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If Kate Middleton is really pregnant, how the fuck she's doing that???

 
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If Kate Middleton is really pregnant, how the fuck she's doing that???
Pics taken after she's back from Switzerland. How the fuck a pregnant woman stands crouched over high-heels???


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03/05/2013 12:41 PM
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Re: If Kate Middleton is really pregnant, how the fuck she's doing that???
I've never seen a pregnant woman crouching over high heels!

Well, when I said I've never seen a "woman", I was referring to normal human females, I don't know about reptilians.

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03/05/2013 12:50 PM
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Oh, how nice! A cute little baby reptoid soon to be born. I wonder if conception was accomplished en vitro or the old fashion way, scales flying and all. Sorry, no disrespect intended, just in a silly mood. Good thing I don't watch David dIcke anymore, but some things are hard to forget.
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03/05/2013 12:51 PM

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Re: If Kate Middleton is really pregnant, how the fuck she's doing that???
I don't think she's showing much yet.
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03/05/2013 12:55 PM
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Re: If Kate Middleton is really pregnant, how the fuck she's doing that???
lulz

its not hard to do at all, i wore heels and bent, climbed, crouched and everything in between until the day i gave birth.......

stupid thread is stupid.,
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Re: If Kate Middleton is really pregnant, how the fuck she's doing that???
I don't think she's showing much yet.
 Quoting: Earth Daughter


She almost blew the hoax going skiing in Switzerland, but crouching in high hells shows she can't even play the mother role.
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03/05/2013 12:57 PM
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Re: If Kate Middleton is really pregnant, how the fuck she's doing that???
lulz

its not hard to do at all, i wore heels and bent, climbed, crouched and everything in between until the day i gave birth.......

stupid thread is stupid.,
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 32278252


Yep, if you say you did, that must be the absolute truth. I'm convinced!

Stupid shills are stupid.

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03/05/2013 01:01 PM
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Re: If Kate Middleton is really pregnant, how the fuck she's doing that???
Oh please. Kate is not that far along. And she is slim & in good shape. When I was pregnant I could totally squat, even just before giving birth. Actually it is really good for you. Fact is that is a great position for giving birth(at a birth center, Doctors would be far too inconvenienced).
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03/05/2013 01:03 PM
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Re: If Kate Middleton is really pregnant, how the fuck she's doing that???
I skied and wore heels during my pregnancies. Not all women decide to become "fragile" and take to the fainting couch for 9 months.
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03/05/2013 01:04 PM
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Re: If Kate Middleton is really pregnant, how the fuck she's doing that???
when my mom was pregnant with my little sister, she still played tennis, and could squat/crouch with ease. but my mom is hardcore, she drove herself to the hospital after her water broke.
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Re: If Kate Middleton is really pregnant, how the fuck she's doing that???
shes not pregnant

the royal family eat babies

dont you guys read the threads on here

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Re: If Kate Middleton is really pregnant, how the fuck she's doing that???
I skied and wore heels during my pregnancies. Not all women decide to become "fragile" and take to the fainting couch for 9 months.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1302477


I get it! Expose Kate Middleton's fake pregnancy and suddenly all women have testimonies of piloting bikes, sky-jumping, shark-hunting, skiing and climbing mountains during pregnancy.

Pathetic liars!
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Shills galore here!
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Re: If Kate Middleton is really pregnant, how the fuck she's doing that???
She is young and pregnant. My wife threw bales when she was six months pregnant. hf
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OP is just used to the fat trailer trash in his hood. He has no idea what a in shape human female can do.
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Re: If Kate Middleton is really pregnant, how the fuck she's doing that???
She is young and pregnant. My wife threw bales when she was six months pregnant. hf
 Quoting: Joker


my wife lifted weights
picked up engine blocks
ran marathons
and wrestled crocodiles

