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Why hasn't Obama been caught up in a sexual scandal yet?

 
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Why hasn't Obama been caught up in a sexual scandal yet?
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With the little groupies that follow him around like he's some
kind of rock star or something, you'd think he would have arranged
some "private" time with at least one of them for an "encounter".

Even when it's covered up very, very well, it almost always seems
to leak out either from Secret Service, a lover who wants revenge,
or someone who's trying to extort or politically damage the POTUS.


Why hasn't it happened with Obama yet?

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With the little groupies that follow him around like he's some
kind of rock star or something, you'd think he would have arranged
some "private" time with at least one of them for an "encounter".

Even when it's covered up very, very well, it almost always seems
to leak out either from Secret Service, a lover who wants revenge,
or someone who's trying to extort or politically damage the POTUS.


Why hasn't it happened with Obama yet?

:clinton-lewinsky:

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because he is gay?
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Because the media is suppressing it. Larry Sinclair would have been his, had the media reported it, but they swept it under the rug.
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Re: Why hasn't Obama been caught up in a sexual scandal yet?
ALSO, because all of his fudge packing buddies expired, SUDDENLY !
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Re: Why hasn't Obama been caught up in a sexual scandal yet?
He's strong in his Muslim faith... Be afraid... Be very afraid!
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because he is gay?

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Possible ... but it's assumed he fathered his two daughters.


A Gay sexual encounter for a POTUS would be even harder to
keep under wraps
... and yet for Obama, we hear of nada.


Obama-gay-confer

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Aliens don't need sex other than
to procreate offspring
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Re: Why hasn't Obama been caught up in a sexual scandal yet?
I'm sure that he swollows the evidence......
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Reggie and Barry, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.
first comes Barry, then comes Reggie, then comes Michelle with a Turkeybaster to clean up the mess.


(she wants another baby)
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Cuz his bathhouse buttlovers all get suicided.

Common knowledge.
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Because the sycophantic media will do anything to make sure the first 1/8 or 1/2 black president (according to who you buy is his father) is successful.
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Re: Why hasn't Obama been caught up in a sexual scandal yet?
why are there so many glp'ers who think about nothing but Barry and his sex life?
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I'm sure that he swollows the evidence......
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Because they end up like Hillary's squeeze......

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Because fags are NEVER "caught" in sexual scandals, only heteros, in order to ridicule world leaders who actually like women and promote the ones who support the butt-fuck agenda.
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My theory is mob hits after the assaults.
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I'm sure that he swollows the evidence......
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Re: Why hasn't Obama been caught up in a sexual scandal yet?
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With the little groupies that follow him around like he's some
kind of rock star or something, you'd think he would have arranged
some "private" time with at least one of them for an "encounter".

Even when it's covered up very, very well, it almost always seems
to leak out either from Secret Service, a lover who wants revenge,
or someone who's trying to extort or politically damage the POTUS.


Why hasn't it happened with Obama yet?

:clinton-lewinsky:

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 Quoting: Bucephelus


because he is gay?
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Kal Penn will be the next 'suicide'

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I'm sure that he swollows the evidence......
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With the little groupies that follow him around like he's some
kind of rock star or something, you'd think he would have arranged
some "private" time with at least one of them for an "encounter".

Even when it's covered up very, very well, it almost always seems
to leak out either from Secret Service, a lover who wants revenge,
or someone who's trying to extort or politically damage the POTUS.


Why hasn't it happened with Obama yet?

:clinton-lewinsky:

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its because they cut of his dick ,,, hes a Eunuch yup thats right folks obama does not have any genitals what so ever
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Re: Why hasn't Obama been caught up in a sexual scandal yet?
Research Larry Sinclair.

Plus, wasn't Kal Penn his boy toy?
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Re: Why hasn't Obama been caught up in a sexual scandal yet?
Research Larry Sinclair.
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Sinclair was paid for false testimony
by the GOP.

check his bank account records ;)
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Re: Why hasn't Obama been caught up in a sexual scandal yet?
there's a certain pic flying about of him holding hands with a paki fella, and something that looks like the head of a large, spent head of a penis lying limply on his left thigh.

that not good enough for you?
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Despite him wanting to "fundamentally transform America" he might actually be faithful to his marriage. Just sayin'.
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Re: Why hasn't Obama been caught up in a sexual scandal yet?
there's a certain pic flying about of him holding hands with a paki fella

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no, there isn't but yeah any picture of two men sitting on a couch together is OBVIOUS and IRREFUTABLE evidence they are having sex with each other, everybody knows that.
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there's a certain pic flying about of him holding hands with a paki fella

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no, there isn't but yeah any picture of two men sitting on a couch together is OBVIOUS and IRREFUTABLE evidence they are having sex with each other, everybody knows that.
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Re: Why hasn't Obama been caught up in a sexual scandal yet?
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With the little groupies that follow him around like he's some
kind of rock star or something, you'd think he would have arranged
some "private" time with at least one of them for an "encounter".

Even when it's covered up very, very well, it almost always seems
to leak out either from Secret Service, a lover who wants revenge,
or someone who's trying to extort or politically damage the POTUS.


Why hasn't it happened with Obama yet?

clinton-lewinsky

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 Quoting: Bucephelus


because he is gay?
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The first answer to any question thread is always the correct answer. This rule has never once failed.

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Bi-sexual?


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