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30 million locusts swarm Egypt and DHS buys 2,700 tanks...I knew I should of stayed in bed today

 
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Go long 5 gallon gas cans and liquor bottles. Start drinking!
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Great display of stupid on this thread.
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Did you not see all the millions in "aid" the state dep. is sending Egypt?
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And the Syrian rebels..($ 60 mil)
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---and, they are cutting 200,000 active army and 800,000 civilian technicians, 4 Aircraft Carrier Groups are ported with only maintenance crews so we now have one deployed Aircraft Carrier Group and one on standby. Pretty soon, we will not have a functioning Military.

Then our commi "brotha" can let China and Russia invade.
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Liberty is a
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What the fk does DHS need tanks for ?
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alternative media is reporting that DHS has bought/ordered 2,717 MRAP (Mine Resistant Armor Protected Vehicle) which looks like the Swat trucks of old, except more massive and seriously built.

They are built by Navistar and the pics show they are labeled "Special Response Team" and "POLICE/RESCUE" although that may just be the paint and lettering on the demo for the pictures.

Over 2000 of these divided by 50 states is 400 per state?? wow, that's alot of heat.
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Well, it aint for mud bogging...
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contesting the vote"
~ Benjamin Franklin.
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Re: 30 million locusts swarm Egypt and DHS buys 2,700 tanks...I knew I should of stayed in bed today
So I pull up good ole drudge report this morning and what's the main headline? 30,000,000 locusts swarm Egypt...next thing to catch my eye: Department of Homeland Security buys 2,700 light armor tanks...

I think God's aim is a little off with the locusts...
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God's aim is directly on target and luckily for all of us he never misses....even by a little.
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So I pull up good ole drudge report this morning and what's the main headline? 30,000,000 locusts swarm Egypt...next thing to catch my eye: Department of Homeland Security buys 2,700 light armor tanks...

I think God's aim is a little off with the locusts...
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I wanna know who was in charge of counting the locust.

I demand a recount
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soooo how many drones do they have now?
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Did you not see all the millions in "aid" the state dep. is sending Egypt?
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Too bad they aren't sending AIDS to Egypt instead...
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You're lyin to yaself boy
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Nope, muzzies have proven they are not deserving of any type of mercy, they earned their ticket to hell...
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So, what I would like to know: Is how do they know it's 30 Million? LOL!
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you take 1 square meter or feet you count the locasts inside
and multiply with the number of square meters the locasts cover...next:)
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LOL. Thanks but how do they even count that? They are moving. Do they record and then freeze the screen and then count?

Sorry, not trying to be funny at all, I just want to know how they get that exact count. They don't say about 30million they say 30million. LOL.
Can't we all just get along?!
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Bullets tanks. Who is the actual person broadcasting purchases in the first place? Where do you get 2,700 tanks? Where do you fit them? What is the lead time on them?

Wake up sheeple. Scare tactic.
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Go long 5 gallon gas cans and liquor bottles. Start drinking!
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:D
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What the fk does DHS need tanks for ?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25801142


alternative media is reporting that DHS has bought/ordered 2,717 MRAP (Mine Resistant Armor Protected Vehicle) which looks like the Swat trucks of old, except more massive and seriously built.

They are built by Navistar and the pics show they are labeled "Special Response Team" and "POLICE/RESCUE" although that may just be the paint and lettering on the demo for the pictures.

Over 2000 of these divided by 50 states is 400 per state?? wow, that's alot of heat.
 Quoting: eos


Well, it aint for mud bogging...
 Quoting: 0311INFANTRYSIR


It is 54 tanks per state. DHS Only deals in domestic affairs. There is no possibility of them using these tanks elsewhere.
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DHS is going to get more tanks, 2700 is PUNY. They are going to get HEAVY tanks with HEAVY weaponry to squish the enemies in their way.
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Bullets tanks. Who is the actual person broadcasting purchases in the first place? Where do you get 2,700 tanks? Where do you fit them? What is the lead time on them?