till she was 8 months and 3 weeks pregnant
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LOL, you fuckers never quit do ya.
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03/05/2013 01:14 PM
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I get it! Expose Kate Middleton's fake pregnancy and suddenly all women have testimonies of piloting bikes, sky-jumping, shark-hunting, skiing and climbing mountains during pregnancy.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1302477


cruise
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03/05/2013 01:15 PM
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Re: If Kate Middleton is really pregnant, how the fuck she's doing that???
Body Double with a fake belly!
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Re: If Kate Middleton is really pregnant, how the fuck she's doing that???
Still not good for baby...squishing it like that..those heels throwing the pelvic bone forward....not good.
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Re: If Kate Middleton is really pregnant, how the fuck she's doing that???
Pics taken after she's back from Switzerland. How the fuck a pregnant woman stands crouched over high-heels???


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lol

You obviously know very little about female anatomy.
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Re: If Kate Middleton is really pregnant, how the fuck she's doing that???
I skied and wore heels during my pregnancies. Not all women decide to become "fragile" and take to the fainting couch for 9 months.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1302477


Cool! Glad to hear you were thinking of your baby's wellbeing.

I can assure you skiing is NOT appropriate for pregnant women who care about their unborn baby and before you tell me how wonderful you are at skiing that's not the point, it's the other pricks out there that are the problem. You get hit by a drunken twat at full gas while you're showing how 'unfragile' you are and you have serious problems. Ignorant, narcisistic, selfish cow.
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Re: If Kate Middleton is really pregnant, how the fuck she's doing that???
I skied and wore heels during my pregnancies. Not all women decide to become "fragile" and take to the fainting couch for 9 months.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1302477


Cool! Glad to hear you were thinking of your baby's wellbeing.

I can assure you skiing is NOT appropriate for pregnant women who care about their unborn baby and before you tell me how wonderful you are at skiing that's not the point, it's the other pricks out there that are the problem. You get hit by a drunken twat at full gas while you're showing how 'unfragile' you are and you have serious problems. Ignorant, narcisistic, selfish cow.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


tell it as it is why dont ya


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Re: If Kate Middleton is really pregnant, how the fuck she's doing that???
She is young and pregnant. My wife threw bales when she was six months pregnant. hf
 Quoting: Joker


my wife lifted weights
picked up engine blocks
ran marathons
and wrestled crocodiles

till she was 8 months and 3 weeks pregnant
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35617533


Are u sure your wife is a woman??

The way you describe it sounds to me you married a shemale!

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Re: If Kate Middleton is really pregnant, how the fuck she's doing that???
Still not good for baby...squishing it like that..those heels throwing the pelvic bone forward....not good.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35499787


Finally authentic intelligent life forms in this thread.

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Re: If Kate Middleton is really pregnant, how the fuck she's doing that???
Kate's.....I mean .... Rose Mary's baby.....?
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Body Double with a fake belly!
 Quoting: --Voltaic--


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Re: If Kate Middleton is really pregnant, how the fuck she's doing that???
I skied and wore heels during my pregnancies. Not all women decide to become "fragile" and take to the fainting couch for 9 months.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1302477


Cool! Glad to hear you were thinking of your baby's wellbeing.

I can assure you skiing is NOT appropriate for pregnant women who care about their unborn baby and before you tell me how wonderful you are at skiing that's not the point, it's the other pricks out there that are the problem. You get hit by a drunken twat at full gas while you're showing how 'unfragile' you are and you have serious problems. Ignorant, narcisistic, selfish cow.
 Quoting: Sir France's Beercan


tell it as it is why dont ya


cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35617533


Lol yeah maybe I was a bit heavy but I just fancied it :-)
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Still not good for baby...squishing it like that..those heels throwing the pelvic bone forward....not good.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35499787


"The baby" is only a couple inches long at this point.
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Re: If Kate Middleton is really pregnant, how the fuck she's doing that???
lol yes all these women attesting to not being a fragile retard when pregnant are obviously shills....

fucking men, my gawd.

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