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If Jesus appeared in heaven on his white Horse above the UN and said "disarm or be disarmed", would they?

 
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people should keep this to themselves and not advertise.














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Re: If Jesus appeared in heaven on his white Horse above the UN and said "disarm or be disarmed", would they?
I'm gonna throw everything in my arsenal right at him: nukes, emp, chem-weapons, the works.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35864801


What do you foresee to be the outcome, being you're made of dust and all?
 Quoting: DGN


So are you. Let's all die together then.
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Why?
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WHY do you ask that here?






















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I'm gonna throw everything in my arsenal right at him: nukes, emp, chem-weapons, the works.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35864801


What do you foresee to be the outcome, being you're made of dust and all?
 Quoting: DGN


So are you. Let's all die together then.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35864801


Why?
 Quoting: DGN


To satisfy the deep burning question inside you: is there really a god?
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WHY do you ask that here?

As compared to asking ......??




















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Re: If Jesus appeared in heaven on his white Horse above the UN and said "disarm or be disarmed", would they?
the morons would probably attack him
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bibles will be turned into projectiles

tomato
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government will use Blue Beam to create a hologram to project the 2nd coming of Charles Darwin..... DGN's own private nightmare.

:sarcasm1:
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government will use Blue Beam to create a hologram to project the 2nd coming of Charles Darwin..... DGN's own private nightmare.

:sarcasm1:
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Got me smiling, that's a good one!
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Re: If Jesus appeared in heaven on his white Horse above the UN and said "disarm or be disarmed", would they?
Answer - no.
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Re: If Jesus appeared in heaven on his white Horse above the UN and said "disarm or be disarmed", would they?
the morons would probably attack him
 Quoting: secretninja


bibles will be turned into projectiles

tomato
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


I'm not sure how to fit this in but....
" And it must occur in the final part of the days [that] the mountain of the house of Jehovah will become firmly established above the top of the mountains, and it will certainly be lifted up above the hills; and to it all the nations must stream. 3 And many peoples will certainly go and say: “Come, YOU people, and let us go up to the mountain of Jehovah, to the house of the God of Jacob; and he will instruct us about his ways, and we will walk in his paths.” For out of Zion law will go forth, and the word of Jehovah out of Jerusalem. 4 And he will certainly render judgment among the nations and set matters straight respecting many peoples. And they will have to beat their swords into plowshares and their spears into pruning shears. Nation will not lift up sword against nation, neither will they learn war anymore." isa2;2
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Re: If Jesus appeared in heaven on his white Horse above the UN and said "disarm or be disarmed", would they?
That's a big IF. lOl
 Quoting: Psych


The only solution to satan's global nuclear military industrial complex is foretold at Rv19:17, but it doesn't have to happen this way, they are encouraged to surrender, the kings themselves are forcing the issue,
"17 I saw also an angel standing in the sun, and he cried out with a loud voice and said to all the birds that fly in midheaven: “Come here, be gathered together to the great evening meal of God, 18 that YOU may eat the fleshy parts of kings and the fleshy parts of military commanders and the fleshy parts of strong men and the fleshy parts of horses and of those seated upon them, and the fleshy parts of all, of freemen as well as of slaves and of small ones and great.”
19 And I saw the wild beast and the kings of the earth and their armies gathered together to wage the war with the one seated on the horse and with his army. 20 And the wild beast was caught, and along with it the false prophet that performed in front of it the signs with which he misled those who received the mark of the wild beast and those who render worship to its image. While still alive, they both were hurled into the fiery lake that burns with sulphur. 21 But the rest were killed off with the long sword of the one seated on the horse, which [sword] proceeded out of his mouth. And all the birds were filled from the fleshy parts of them. Rv19:17
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 Quoting: Psych


You managed to say more while asleep at our keyboard than the moronic chrispies do whilst compos mentos! A far more interesting read than any of their inane ramblings and I look forward to your follow up post :-)
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Re: If Jesus appeared in heaven on his white Horse above the UN and said "disarm or be disarmed", would they?
government will use Blue Beam to create a hologram to project the 2nd coming of Charles Darwin..... DGN's own private nightmare.

:sarcasm1:
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


Got me smiling, that's a good one!
 Quoting: DGN


:acslater:
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Re: If Jesus appeared in heaven on his white Horse above the UN and said "disarm or be disarmed", would they?
government will use Blue Beam to create a hologram to project the 2nd coming of Charles Darwin..... DGN's own private nightmare.

:sarcasm1:
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


Got me smiling, that's a good one!
 Quoting: DGN


:acslater:
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


I know better than to ask but... who's this?
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Re: If Jesus appeared in heaven on his white Horse above the UN and said "disarm or be disarmed", would they?
government will use Blue Beam to create a hologram to project the 2nd coming of Charles Darwin..... DGN's own private nightmare.