Wake up sheeple. Scare tactic.
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These tanks exist. I'm not sure about the numbers. I live in oklahoma next to the railroad station and not 3 weeks ago I saw 4 railcars loaded with what I would describe as "mini tanks". About the width and length of a big truck, can easily navigate city streets. They had 3 per car so I saw 12 right here in OK. Asked ex military cousin what he thought about it and said they this is a common route for shipping tanks and that they had been doing it since before I was born. He couldn't tell me where they were being shipped to though and proceeded to shrug it off. This was a few days after I woke up drenched in sweat after having a dream of a mini blackhawk heli pumpin out rounds down on a walmart parking lot. All you see is people scrambling for their cars and i'm on my porch with a friend (about a mile from the walmart, but in plain view) look up to see that heli hovering over the parking lot. In my dream I thought it was a police copter chasing someone, until they starting slaughtering people in the parking lot. And as the heli turned towards my house and rounds started hitting everywhere around me I woke up. Got a call from the friend I was on my porch with in the dream that I hadn't talked to in years. Just wanted to see how I was. To this day nothing has ever scared me so bad, even things in real life. I was shaken. And it was all to real..
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Did you not see all the millions in "aid" the state dep. is sending Egypt?
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Too bad they aren't sending AIDS to Egypt instead...
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Are you that fucking self centered??? Man your such a narrow minded asshole.
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Bullets tanks. Who is the actual person broadcasting purchases in the first place? Where do you get 2,700 tanks? Where do you fit them? What is the lead time on them?

Wake up sheeple. Scare tactic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33044158


These tanks exist. I'm not sure about the numbers. I live in oklahoma next to the railroad station and not 3 weeks ago I saw 4 railcars loaded with what I would describe as "mini tanks". About the width and length of a big truck, can easily navigate city streets. They had 3 per car so I saw 12 right here in OK. Asked ex military cousin what he thought about it and said they this is a common route for shipping tanks and that they had been doing it since before I was born. He couldn't tell me where they were being shipped to though and proceeded to shrug it off. This was a few days after I woke up drenched in sweat after having a dream of a mini blackhawk heli pumpin out rounds down on a walmart parking lot. All you see is people scrambling for their cars and i'm on my porch with a friend (about a mile from the walmart, but in plain view) look up to see that heli hovering over the parking lot. In my dream I thought it was a police copter chasing someone, until they starting slaughtering people in the parking lot. And as the heli turned towards my house and rounds started hitting everywhere around me I woke up. Got a call from the friend I was on my porch with in the dream that I hadn't talked to in years. Just wanted to see how I was. To this day nothing has ever scared me so bad, even things in real life. I was shaken. And it was all to real..
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Similar to the FEMA tanks they had in my town after Hurrican Sandy, they were driving around in them surveying damage.
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[link to www.independent.co.uk]
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Bullets tanks. Who is the actual person broadcasting purchases in the first place? Where do you get 2,700 tanks? Where do you fit them? What is the lead time on them?

Wake up sheeple. Scare tactic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33044158


These tanks exist. I'm not sure about the numbers. I live in oklahoma next to the railroad station and not 3 weeks ago I saw 4 railcars loaded with what I would describe as "mini tanks". About the width and length of a big truck, can easily navigate city streets. They had 3 per car so I saw 12 right here in OK. Asked ex military cousin what he thought about it and said they this is a common route for shipping tanks and that they had been doing it since before I was born. He couldn't tell me where they were being shipped to though and proceeded to shrug it off. This was a few days after I woke up drenched in sweat after having a dream of a mini blackhawk heli pumpin out rounds down on a walmart parking lot. All you see is people scrambling for their cars and i'm on my porch with a friend (about a mile from the walmart, but in plain view) look up to see that heli hovering over the parking lot. In my dream I thought it was a police copter chasing someone, until they starting slaughtering people in the parking lot. And as the heli turned towards my house and rounds started hitting everywhere around me I woke up. Got a call from the friend I was on my porch with in the dream that I hadn't talked to in years. Just wanted to see how I was. To this day nothing has ever scared me so bad, even things in real life. I was shaken. And it was all to real..
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Similar to the FEMA tanks they had in my town after Hurrican Sandy, they were driving around in them surveying damage.
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complete with the other police cars surrounding as a motorcade
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The line should've been drawn when they started firing blanks over open highways in miami for "urban assault drills". That's unacceptable by any standard. Matter of fact the day after I had that dream is when I get on here to post about it and saw that fucking thread!
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The line should've been drawn when they started firing blanks over open highways in miami for "urban assault drills". That's unacceptable by any standard. Matter of fact the day after I had that dream is when I get on here to post about it and saw that fucking thread! Who has seen that video? Where the UH-60 is buzzing over the highway poppin off blanks?
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It's actually 120 Million locusts, more swarms are expected, but so far they have not done much damage, we had worse before a few years back.

