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Breaking AHMADINEJAD: "Hugo Chavez will return to Earth with Jesus Christ"

 
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Breaking AHMADINEJAD: "Hugo Chavez will return to Earth with Jesus Christ"
Hugo Chavez had a friend in Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, who apparently held the Venezuelan leader in such high regard that he believes he will "return on resurrection day" with Jesus Christ and will "establish peace, justice, and kindness" on earth.

After Chavez's death on Tuesday afternoon, Ahmadinejad released a statement on Wednesday to announce a day of public mourning, according to Iran's Raja News, Ahmadinejad's official news agency. In his message, Ahmadinejad voiced skepticism over Chavez's "suspicious" illness and proclaimed that the 58-year-old will resurrect with Jesus one day.

From The Huffington Post's translation of Ahmadinejad's message:

Venezuela has lost a brave son, and the world has lost a wise and revolutionary leader. ... He took a firm stance against the demands of oppressors and broke down the all their attempts for discord, propaganda and coup d’etats. He was a bridge that connected all justice-seeking leaders in the world. He finally gave his entire life and being to a suspicious illness and with that, he is undoubtedly a true martyr in the path of serving the Venezuelan nation and safeguarding the revolutionary and human values. Although Hugo Chavez, is no longer among us today, I am sure that his innocent spirit has ascended to the heavens and will one day return to us with Jesus Christ and will once again help humankind establish peace, justice and kindness.

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Re: Breaking AHMADINEJAD: "Hugo Chavez will return to Earth with Jesus Christ"
well yes, that's what the Christian creed means when it says, "resurrection of the body and the life everlasting"
All who have ever lived will one day be restored to their bodies and live forever.
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Re: Breaking AHMADINEJAD: "Hugo Chavez will return to Earth with Jesus Christ"
even the worst of us, who truly repent and ask the Lord's forgiveness
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Re: Breaking AHMADINEJAD: "Hugo Chavez will return to Earth with Jesus Christ"
A-Jad is so obviously a Freemason inside man.

He's laying it on a little too thick.
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03/06/2013 04:34 PM
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Re: Breaking AHMADINEJAD: "Hugo Chavez will return to Earth with Jesus Christ"
A-Jad is so obviously a Freemason inside man.

He's laying it on a little too thick.
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I think you may be right. They're all in on it. A woman from India did some research on the CIA torture of detainees, and found out that Iran and Syria acted on their orders and were working with them. I think it's all just one big show, they are setting up WW3, and we will die while they chill out in Patagonia.
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Re: Breaking AHMADINEJAD: "Hugo Chavez will return to Earth with Jesus Christ"
This is all probably BS just to make A jad seem even crazier than they are already making him out to be.
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03/06/2013 04:41 PM
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Re: Breaking AHMADINEJAD: "Hugo Chavez will return to Earth with Jesus Christ"
A-Jad is so obviously a Freemason inside man.

He's laying it on a little too thick.

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rofl

ohyeah
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03/06/2013 04:44 PM
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Re: Breaking AHMADINEJAD: "Hugo Chavez will return to Earth with Jesus Christ"
Hugo did go to Heaven when he died...actually, he arrived in Heaven before he died.

Hugo's spirit looked a lot like a housefly.

i'm not sure how innocent he was.

long story short. he was wrapped in tissue paper and flushed down the toilet.
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Re: Breaking AHMADINEJAD: "Hugo Chavez will return to Earth with Jesus Christ"
Hugo did go to Heaven when he died...actually, he arrived in Heaven before he died.

Hugo's spirit looked a lot like a housefly.

i'm not sure how innocent he was.

long story short. he was wrapped in tissue paper and flushed down the toilet.
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what i tend to find with that though, is that the trapped air tends to make them float, and resist flushing, UNTIL i lay a lincoln log on it

that tends to finish the job
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03/06/2013 05:07 PM
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Re: Breaking AHMADINEJAD: "Hugo Chavez will return to Earth with Jesus Christ"
Hugo did go to Heaven when he died...actually, he arrived in Heaven before he died.

Hugo's spirit looked a lot like a housefly.

i'm not sure how innocent he was.

long story short. he was wrapped in tissue paper and flushed down the toilet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34023421


what i tend to find with that though, is that the trapped air tends to make them float, and resist flushing, UNTIL i lay a lincoln log on it

that tends to finish the job
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that's why you have to wrap them in paper first.

the paper gets wet and heavy and everything goes down in one flush.
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03/06/2013 05:09 PM
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Re: Breaking AHMADINEJAD: "Hugo Chavez will return to Earth with Jesus Christ"
I'm waiting for Chavez ressurection later this month...


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03/06/2013 05:17 PM
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Re: Breaking AHMADINEJAD: "Hugo Chavez will return to Earth with Jesus Christ"
You know, I've tried to see nutjob's side of the argument. I try.. But are you fucking kidding me?
Chavez was soo strong with the force that he's going to team up with Jesus and ride in on the chariot of fire to judge us all... But somehow he wasn't quite strong enough to fight of cancer?
Or even tell us about his mystical powers a couple months ago?

Can we please have the end of the fucking world now?

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