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| MissSoulSpark Offer Upgrade  User ID: 33019152  United States03/07/2013 08:27 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Word to the wise..... So I have a pretty decent boss. He is hardcore ex military but an all around a pretty nice guy. Lets just say... he is pretty straight laced and we have VERY different senses of humor. So I recently was blessed with a gnarly ear infection yesterday and was prescribed some strong pain killers to ease the pain. I would have to say I get all kinds of goofy when I take them-- but being the good little corporate tool that I am I took one of these pills so I could make it to work and make a few bucks. This just happened to coincide with my monthly meeting with the man in charge today and I was feeling pretty darn "happy" when I walked into his office. These monthly meetings basically consist of discussing my strengths and weaknesses in my current job role. Being the obedient tool I am I took notes on little yellow stickies. As usual, at the end of the meeting he asked me how I was going to implement his suggestions he made for my future development within the company. Lets just say.... I took the stickies with my notes.....stuck them all to my forehead and replied...."Osmosis!" with a shit eating grin on my face. Lets just say.....BAD IDEA. Just thought I would share. Anyone want to make me feel better and share their dumb ass on the job antics?  |
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| Anonymous Coward User ID: 35740062 United States03/07/2013 08:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh well, it wasn't as bad as what I said to my boss years ago. He was a total asshole. I told him that if nothing else that I had to thank him for one thing. I told him that he had at least given me a long term goal in life and that was to out live him so I could piss on his grave. . |
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| MissSoulSpark (OP) User ID: 33019152 United States03/07/2013 09:13 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh well, it wasn't as bad as what I said to my boss years ago. He was a total asshole. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35740062 I told him that if nothing else that I had to thank him for one thing. I told him that he had at least given me a long term goal in life and that was to out live him so I could piss on his grave. . Nice touch to a dramatic exit strategy. Bravo! |
| Anonymous Coward User ID: 35740062 United States03/09/2013 09:02 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Oh well, it wasn't as bad as what I said to my boss years ago. He was a total asshole. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35740062 I told him that if nothing else that I had to thank him for one thing. I told him that he had at least given me a long term goal in life and that was to out live him so I could piss on his grave. . Nice touch to a dramatic exit strategy. Bravo! I did out live him and paid his grave a visit.....LOL |
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| wisc_natureboy User ID: 36882341 United States03/26/2013 11:51 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Word to the wise..... Quoting: MissSoulSpark So I have a pretty decent boss. He is hardcore ex military but an all around a pretty nice guy. Lets just say... he is pretty straight laced and we have VERY different senses of humor. So I recently was blessed with a gnarly ear infection yesterday and was prescribed some strong pain killers to ease the pain. I would have to say I get all kinds of goofy when I take them-- but being the good little corporate tool that I am I took one of these pills so I could make it to work and make a few bucks. This just happened to coincide with my monthly meeting with the man in charge today and I was feeling pretty darn "happy" when I walked into his office. These monthly meetings basically consist of discussing my strengths and weaknesses in my current job role. Being the obedient tool I am I took notes on little yellow stickies. As usual, at the end of the meeting he asked me how I was going to implement his suggestions he made for my future development within the company. Lets just say.... I took the stickies with my notes.....stuck them all to my forehead and replied...."Osmosis!" with a shit eating grin on my face. Lets just say.....BAD IDEA. Just thought I would share. Anyone want to make me feel better and share their dumb ass on the job antics? Fuckin' A! I think I love you! LoL. FAMOUS LAST WORDS AT WORK: "Hey Boss, did you know I'm a member at godlikeproductions.com?" :rotf: We all breathe the same air. .-.. --- ...- . / .- .-.. .-.. |
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All is not lost, in a day or two he could suddenly realise what osmosis means and get it.
