History has told us the Chinese did fuck up by spending their days smoking opium and, in those days Americans were not dumb and fat. Today is another story altogether. The Chinese used to own eastern Siberia where Alaska was always a part of it. Later the Tsarina Catherine of Russia sold Alaska to you for a million bucks. Sometimes history has a habit of repeating itself, over and over. You never know, two hundred years from now Alaska will probably be owned by the Mexicans.