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You are granted one paragraph to defend evolution before God-what would you say?

 
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How would an evolutionist even conceive of defending evolution before God?


Dumb thread is dumb.......
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I would say:

" Thank you for putting mathematical proof of the ancient knowledge of very advanced concepts in the bible for us all to learn about. It is a shame that pretty much all people who claim to read the bible do not know that there is literally proof that you did indeed make everything and set the very stars in motion, right there in the good book. Thank you for making a universe that doesn't suck. "
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You are granted one paragraph to explain why you can't think of more interesting material for new threads...


and........ GO!

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How would an evolutionist even conceive of defending evolution before God?


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because they say God set evolution in order, or that there is no intelligent design at all



looking for a one paragraph explanation of either
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I would say:

" Thank you for putting mathematical proof of the ancient knowledge of very advanced concepts in the bible for us all to learn about. It is a shame that pretty much all people who claim to read the bible do not know that there is literally proof that you did indeed make everything and set the very stars in motion, right there in the good book. Thank you for making a universe that doesn't suck. "
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How does this paragraph defend evolution be God? This looks like rambling...

I guess Constantine and the Priests he assembled to put together the 66 canons in the New Testament that we call the bible today was Gods round about way....LOL
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"DNA was first identified and isolated by Friedrich Miescher and the double helix structure of DNA was first discovered by James D. Watson and Francis Crick."
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I would say:

" Thank you for putting mathematical proof of the ancient knowledge of very advanced concepts in the bible for us all to learn about. It is a shame that pretty much all people who claim to read the bible do not know that there is literally proof that you did indeed make everything and set the very stars in motion, right there in the good book. Thank you for making a universe that doesn't suck. "
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How does this paragraph defend evolution be God? This looks like rambling...

I guess Constantine and the Priests he assembled to put together the 66 canons in the New Testament that we call the bible today was Gods round about way....LOL
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Whatever, you are just ignorant to the things that are in the bible.

You probably don't even know what the Alpha Constant is, or why it's in the bible, or what the implications of that actually are. You likely don't know Phi is in the Bible, or that pi is in the bible, or that the Golden angle is in the bible, in fact, I bet you are so educated about the bible you can only see what you think you know to be true.

You are plainly ignorant and arrogant.

No person knows less then the one who knows it all.

I wouldn't defend evolution to God because I know that there is proof that evolution is part of the grand design.

Go lick the icing off the cupcakes at the grocery store, you clown.
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Re: You are granted one paragraph to defend evolution before God-what would you say?

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I would say:

" Thank you for putting mathematical proof of the ancient knowledge of very advanced concepts in the bible for us all to learn about. It is a shame that pretty much all people who claim to read the bible do not know that there is literally proof that you did indeed make everything and set the very stars in motion, right there in the good book. Thank you for making a universe that doesn't suck. "
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How does this paragraph defend evolution be God? This looks like rambling...

I guess Constantine and the Priests he assembled to put together the 66 canons in the New Testament that we call the bible today was Gods round about way....LOL
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Whatever, you are just ignorant to the things that are in the bible.

You probably don't even know what the Alpha Constant is, or why it's in the bible, or what the implications of that actually are. You likely don't know Phi is in the Bible, or that pi is in the bible, or that the Golden angle is in the bible, in fact, I bet you are so educated about the bible you can only see what you think you know to be true.

You are plainly ignorant and arrogant.

No person knows less then the one who knows it all.

I wouldn't defend evolution to God because I know that there is proof that evolution is part of the grand design.

Go lick the icing off the cupcakes at the grocery store, you clown.
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Nice...How very prideful, arrogant, and ignorant of you...Typical prideful Christian...You will not enter any gate of heaven with that silly chip on your shoulder,my little sinner!!!!! Jesus would flip you over a table and take your chips away....LOL
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I would say:

" Thank you for putting mathematical proof of the ancient knowledge of very advanced concepts in the bible for us all to learn about. It is a shame that pretty much all people who claim to read the bible do not know that there is literally proof that you did indeed make everything and set the very stars in motion, right there in the good book. Thank you for making a universe that doesn't suck. "
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34544532


How does this paragraph defend evolution be God? This looks like rambling...

I guess Constantine and the Priests he assembled to put together the 66 canons in the New Testament that we call the bible today was Gods round about way....LOL
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Whatever, you are just ignorant to the things that are in the bible.

You probably don't even know what the Alpha Constant is, or why it's in the bible, or what the implications of that actually are. You likely don't know Phi is in the Bible, or that pi is in the bible, or that the Golden angle is in the bible, in fact, I bet you are so educated about the bible you can only see what you think you know to be true.

