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GLP... I wish I knew how to quit you.

 
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im wet
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Never thought I'd say this but dude, you shower too often.

I guess the tingle hasn't worn off for you.
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ANHEDONIC, man, I don't even get that at all.
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03/06/2013 06:32 PM
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im wet
 Quoting: Kloudnine




Never thought I'd say this but dude, you shower too often.

I guess the tingle hasn't worn off for you.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


at least my ass hole is clean
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03/06/2013 06:33 PM
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Re: GLP... I wish I knew how to quit you.
Shhhh Don't tell they will make it illegal.
Like all the other fun things. lol
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Shhhh Don't tell they will make it illegal.
Like all the other fun things. lol
 Quoting: CocoNutFlake




Now YOU'RE wet...
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03/06/2013 06:35 PM

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Yup.. I'm in the right thread
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LMFAO @ ClamShock

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ANHEDONIC, man, I don't even get that at all.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


You've never seen Napolean Dynamite?

napolean


Put it on your list.

"You will not be punished for your anger, you will be punished by your anger"
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Shhhh Don't tell they will make it illegal.
Like all the other fun things. lol
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joey
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MO 5 years ago I popped in to check the site out, I'm still bloody here. Where has the damn door gone ?
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03/06/2013 06:42 PM

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moar
 Quoting: Stealth#521




Okay I was gonna say this was the most disturbing thing I've seen today...


But then I hit page two.


And I saw the bacon bra.


And I literally wanted to be in the womb again.


Just. Fetal position, thumbsucking.
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


What better way to symbolize our insatiable appetite for GLP?

The bacon bra would be better if it wasn't raw. So I agree there.
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03/06/2013 06:43 PM
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I know you need this.....:cuteh:
 Quoting: ~Andariel~


You know what I need?
 Quoting: BRIEF




This?

:Bacon yumm:
 Quoting: ~Andariel~


I'm not sure what turns me on more about that picture...
 Quoting: CalmShock






Maybe it's the arm hair stubble.

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F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5
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refreshh
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Re: GLP... I wish I knew how to quit you.
SHHHH!!!!

MO, if the government ever found out how addictive GLP is, they'd regulate and tax the shit out of it...

"I'd like a pack of Marbs, 6 pack of bud and a 30 minute GLP time card please..."

"Are you sure 30 minutes will be enough sir?"

damned

hmm

"... better make it a weeks worth."
 Quoting: CalmShock


2 days later....

Card empty.
 Quoting: CalmShock


Lmfao!! You know it!
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Shhhh Don't tell they will make it illegal.
Like all the other fun things. lol
 Quoting: CocoNutFlake




Now YOU'RE wet...
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


hahaha
hiding
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03/06/2013 06:47 PM
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Re: GLP... I wish I knew how to quit you.
But I don't, so fuck that!


(((Only cure is more)))


shitstir2
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:moar:
 Quoting: Stealth#521


cruise
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Shhhh Don't tell they will make it illegal.
Like all the other fun things. lol
 Quoting: CocoNutFlake


:joey:
 Quoting: CalmShock


hfafrobanana2
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SHHHH!!!!

MO, if the government ever found out how addictive GLP is, they'd regulate and tax the shit out of it...

"I'd like a pack of Marbs, 6 pack of bud and a 30 minute GLP time card please..."

"Are you sure 30 minutes will be enough sir?"

damned

hmm

"... better make it a weeks worth."
 Quoting: CalmShock


2 days later....

Card empty.
 Quoting: CalmShock


I often wonder if there are government cronies paid to monitor this site but if they in turn find themselves getting addicted to all the doom because they hate their jobs... Then they find themselves going home and connecting to the site even when they're not being paid to do it.... Eventually they return to the office and start calling each other tards and morans and making jokes about their Uncles and bringing in the tomato plants... It sucks everybody in like a vortex....

