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BREAKING: Woman trapped by sinkhole. 3/5/13

 
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BREAKING: Woman trapped by sinkhole. 3/5/13
PINELLAS COUNTY, FL -
A woman was trapped in her bedroom in a Palm Harbor home Tuesday morning because of a possible sinkhole in her living room, according to Pinellas County Fire Rescue report.

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GET OUT OF FLORIDA! It's going down!
shark (we really need a sinkhole smilie)
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Re: BREAKING: Woman trapped by sinkhole. 3/5/13
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!



ARE BEDROOM SINKHOLES BECOMING THE 'HOT NEW WAY' OF "DISAPPEARING" PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!



ARE BEDROOM SINKHOLES BECOMING THE 'HOT NEW WAY' OF "DISAPPEARING" PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


Had not thought of that. Thanks for pin.
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When dark ways are taken the path of destruction is set. Land becomes unland.
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Re: BREAKING: Woman trapped by sinkhole. 3/5/13
Very strange... have never even heard of sinkholes till last year... rather new phenomenom, wouldnt ya say?
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PINELLAS COUNTY, FL -
A woman was trapped in her bedroom in a Palm Harbor home Tuesday morning because of a possible sinkhole in her living room, according to Pinellas County Fire Rescue report.

[link to www.wfla.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35495866


More sinkhoax, no doubt.

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Hey, that's the first time I got to use that icon!

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hidingI would not live in that state
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A soft answer turns away wrath, But a harsh word stirs up anger.
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Very strange... have never even heard of sinkholes till last year... rather new phenomenom, wouldnt ya say?
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Um, caves take millions of years to form, rock doesn't dissolve overnight.
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Very strange... have never even heard of sinkholes till last year... rather new phenomenom, wouldnt ya say?
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Nope, been around longer than us. They are either being reported more often or more are showing up.
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WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!



ARE BEDROOM SINKHOLES BECOMING THE 'HOT NEW WAY' OF "DISAPPEARING" PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


That's what I was thinking. Of course, they're not really sinkholes. It would go something like this:

People disappear. Tptb create a sinkhole and say "They are in there, no doubt." Even though the geological engineer that appeared on ABC News said that that kind of thing - people disappearing in sinkholes - is not normal.

They're freaks, and will pay big time for these shenanigans.
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Ban sinkholes!
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sure would be a unique excuse to call out sick from work!
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"Fire officials told us a woman called 911 after she heard her house crack. She stayed in the bedroom awaiting rescue teams. When they arrived, firefighter saw multiple cracks of the house. Pinellas County Code Enforcement Department representatives were contacted"


So now whenever anyone hears a crack in their house, they are going to call 911?


"Pinellas County nvestigating possible sinkhole
Updated: Mar 05, 2013 9:40 AM EST
A woman was trapped in her bedroom in a Palm Harbor home Tuesday morning because of a possible sinkhole in her living room, according to Pinellas County Fire Rescue report."

So there is either a sinkhole or there is not. Maybe we will have a new industry where all the houses in Florida will be inspected to see if there are sinkholes under them?
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Is there lots of gas extraction in Florida ?
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Is anyone mapping out all these sinkholes in the south? and could there be a connection to the Louisanna sinkhole?
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When dark ways are taken the
path of destruction is set.
Land becomes unland.
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WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!



ARE BEDROOM SINKHOLES BECOMING THE 'HOT NEW WAY' OF "DISAPPEARING" PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

 Quoting: Mister Obvious
Its where they sin the most and so thats where the gates of hell open up and swallow them whole...
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sure would be a unique excuse to call out sick from work!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35429539


"I can't come into work today, a sinkhole has opened up around my johnson and I am stuck in bed".
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Re: BREAKING: Woman trapped by sinkhole. 3/5/13
If this is a true story, and even if it isn't there's no doubt all that oil corexit and chemicals are eating away at the once pristine fragile network of limestone, sand and coral that underlie Florida. Reminds me of breathing rinsing capillaries interacting with the flow of the gulf stream around it.
So little is understood about the gulf ecosystem which is huge and so specialized. Then along comes industry...making it all history.
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So much for retiring in Tampa!
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Re: BREAKING: Woman trapped by sinkhole. 3/5/13
Is anyone mapping out all these sinkholes in the south? and could there be a connection to the Louisanna sinkhole?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16213727


bump
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A certian prognosticating lingust who can't be mentioned here wrote extensively about the appearance of sinkholes being big news leading up to a global coastal event.

Get High and re-read the 2010 alta reports.

Atmospheric "Rivers" of rain / Sinkholes / Global Coastal Event.
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A certian prognosticating lingust who can't be mentioned here wrote extensively about the appearance of sinkholes being big news leading up to a global coastal event.

Get High and re-read the 2010 alta reports.

Atmospheric "Rivers" of rain / Sinkholes / Global Coastal Event.
 Quoting: CH is Late but not Wrong... 31855582


I was wondering what happened to him and why no one ever mentions him anymore.
There used to be play by play threads recording his every word when he gave an interview.
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Re: BREAKING: Woman trapped by sinkhole. 3/5/13
She is being held at gun point by it!!!!

Someone should send in the police to [s]shoot[/s] rescue her!
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So much for retiring in Tampa!
 Quoting: KimmieAnnaJones


Ditto!
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OMG I know!!! ITs those giant ground worms. They are attracted to the rhythm of lovemaking.
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Re: BREAKING: Woman trapped by sinkhole. 3/5/13
Is anyone mapping out all these sinkholes in the south? and could there be a connection to the Louisanna sinkhole?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 16213727


bump
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35496018


They actually showed this on the weather channel. They circled three areas in FL. Tampa area and two others south and southeast.
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Florida, the swiss cheese state.

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From 2006 - 2010 there were 24,671 sinkhole insurance claims in Florida.

[link to www.scribd.com]


Sinkhole prone areas [link to www.insurancejournal.com]

They are more common than many think OP.
 Quoting: Wispa