This discussion is way more topical than you two realize...

We have had an Illuminati insider here earlier who explained the background to why they do what they do, and it went something like this (as far as I understand it):

We humans are the creation of a particular creation god known to us as Yawheh. Note that he is "a" god, not "The" god.

The Illuminati on the other hand are not of Yawheh, they are "guests" who on a soul level stem from another creator god known as Lucifer.

Now Yahweh was a bit of a control freak god who wanted his creations to dance to his tune, and who denied his creations free will. As a result, everything on Earth was perfect order and harmony, but spiritual progression was extremely slow. This era is know to us as the time of Eden or Paradise.

Yahweh was happy with the control, but not with the lack of progress. So he asked other gods for help. And it was determined that Lucifer would introduce some negative polarity and free will on Earth, just to shake things up.

Yahweh didn't like this idea, but he accepted it for the vain reason that he thought the love his creations held for him would be so strong they would refuse this sill "free will" notion and keep obeying him.

They (we humans) did not. They went with everything Lucifer proposed.

And then the benevolent god Yahweh turned into the jealous god Yahweh. You know, the Yahweh we all know from the Old Testament of the Bible.

To put it simply, Yahweh had a childish tantrum and sought revenge on his own creation, and on Lucifer for "leading them astray". He imprisoned Lucifer in his own (Yahweh's) realm, and Lucifer decided to be a shepherd to Yahweh's creation. Souls spawned from Lucifer began incarnating as Earth humans, in an effort to lead and guide them.

And the Illuminati has been doing it ever since. The guidance they offer is not of the obviously benevolent kind, because they are the patrons of our free will. For that reason, they will create polarity for us, and then shamelessly manipulate us into choosing the negative path.

The idea is not to harm us though, the idea is that we shall learn from the experience and evolve to the point of choosing the positive path, out of our own free will!

And that's why the Illuminati secretly produce BOTH good and bad things for us, even though they always push us towards the bad. They do this to put a choice before us, and they want us to choose good out of our own free will and understanding, so they make sure doing the right thing is never the easy and convenient path to take.

Anyone who thinks the Illuminati only produce bad things need to look a bit deeper. When you let go of your preconceptions, you'll find evidence of their handiwork in good things that happen too.

Yahweh is indeed being a "pissant", just as one of you combatants suggested above. But he still is, and will always be, our spiritual Father. We draw our life and very existence from him. He is the tree of which we are branches. This can never ever change.

So the solution to humanity's (and Yahweh's) problem, is to collectively grow the fuck up already. Lucifer is trying to help us do just that.

And believe it or not, progress is being made.