I wonder who had to count these things... chuckle

But seriously, they migrate every year through here, but every once in a while they're more, but it's nothing like a few years back when they damaged alot of crops. Not yet anyways, it's nothing unusual though for is....no End Times sign, sorry, lol.
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Where do we buy RPGs?
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build your own.....light tank my ass.....you see em in your neighborhood go talk to the driver. If his/her heads not on straight you know whats up. I say its getting time to consider who works for who. Any DHS wanna cruz around downtown LA and see how well they are "securing" our borders???? WTF? You know what time it is?
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This is the Israel Army against an un-armed We The People.

They call it their: "In our enemy's camp", army. Sort of like the one they have for the un-armed Palestinians.

We best call for help, folks, weare being invaded by the insane Israel.

The definition of "insane" is, "Not knowing right from wrong", so donot expect them to do anything right.
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This is the Israel Army against an un-armed We The People.

They call it their: "In our enemy's camp", army. Sort of like the one they have for the un-armed Palestinians.

We best call for help, folks, weare being invaded by the insane Israel.

The definition of "insane" is, "Not knowing right from wrong", so donot expect them to do anything right.
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nor wrong
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I wonder how much proof we really need before someone does something.. It's starting to get old even talking about an uprising. They have crossed the line countless times.
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Did you not see all the millions in "aid" the state dep. is sending Egypt?
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Too bad they aren't sending AIDS to Egypt instead...
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Are you that fucking self centered??? Man your such a narrow minded asshole.
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Yeah, BRIEF is so narrow-minded he probably is laughing his ass off at at you for using "your" when you should have used "you're", not hyphenating "narrow-minded", and failing to place a comma after "Man".

BRIEF, quit laughing.
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Bullets tanks. Who is the actual person broadcasting purchases in the first place? Where do you get 2,700 tanks? Where do you fit them? What is the lead time on them?

Wake up sheeple. Scare tactic.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33044158


These tanks exist. I'm not sure about the numbers. I live in oklahoma next to the railroad station and not 3 weeks ago I saw 4 railcars loaded with what I would describe as "mini tanks". About the width and length of a big truck, can easily navigate city streets. They had 3 per car so I saw 12 right here in OK. Asked ex military cousin what he thought about it and said they this is a common route for shipping tanks and that they had been doing it since before I was born. He couldn't tell me where they were being shipped to though and proceeded to shrug it off. This was a few days after I woke up drenched in sweat after having a dream of a mini blackhawk heli pumpin out rounds down on a walmart parking lot. All you see is people scrambling for their cars and i'm on my porch with a friend (about a mile from the walmart, but in plain view) look up to see that heli hovering over the parking lot. In my dream I thought it was a police copter chasing someone, until they starting slaughtering people in the parking lot. And as the heli turned towards my house and rounds started hitting everywhere around me I woke up. Got a call from the friend I was on my porch with in the dream that I hadn't talked to in years. Just wanted to see how I was. To this day nothing has ever scared me so bad, even things in real life. I was shaken. And it was all to real..
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now you know how the Palestinians feel; well whatis left of them
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What the fk does DHS need tanks for ?
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Did you not see all the millions in "aid" the state dep. is sending Egypt?
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Too bad they aren't sending AIDS to Egypt instead...
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Are you that fucking self centered??? Man your such a narrow minded asshole.
 Quoting: the_truth_seeker


Yeah, BRIEF is so narrow-minded he probably is laughing his ass off at at you for using "your" when you should have used "you're", not hyphenating "narrow-minded", and failing to place a comma after "Man".

BRIEF, quit laughing.
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Did you not see all the millions in "aid" the state dep. is sending Egypt?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30806160


Too bad they aren't sending AIDS to Egypt instead...
 Quoting: BRIEF


Are you that fucking self centered??? Man your such a narrow minded asshole.
 Quoting: the_truth_seeker


Yeah, BRIEF is so narrow-minded he probably is laughing his ass off at at you for using "your" when you should have used "you're", not hyphenating "narrow-minded", and failing to place a comma after "Man".

BRIEF, quit laughing.
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Thanks for the English writing course professor...
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I wonder how much proof we really need before someone does something.. It's starting to get old even talking about an uprising. They have crossed the line countless times.
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itis the same old thing:

We have a disease called:
"The frog in a pot of water" syndrome. The only cure is to gradually turn up the heat until the frog (that is us) dies of boiling.

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