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Anonymous Coward User ID: 35753425 Australia 03/08/2013 03:11 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seriously, splatter ALL over the hood, front windshield and back window. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25898128 Fucking NWO government operative birds fucking up my ride! That's why I keep a good layer of wax on my vehicles and I'm customer of the year at the local car wash...fuck'n nasty birds! should nuke the birds ey, breif! |
BRIEF User ID: 381742 United States 03/08/2013 03:14 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seriously, splatter ALL over the hood, front windshield and back window. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25898128 Fucking NWO government operative birds fucking up my ride! That's why I keep a good layer of wax on my vehicles and I'm customer of the year at the local car wash...fuck'n nasty birds! should nuke the birds ey, breif! I never forgive and I never forget I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked. |
Anonymous Coward User ID: 33703243 United Kingdom 03/08/2013 03:15 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seriously, splatter ALL over the hood, front windshield and back window. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25898128 Fucking NWO government operative birds fucking up my ride! The worst is when the wee bastards shite on a cyclist below them.. cos one looks up to get a eye full of yukky yukkitee.. One seagul did apoligise for the inconvenience.. assuming 'squack' translates as 'oops.. sorrwee, didn't see ya there.' This is why building site workers have to wear safety specs now, too much shit raining down on 'em. This Irish geezer in a Dublin pub took a sip of Guinness n shouted out 'why did the sea gull fly upside down over England?!' 'Why..?' '.. cos it didn't think England was worth shitting on!' |
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Relativity User ID: 1533848 United States 03/08/2013 03:30 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seriously, splatter ALL over the hood, front windshield and back window. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25898128 Fucking NWO government operative birds fucking up my ride! Sorry bro...I fucking hate it when that happens!!!! “In finding balance between lies and trust there will never be a better source than to speak your truth or make your peace some other way.” ~Sully Erna Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. For even the very wise cannot see all ends. -Gandalph "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." - William Shakespeare |
thetrickybigguy User ID: 35768392 United States 03/08/2013 03:34 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | i think this response pretty much answers this question.... my car gets shit on EVERYDAY. the migrating sea gulls are in town and they just happen to sleep on our lake here and they come and go in the morning and then in the evening they fly over and drop bombs so that's twice a day. oh and i almost forgot... it's 74 and clear here in sunny ft lauderdale! HTF is everybody elses weather? Last Edited by thetrickybigguy on 03/08/2013 03:58 PM Falling down is a part of life, getting back up is living. ~ Life is about choices, you get to make them each and every day of your life. ~ Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.~ Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poloi' in Greek meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.~ “When a government is dependent for money upon the bankers, they and not the government leaders control the nation. This is because the hand that gives is above the hand that takes. Financiers are without patriotism and without decency.” If you're not a liberal at twenty you have no heart, if you're not a conservative at forty you have no brain. Winston Churchill |
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YaRight User ID: 35789638 United States 03/08/2013 03:47 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seriously, splatter ALL over the hood, front windshield and back window. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25898128 Fucking NWO government operative birds fucking up my ride! That was not shit….. and it was a man bird… your car just took a load to its face The most terrifying words in the English language are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 17268859 United States 03/08/2013 03:59 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seriously, splatter ALL over the hood, front windshield and back window. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25898128 Fucking NWO government operative birds fucking up my ride! I keep envisioning you out washing your car--a bird poops, and you RACE into the house to post it online. I'm going to start some posts of my own: MY ICE MAKER IS TOO FULL MY DOG SHEDS MY CAR IS LOW IN GAS I WANT A GLASS OF WATER Not as classy as yours but..I'm not as practiced. |
Phennommennonn Forum Administrator 03/08/2013 04:00 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | [link to www.youtube.com] political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end. |
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Anonymous Coward User ID: 24028110 United States 03/08/2013 04:23 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | Seriously, splatter ALL over the hood, front windshield and back window. Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25898128 Fucking NWO government operative birds fucking up my ride! Here's what you do OP. Go inside, cook up about a 12 egg omelet, season it as you desire, put it on a plate and go outside and eat it. This gives a clear message; maybe you think its funny to shit on my car, but I can eat your offspring anytime. |
ruser User ID: 2275761 United States 03/08/2013 04:40 PM Report Abusive Post Report Copyright Violation | If you are a negative person, negative shit happens to you. Quoting: Forgotten I am guessing you have a shitty outlook on life and are constantly complaining. If you are a negative person, negative shit happens to you. Quoting: Forgotten I am guessing you have a shitty outlook on life and are constantly complaining. I am tireing of this positive thinking gig. Now if someone has a gripe they brought it on themselves by their vibes or something. I was raised by new age parents hell bent on crushing my ego. Never mind their own egos and the fact I was a child! Now this stuff is mainstream and I think it is passive aggressive. If someone has misfortune and want to complain - that is their choice. I don't dare complain because of this theory that I created the problem by my thoughts. It is really toxic to go through life like that. Sometimes things happen and it is necessary to reach out to others without feeling judged. ruser |
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