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I washed my car and a bird went diarrhea all over it.

 
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Siiiigh... slow day at GLP?
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This is by far the most stupid pinned thread ever...
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and yet you clicked on it and commented. get a sense of humor douch
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Was it an ugly half brown-whitish color like obama?
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I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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Maybe it was an angry bird....

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Shit on the bird's car. Even the score.
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cruise
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This is by far the most stupid pinned thread ever...
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This isn't even in the top 100 stupidest threads ever pinned...what a n00b



-any who, fowl bastards, every one of 'empeace
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Re: I washed my car and a bird went diarrhea all over it.
Seriously, splatter ALL over the hood, front windshield and back window.

Fucking NWO government operative birds fucking up my ride!
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That's why I keep a good layer of wax on my vehicles and I'm customer of the year at the local car wash...fuck'n nasty birds!
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should nuke the birds ey, breif!
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Seriously, splatter ALL over the hood, front windshield and back window.

Fucking NWO government operative birds fucking up my ride!
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That's why I keep a good layer of wax on my vehicles and I'm customer of the year at the local car wash...fuck'n nasty birds!
 Quoting: BRIEF


should nuke the birds ey, breif!
5a
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I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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Seriously, splatter ALL over the hood, front windshield and back window.

Fucking NWO government operative birds fucking up my ride!
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laugh
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The worst is when the wee bastards shite on a cyclist below them.. cos one looks up to get a eye full of yukky yukkitee.. One seagul did apoligise for the inconvenience.. assuming 'squack' translates as 'oops.. sorrwee, didn't see ya there.' This is why building site workers have to wear safety specs now, too much shit raining down on 'em.
This Irish geezer in a Dublin pub took a sip of Guinness n shouted out 'why did the sea gull fly upside down over England?!'
'Why..?'
'.. cos it didn't think England was worth shitting on!'
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Between waxing his car and waxing his carrot Brief is a busy,busy Man
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Between waxing his car and waxing his carrot Brief is a busy,busy Man
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Nah, I pay people to do those things for me grinning
I never forgive and I never forget

I am a licensed firearm holder. I will, under protection of law, use lethal force if attacked.

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Seriously, splatter ALL over the hood, front windshield and back window.

Fucking NWO government operative birds fucking up my ride!
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Sorry bro...I fucking hate it when that happens!!!!
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what RETARD pinned this?
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STFU have a coke and a smile! It's friday!
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i think this response pretty much answers this question....

my car gets shit on EVERYDAY.

the migrating sea gulls are in town and they just happen to sleep on our lake here and they come and go in the morning and then in the evening they fly over and drop bombs so that's twice a day.

oh and i almost forgot...

it's 74 and clear here in sunny ft lauderdale!

HTF is everybody elses weather?

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This is by far the most stupid pinned thread ever...
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You must be new here...
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LMAO``````````
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Seriously, splatter ALL over the hood, front windshield and back window.

Fucking NWO government operative birds fucking up my ride!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25898128


That was not shit….. and it was a man bird… your car just took a load to its face

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Shit on the bird's car. Even the score.
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STFU have a coke and a smile! It's friday!
 Quoting: Chip


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Friday muhduhfuhkuhs!!!

It's either beer, rum or my personal favorite...Scotch.

decisions decisions decisions....
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Re: I washed my car and a bird went diarrhea all over it.
Seriously, splatter ALL over the hood, front windshield and back window.

Fucking NWO government operative birds fucking up my ride!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25898128


Do you have it parked under a tree or telephone wire, or did he just dive-bomb it?
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Seriously, splatter ALL over the hood, front windshield and back window.

Fucking NWO government operative birds fucking up my ride!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25898128


I keep envisioning you out washing your car--a bird poops, and you RACE into the house to post it online.

I'm going to start some posts of my own:

MY ICE MAKER IS TOO FULL

MY DOG SHEDS

MY CAR IS LOW IN GAS

I WANT A GLASS OF WATER

Not as classy as yours but..I'm not as practiced.
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political correctness is a doctrine.... fostered by a delusional, illogical minority...... and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media; which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
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This is by far the most stupid pinned thread ever...
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not even close. you must be a NOOB
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This is the time to stop playing angry birds and start shitting on them !
Job done shit is pinned
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Murphy's Law

never fails!
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Why is this not super pinned?


Mods, please, NOT so stingy with the super pins!


hf
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poor bird
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Seriously, splatter ALL over the hood, front windshield and back window.

Fucking NWO government operative birds fucking up my ride!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25898128


Here's what you do OP. Go inside, cook up about a 12 egg omelet, season it as you desire, put it on a plate and go outside and eat it. This gives a clear message; maybe you think its funny to shit on my car, but I can eat your offspring anytime.
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If you are a negative person, negative shit happens to you.


I am guessing you have a shitty outlook on life and are constantly complaining.
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If you are a negative person, negative shit happens to you.


I am guessing you have a shitty outlook on life and are constantly complaining.
 Quoting: Forgotten


I am tireing of this positive thinking gig. Now if someone has a gripe they brought it on themselves by their vibes or something. I was raised by new age parents hell bent on crushing my ego. Never mind their own egos and the fact I was a child! Now this stuff is mainstream and I think it is passive aggressive. If someone has misfortune and want to complain - that is their choice. I don't dare complain because of this theory that I created the problem by my thoughts. It is really toxic to go through life like that. Sometimes things happen and it is necessary to reach out to others without feeling judged.
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Seriously, splatter ALL over the hood, front windshield and back window.

Fucking NWO government operative birds fucking up my ride!
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love the title of this thread....laugh
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This thread definitely deserves its pin. Thanks for sharing op, crucial info here.
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