Last Edited by ANHEDONIC on 03/06/2013 06:50 PM

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You know what I need?
 Quoting: BRIEF




This?

Bacon yumm
 Quoting: ~Andariel~


I'm not sure what turns me on more about that picture...
 Quoting: CalmShock






Maybe it's the arm hair stubble.

pigchef
 Quoting: van down by the river 647094


I have a thing for french women...
Patience is a virtue I just can't wait to achieve - CalmShock
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03/06/2013 06:53 PM
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Well, there is one way.....

chuckle


:jail:
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SHHHH!!!!

MO, if the government ever found out how addictive GLP is, they'd regulate and tax the shit out of it...

"I'd like a pack of Marbs, 6 pack of bud and a 30 minute GLP time card please..."

"Are you sure 30 minutes will be enough sir?"

damned

hmm

"... better make it a weeks worth."
 Quoting: CalmShock


2 days later....

Card empty.
 Quoting: CalmShock


I often wonder if there are government cronies paid to monitor this site but if they in turn find themselves getting addicted to all the doom because they hate their jobs... Then they find themselves going home and connecting to the site even when they're not being paid to do it.... Eventually they return to the office and start calling each other tards and morans and making jokes about their Uncles and bringing in the tomato plants... It sucks everybody in like a vortex....
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


tounge
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Re: GLP... I wish I knew how to quit you.
Shhhh Don't tell they will make it illegal.
Like all the other fun things. lol
 Quoting: CocoNutFlake


joey
 Quoting: CalmShock


hfafrobanana2
 Quoting: CocoNutFlake


I'll hike the tallest mountain in the Rockies and then then name it after you as a proof of my undying love. Then we can sip champagne under the stars by the river naked in silence, completely enthralled with the beauty of nature and each other, with the song of the wind through the leaves in the trees, carrying our hearts together into the bright night sky...


dance
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I was getting severely bored without my GLP fix...

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Shhhh Don't tell they will make it illegal.
Like all the other fun things. lol
 Quoting: CocoNutFlake


:joey:
 Quoting: CalmShock


hfafrobanana2
 Quoting: CocoNutFlake


I'll hike the tallest mountain in the Rockies and then then name it after you as a proof of my undying love. Then we can sip champagne under the stars by the river naked in silence, completely enthralled with the beauty of nature and each other, with the song of the wind through the leaves in the trees, carrying our hearts together into the bright night sky...


dance
 Quoting: CalmShock


crazy
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Lets start Doom Anonymous, an organization to help people with their doom addiction
 Quoting: Iron.


You can be Pres. LOL Then it would really be a conspiracy.
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Re: GLP... I wish I knew how to quit you.
Shhhh Don't tell they will make it illegal.
Like all the other fun things. lol
 Quoting: CocoNutFlake


:joey:
 Quoting: CalmShock


hfafrobanana2
 Quoting: CocoNutFlake


I'll hike the tallest mountain in the Rockies and then then name it after you as a proof of my undying love. Then we can sip champagne under the stars by the river naked in silence, completely enthralled with the beauty of nature and each other, with the song of the wind through the leaves in the trees, carrying our hearts together into the bright night sky...


dance
 Quoting: CalmShock


I've waited all my life to read those words.
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:joey:
 Quoting: CalmShock


hfafrobanana2
 Quoting: CocoNutFlake


I'll hike the tallest mountain in the Rockies and then then name it after you as a proof of my undying love. Then we can sip champagne under the stars by the river naked in silence, completely enthralled with the beauty of nature and each other, with the song of the wind through the leaves in the trees, carrying our hearts together into the bright night sky...


dance
 Quoting: CalmShock


crazy
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35653930


You're no fun ... is that you ex Mr Coconut?
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03/06/2013 07:08 PM
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Life was not fun without GLP. I didn't get it at all yesterday, and today I was in a bad mood.
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Yeah baby! (heavy breathing)

You had me at DOOM!

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