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Word to the wise.....

So I have a pretty decent boss. He is hardcore ex military but an all around a pretty nice guy. Lets just say... he is pretty straight laced and we have VERY different senses of humor.

So I recently was blessed with a gnarly ear infection yesterday and was prescribed some strong pain killers to ease the pain. I would have to say I get all kinds of goofy when I take them-- but being the good little corporate tool that I am I took one of these pills so I could make it to work and make a few bucks. This just happened to coincide with my monthly meeting with the man in charge today and I was feeling pretty darn "happy" when I walked into his office. These monthly meetings basically consist of discussing my strengths and weaknesses in my current job role. Being the obedient tool I am I took notes on little yellow stickies.

As usual, at the end of the meeting he asked me how I was going to implement his suggestions he made for my future development within the company. Lets just say.... I took the stickies with my notes.....stuck them all to my forehead and replied...."Osmosis!" with a shit eating grin on my face.

Lets just say.....BAD IDEA.

Just thought I would share. Anyone want to make me feel better and share their dumb ass on the job antics?

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9teen All is not lost, in a day or two he could suddenly realise what osmosis means and get it.
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9teen All is not lost, in a day or two he could suddenly realise what osmosis means and get it.
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Hehehehehehehehe!

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Op

you are officially my hero

big hug & sincere admiration

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Dunno... I'm retired military and I thought it was damned funny.
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Oh well, it wasn't as bad as what I said to my boss years ago. He was a total asshole.

I told him that if nothing else that I had to thank him for one thing. I told him that he had at least given me a long term goal in life and that was to out live him so I could piss on his grave.


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"Here, your wife left these over at my place. I would have brought them out to her as she was leaving but I was still in the shower washing all the hot sex funk off of me. Hey, we're still on for golf Tuesday, right?"
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Dunno... I'm retired military and I thought it was damned funny.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30120084


Heh...he took it as a big ol' "fuck you!". Oops! Good thing he is a nice guy!
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Op

you are officially my hero

big hug & sincere admiration

beared
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hf
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:9teen: All is not lost, in a day or two he could suddenly realise what osmosis means and get it.
 Quoting: Judethz


Hehehehehehehehe!

scheming
 Quoting: MissSoulSpark


are you hot? If so it doesn't matter - he didn't notice the stickies
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Oh well, it wasn't as bad as what I said to my boss years ago. He was a total asshole.

I told him that if nothing else that I had to thank him for one thing. I told him that he had at least given me a long term goal in life and that was to out live him so I could piss on his grave.


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Nice touch to a dramatic exit strategy. Bravo!
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Oh well, it wasn't as bad as what I said to my boss years ago. He was a total asshole.

I told him that if nothing else that I had to thank him for one thing. I told him that he had at least given me a long term goal in life and that was to out live him so I could piss on his grave.


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Nice touch to a dramatic exit strategy. Bravo!
 Quoting: MissSoulSpark

I did out live him and paid his grave a visit.....LOL
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Word to the wise.....

So I have a pretty decent boss. He is hardcore ex military but an all around a pretty nice guy. Lets just say... he is pretty straight laced and we have VERY different senses of humor.

So I recently was blessed with a gnarly ear infection yesterday and was prescribed some strong pain killers to ease the pain. I would have to say I get all kinds of goofy when I take them-- but being the good little corporate tool that I am I took one of these pills so I could make it to work and make a few bucks. This just happened to coincide with my monthly meeting with the man in charge today and I was feeling pretty darn "happy" when I walked into his office. These monthly meetings basically consist of discussing my strengths and weaknesses in my current job role. Being the obedient tool I am I took notes on little yellow stickies.

As usual, at the end of the meeting he asked me how I was going to implement his suggestions he made for my future development within the company. Lets just say.... I took the stickies with my notes.....stuck them all to my forehead and replied...."Osmosis!" with a shit eating grin on my face.

Lets just say.....BAD IDEA.

Just thought I would share. Anyone want to make me feel better and share their dumb ass on the job antics?

 Quoting: MissSoulSpark


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I think it was pretty funny too.
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What not to say to your boss! Share here!
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