:sarcasm1:
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


Got me smiling, that's a good one!
 Quoting: DGN


:acslater:
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


I know better than to ask but... who's this?
 Quoting: DGN


It's Satan! You should know...he's the leader of your church :-)
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Mario Lopez better known as A.C. Slater from the Saved By The Bell series (early 90's show). Ring a bell?
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Mario Lopez better known as A.C. Slater from the Saved By The Bell series (early 90's show). Ring a bell?
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


scratching
wall
nuthin....
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Re: If Jesus appeared in heaven on his white Horse above the UN and said "disarm or be disarmed", would they?
maybee he would say;

"god made everything,

INCLUDING EVOLUTION,

the PEOPLE who believe in other gods,

blacks,

and HOMOSEXUALS."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35792562


But that would mean Jesus is NOT a closed-minded fuckwit like those who are always yelling about this shit and jumping up and down claiming he told them to be that way...
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yawn If jesus appeared in heaven it would be a hologram-based deception
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Re: If Jesus appeared in heaven on his white Horse above the UN and said "disarm or be disarmed", would they?
Can someone please tell me where in the bible Jesus himself said that he would come back on a white horse in the sky to smite anyone? I've studied religion for years, and I still cant find that quote from Jesus. Kinda makes me think some people are waiting for some mass murderer instead of the guy that said 'love thy neighbor' ... CRAZY!
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I mean seriously, the guy forgave his killers. Why would he kill you? Seems a little hypocritical to me ... Just sayin
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"And I saw three unclean inspired expressions [that looked] like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon and out of the mouth of the wild beast and out of the mouth of the false prophet. 14 They are, in fact, expressions inspired by demons and perform signs, and they go forth to the kings of the entire inhabited earth, to gather them together to the war of the great day of God the Almighty.
15 “Look! I am coming as a thief. Happy is the one that stays awake and keeps his outer garments, that he may not walk naked and people look upon his shamefulness.”
16 And they gathered them together to the place that is called in Hebrew HarMaged′on.
 Quoting: DGN


They would put him down like last time.
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Re: If Jesus appeared in heaven on his white Horse above the UN and said "disarm or be disarmed", would they?
How would you recognize Jesus if not by the description given on the Bible?


You wouldnt be able to assert if he is Jesus.
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Re: If Jesus appeared in heaven on his white Horse above the UN and said "disarm or be disarmed", would they?
maybee he would say;

"god made everything,

INCLUDING EVOLUTION,

the PEOPLE who believe in other gods,

blacks,

and HOMOSEXUALS."
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35792562


But that would mean Jesus is NOT a closed-minded fuckwit like those who are always yelling about this shit and jumping up and down claiming he told them to be that way...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 718510


^^^SOLID^^^
"My hair's turning white, My neck's always been red, and My collar's still blue..."
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Re: If Jesus appeared in heaven on his white Horse above the UN and said "disarm or be disarmed", would they?
And then, if anyone said "Look, there he is!"

It would break the coherence with the Bible as well, wich states that nobody will even have to time to say anything, so that if anyone actually gets to "spot him for others", it will be part of the deception.

Because it will happens as fast as a lightning.

Like a thief in the night. People wont have time to recognize and inform others.

There will be no dialog either.
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This DGN dude keeps making these non sense threads pulling people away from the truth. Dont fall for it folks.
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Re: If Jesus appeared in heaven on his white Horse above the UN and said "disarm or be disarmed", would they?
And then, if anyone said "Look, there he is!"

It would break the coherence with the Bible as well, wich states that nobody will even have to time to say anything, so that if anyone actually gets to "spot him for others", it will be part of the deception.

Because it will happens as fast as a lightning.

Like a thief in the night. People wont have time to recognize and inform others.

There will be no dialog either.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35846011


All this mumbo jumbo is based on the last book of the bible which was written by a criminal of the ROMAN catholic church. After he wrote it the church realized they could exploit it to the rest of the known world. Get real! Jesus was right, though. Love God ... Love thy neighbor. PERIOD
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If Jehovahs Witnesses were offered to join the United Nations would they? Ooops....They already did. The JW's who for years said the U.N. was as bad as Satan himself joined WITH them for 10 years. Hypocrites!
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beat your weapons into plow shares, it is written, feed the world
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Re: If Jesus appeared in heaven on his white Horse above the UN and said "disarm or be disarmed", would they?
Not anymore they won't [link to www.nrl.navy.mil] no.

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FAIL! YOUR POST IS GAYER THAN THE NEW BRATZ BOY DOLL IF YOU HAVEN'T. SEEN IT. BUT HE UN WOULD PROBABLY DECLARE THAT THEIR DICTATOR HAS ARRIVE. IN WHICH CASE JESUS WOULDN'T. SAY DISARM BUT KILL, KILL, KILL... GET REAL JESUS TROLL!
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