You are plainly ignorant and arrogant.

No person knows less then the one who knows it all.

I wouldn't defend evolution to God because I know that there is proof that evolution is part of the grand design.

Go lick the icing off the cupcakes at the grocery store, you clown.
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Nice...How very prideful, arrogant, and ignorant of you...Typical prideful Christian...You will not enter any gate of heaven with that silly chip on your shoulder,my little sinner!!!!! Jesus would flip you over a table and take your chips away....LOL
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God is going to spank us all for letting this crap continue
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Re: You are granted one paragraph to defend evolution before God-what would you say?
The the oldest rock fossils contain prints of the simplest life. Newer fossils contain more complex progressions of the same life. This is physical proof. Natural and sexual selection is real. Sexual selection is evidence of our intelligent design. Anyone who denies this fossil evidence should not be allowed to teach.

This does not prove or disprove God.
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Re: You are granted one paragraph to defend evolution before God-what would you say?
God delegates his authority.


end of paragraph...
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God would vomit at the sight of the so called Christians of today....so full of arrogance and pride and self rightousness....so smug and smart and sure......all the while putting down others and scoffing them.....

I would not want to spend a second in eternity with these fools....these types will surely not sit with Jesus...LOL
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The the oldest rock fossils contain prints of the simplest life. Newer fossils contain more complex progressions of the same life. This is physical proof. Natural and sexual selection is real. Sexual selection is evidence of our intelligent design. Anyone who denies this fossil evidence should not be allowed to teach.

This does not prove or disprove God.
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+111111111111111

This does does defend evolution though...Good Point....Nothing can prove or disprove God.....God is a matter of faith and belief....The word "FACT" cannot come into play with the word "GOD"....there is no factual proof either way....These threads are silly because its one nutters belief over another....There is no proof of God and no denying the fossil evolution proof.....
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God would vomit at the sight of the so called Christians of today....so full of arrogance and pride and self rightousness....so smug and smart and sure......all the while putting down others and scoffing them.....

I would not want to spend a second in eternity with these fools....these types will surely not sit with Jesus...LOL
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That was pretty hypocritical of you to say. I agree somewhat that some christians are pushy, but you will find that they're not true christians, according to the book.

"Secularists" seem to be very fascist these days, almost like when the roman inquisitions took place. Same people, different day.
I think alot of "atheists" and "secularists" would love to mow down some christians if they had the chance.
History shows us, they will do it, whether they know they're doing the work of satan or not
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Here I should also add this point, as it has a big impact on what I posted to you.
The media plays a huge part in forming impressionable minds, and they're constantly slandering christians to the point where it's killing innocent people.
They are loud and fascist to the core. Please don't fall in this trap.
Ask yourself why christianity is being targeted.
Personally, I think it's a threat to the power structure.
Funny eh? When they don't believe in God the Father
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Re: You are granted one paragraph to defend evolution before God-what would you say?
i would defend evolution by pointing out that when we reproduce, our off spring look different from ourselves because they are a mix of two parents ie something new and unique has been created by the parents the fact that its is new and different shows that change or evolution is taking place, if the godders are right then everything would remain static and not evolve, this long ago would have renedered us unable to reproduce as we would not of had a diverse enough gene pool, also children inherit a mixture of antibodies from BOTH parents this alone shows a more evolved being from previous generations. listen peeps i know you love god and i dont want to take away anything from you lot,you could belive in a lot worse stuff,but when it comes to creationisim vs evolution there is NO argument evolution has a testible model which can be appraised using imperiacle data maybe not fully understood yet this is why it is a theory, albeit one with lots of supporting evidence. on the other hand we have a collection of dusty manuscripts called the bible which was written over 800 years of history by different people which provides no evidence other than it says creationisim is real, honestly there no comparison, the problem is the mis application of chi energy within the christian church you lot call it the holy spirit, you see much off what you call healing or laying on off hands is just mis applied chi transferal a overblast of chi to the forehead energy centre will make you fall to the ground like jelly, looks impressive but is infact good as useless, a simple party trick, the same with baptisim it just makes you wet which helps chi flow around the skin making you feel tingley(often misenterprated as gods love) i see this happen alot whwn people first experiance chi they try to attach some mystic flim flam to it when in reality it is just a natural process within and around us
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If I'm in front of God, I would hope He would be explaining things to me.
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I would say:

" Thank you for putting mathematical proof of the ancient knowledge of very advanced concepts in the bible for us all to learn about. It is a shame that pretty much all people who claim to read the bible do not know that there is literally proof that you did indeed make everything and set the very stars in motion, right there in the good book. Thank you for making a universe that doesn't suck. "
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How does this paragraph defend evolution be God? This looks like rambling...

