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My computer puts out a frequency that makes me horny

 
Cebeij
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My computer puts out a frequency that makes me horny
I have been away from my computer for 3 days now. Not one thought about porn.

I just recently came back home and got on the computer and already I'm starting to feel this sexual urge to look at porn.

Does anyone else feel this ever? I know for a fact I've been addicted for way too long, and whenever I'm around this computer the access to all that is holy is too accessible.

Its like there is this mind control frequency to let go of all sexual tensions.
Cebeij (OP)

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03/04/2013 11:55 PM
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...I LIKE IT. (LOL) YOU GET WHAT YOU GET. SOME NEVER GOT MUCH. (LOL)







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OH YOU NEED A PRIEST.

WAIT WE CAN GET WHOLE CHURCH. BIG CATHEDRAL EVEN.

BRING LOTS OF ROSARIES AND IN MEXICO THEY CARRY HUGE CROSSES.
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03/04/2013 11:55 PM
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Yes, I can relate with you... i feel like the computer is addictive until I turn the damn screen off!! And yes, porn can be a problem for me too a lot of times... I like to just keep the tv off and if I can stay away from computer. Although I do love to research things online.
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03/04/2013 11:57 PM
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... Although I do love to research things online.
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...That somehow always leads to porn!
Blitz the storm-striker

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03/04/2013 11:59 PM
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Re: My computer puts out a frequency that makes me horny
these 120 mms fan sure make a sexy noise... lol

yeah it seems so.

the freqeuncy seems to light up the sexual chakra and the ego cant resist.
To live is to believe in the power of dreams! To dream is to believe in the power of love! To love is to Know the truth!
The Desire to Be fuel the belief that you Are which ignite the Will to Become which bring back forth the desire to be...
Let it be-come you! It means Stop seeking your higher self! It is seeking you! Stand still in your mind to calm the waters of your mind and then it shall find you, so you can ride those waves together!
your true self lies somewhere between your heart and your consciousness. It is called the heart consciousness,which is the creator, which is you!
The heart create the emotions and our mind evoke its purpose, from which we dream the life we live in order to imagine the nature of reality and finally remember love!

Be authentic, nobody else can do it for you!
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03/05/2013 12:00 AM

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Exactly. I swear i just got on and im already like. Where can we start loooking at the latest sexual blogs.

Ugh. Im trying to kick this horrible habit.

How can i even prove there is a frequency mind control switch that comes on when my computer is loaded. its mind blowing.
Blitz the storm-striker

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03/05/2013 12:01 AM
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Exactly. I swear i just got on and im already like. Where can we start loooking at the latest sexual blogs.

Ugh. Im trying to kick this horrible habit.

How can i even prove there is a frequency mind control switch that comes on when my computer is loaded. its mind blowing.
 Quoting: Cebeij


now that you know it. its much easier to control it!
To live is to believe in the power of dreams! To dream is to believe in the power of love! To love is to Know the truth!
The Desire to Be fuel the belief that you Are which ignite the Will to Become which bring back forth the desire to be...
Let it be-come you! It means Stop seeking your higher self! It is seeking you! Stand still in your mind to calm the waters of your mind and then it shall find you, so you can ride those waves together!
your true self lies somewhere between your heart and your consciousness. It is called the heart consciousness,which is the creator, which is you!
The heart create the emotions and our mind evoke its purpose, from which we dream the life we live in order to imagine the nature of reality and finally remember love!

Be authentic, nobody else can do it for you!
Cebeij (OP)

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03/05/2013 12:03 AM

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Was reading from an ex-Illuminati guys book and he speaks about the sexual energy we expel during masturbation and sex is some of the strongest energy. We do not harness it, but instead waste it on KAte Upton's tits. But hell I don't know.

The heart is the strongest that I know of.
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03/05/2013 12:06 AM
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Cebeij (OP)

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03/05/2013 12:09 AM

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Thank you
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03/05/2013 01:28 AM
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A typical conspiracy triggered suspicion, but no, your computer doesn't emit horny frequency. It is you who create a sort of anchoring for horny conditioning whenever you sit down in from of your comp. Every time you masturbate in front of your computer, you are amplifying the anchor that will trigger horny frequency in you through resonance. It's a self programmed horny excitation. If you want to change the effect of this anchor you've created, then you may try to, for example, put a smelly turd near the computer, in other word, change the environment that habitually triggered the same response. It the dislike of the smelly turd is much greater than the desire to watch porn then you're on a right path to change your habit.
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03/05/2013 01:30 AM
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Then quit surfing the porn sites !
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03/05/2013 01:31 AM
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A typical conspiracy triggered suspicion, but no, your computer doesn't emit horny frequency. It is you who create a sort of anchoring for horny conditioning whenever you sit down in from of your comp. Every time you masturbate in front of your computer, you are amplifying the anchor that will trigger horny frequency in you through resonance. It's a self programmed horny excitation. If you want to change the effect of this anchor you've created, then you may try to, for example, put a smelly turd near the computer, in other word, change the environment that habitually triggered the same response. It the dislike of the smelly turd is much greater than the desire to watch porn then you're on a right path to change your habit.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11735522


Ahhh..not good advice..might develop a poo fetish and end up gay.
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03/05/2013 01:37 AM
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im not smearing smelly poo on me while masturbating
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03/05/2013 01:44 AM
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Farting is fun. FIF
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03/05/2013 01:49 AM
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Your computer is lonely.

It wants you inside it
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03/05/2013 02:05 AM
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03/05/2013 02:34 AM
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Re: My computer puts out a frequency that makes me horny
I have been away from my computer for 3 days now. Not one thought about porn.

I just recently came back home and got on the computer and already I'm starting to feel this sexual urge to look at porn.

Does anyone else feel this ever? I know for a fact I've been addicted for way too long, and whenever I'm around this computer the access to all that is holy is too accessible.

Its like there is this mind control frequency to let go of all sexual tensions.
 Quoting: Cebeij


interesting theory
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Re: My computer puts out a frequency that makes me horny
...I LIKE IT. (LOL) YOU GET WHAT YOU GET. SOME NEVER GOT MUCH. (LOL)

Forget the priest. Just get a bunch of young horny nuns and we can get it on.







------

OH YOU NEED A PRIEST.

WAIT WE CAN GET WHOLE CHURCH. BIG CATHEDRAL EVEN.

BRING LOTS OF ROSARIES AND IN MEXICO THEY CARRY HUGE CROSSES.
 Quoting: THAT'S THE WAY 1351603

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