I guess Constantine and the Priests he assembled to put together the 66 canons in the New Testament that we call the bible today was Gods round about way....LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35586287


Whatever, you are just ignorant to the things that are in the bible.

You probably don't even know what the Alpha Constant is, or why it's in the bible, or what the implications of that actually are. You likely don't know Phi is in the Bible, or that pi is in the bible, or that the Golden angle is in the bible, in fact, I bet you are so educated about the bible you can only see what you think you know to be true.

You are plainly ignorant and arrogant.

No person knows less then the one who knows it all.

I wouldn't defend evolution to God because I know that there is proof that evolution is part of the grand design.

Go lick the icing off the cupcakes at the grocery store, you clown.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34544532


Nice...How very prideful, arrogant, and ignorant of you...Typical prideful Christian...You will not enter any gate of heaven with that silly chip on your shoulder,my little sinner!!!!! Jesus would flip you over a table and take your chips away....LOL
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I would say:

" Thank you for putting mathematical proof of the ancient knowledge of very advanced concepts in the bible for us all to learn about. It is a shame that pretty much all people who claim to read the bible do not know that there is literally proof that you did indeed make everything and set the very stars in motion, right there in the good book. Thank you for making a universe that doesn't suck. "
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34544532


How does this paragraph defend evolution be God? This looks like rambling...

I guess Constantine and the Priests he assembled to put together the 66 canons in the New Testament that we call the bible today was Gods round about way....LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35586287


Whatever, you are just ignorant to the things that are in the bible.

You probably don't even know what the Alpha Constant is, or why it's in the bible, or what the implications of that actually are. You likely don't know Phi is in the Bible, or that pi is in the bible, or that the Golden angle is in the bible, in fact, I bet you are so educated about the bible you can only see what you think you know to be true.

You are plainly ignorant and arrogant.

No person knows less then the one who knows it all.

I wouldn't defend evolution to God because I know that there is proof that evolution is part of the grand design.

Go lick the icing off the cupcakes at the grocery store, you clown.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34544532


Nice...How very prideful, arrogant, and ignorant of you...Typical prideful Christian...You will not enter any gate of heaven with that silly chip on your shoulder,my little sinner!!!!! Jesus would flip you over a table and take your chips away....LOL
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35586287


Again, you are arrogant and ignorant, and if you think you know me you are deluding yourself.

I am not a christian, nor do I own a bible, jackass.

Who am I ?

[link to s839.beta.photobucket.com]

You don't know jack shit about me, or who I am, but you are more then ready to tell me what I do or don't know, and what my fate is ?

I dare you to pull your head out of your ass.

Seriously.

Now, allow me to laugh in your face, fool.

lmaos226
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Why would God care what someone thinks about evolution one way or the other?
Does it effect the laws of the Bible?
Does it invalidate the idea of God?
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deary me, the god squad loons are out in force today!
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I would say:

GOD, why did you make it so long for evolution to create change? Couldn't You have made it faster so we could see the change instead of finding reasons for why You don't exist?
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deary me, the god squad loons are out in force today!
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We came to bring lots of huggies, because when things pick up, you are going to shit yourself
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I would say:

God, your survival of the fittest and predatory animals that need to tear open other animals necks in a bloody mess to eat them so they can survive a few couple of days next...... is pretty brutal!
Why would you expect us to not kill when the system you created forces us and many other animals to kill to survive?
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I would say: non sequitur
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I would talk in a hillbilly voice:

"Well, Jesus, even I've evolved in my little ol' lifetime!"
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How would an evolutionist even conceive of defending evolution before God?

Dumb thread is dumb.......
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because they say God set evolution in order, or that there is no intelligent design at all
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If "God set evolution in order" why should anyone defend evolution before God?

If God is all-knowing what can anyone tell him that he doesn't already know?

OP, your logical fallacies are blowing my mind
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I would say:

God, your survival of the fittest and predatory animals that need to tear open other animals necks in a bloody mess to eat them so they can survive a few couple of days next...... is pretty brutal!
Why would you expect us to not kill when the system you created forces us and many other animals to kill to survive?
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And you may never receive grace and here's why:
For one, a major tenet of christianity is that we have been given free will, so blaming god for mans' idiotic war mongering activities won't suffice.
I am not saying I do nothing wrong either, I'm well aware of it.
Please seek guidance

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