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Shit about to get real... NASA admits ``something unexpected`` is happening to the Sun...

 
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Shit about to get real... NASA admits ``something unexpected`` is happening to the Sun...
UH OH...

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
The calm before the solar storm? NASA warns 'something unexpected is happening to the Sun'

2013 was due to be year of the 'solar maximum'
As this picture shows, in fact the sun is incredibly calm - baffling experts



BRING IN THE TOMATOES PLANTS!!
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03/08/2013 09:16 PM

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ahhh
GLP HAS MADE ME INTO AN ASSHOLE!
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the calm before the calm

before the calm

before the calm

before the calm, the calm, and the calm
Catch... my... Drift ...

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UH OH...

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
The calm before the solar storm? NASA warns 'something unexpected is happening to the Sun'

2013 was due to be year of the 'solar maximum'
As this picture shows, in fact the sun is incredibly calm - baffling experts



BRING IN THE TOMATOES PLANTS!!
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Re: Shit about to get real... NASA admits ``something unexpected`` is happening to the Sun...
Wait... are you saying that yet another government agency failed at their charter mission?

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the calm before the calm

before the calm

before the calm

before the calm, the calm, and the calm
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Remain calm, the sun is just charging up its capacitor. When its ready to discharge the capacitor then you can panic.

ahhh
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Re: Shit about to get real... NASA admits ``something unexpected`` is happening to the Sun...
No one wants to believe it, but it's cooling down. Sun spots mean cooling. The 11 year cycle is over. Time for normal temperatures.
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03/08/2013 09:25 PM
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Re: Shit about to get real... NASA admits ``something unexpected`` is happening to the Sun...
The whole Solar maximum has been corrupted by using the average cycle of 11 years as a precise figure.

Solar maximums recur at an average of 11 years but vary between 9 - 14 years. This is what the science tells us.

This is the problem with poor communication. People take short cuts and get it wrong. Then the people listening also get it wrong. Myths are created this way.

So anything is still possible.

This could be the calm before the storm or a slow fizzle.

No-one knows for sure.

Take a seat and keep watching!

popcorn
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What happens after the pot lid starts clattering and the heat keeps building?
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03/08/2013 09:34 PM

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This article pisses me off on multiple levels...

Sensationlist headline. Oh no, something 'unexpected' that they say has already occurred in the past and now use that previous occurrence as the basis for saying what will happen this cycle... Plus it contradicts itself by saying there was already a peak in 2011 but then at the end says they expect another peak in 2013 and also in 2015.... That's 3 peaks you morons! NASA idiots speaking out of their ass again after they are wrong time and time again with their predictions...

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Re: Shit about to get real... NASA admits ``something unexpected`` is happening to the Sun...
wanna see something cool in the bible can you tell me what you think this means...

it is a solar event in the bible


6 On that day there will be neither sunlight nor cold, frosty darkness. 7 It will be a unique day—a day known only to the Lord—with no distinction between day and night. When evening comes, there will be light.

8 On that day living water will flow out from Jerusalem, half of it east to the Dead Sea and half of it west to the Mediterranean Sea, in summer and in winter.
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tmrow, north korea nukes the south... then the killshot.
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03/08/2013 09:41 PM
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Wait... are you saying that yet another government agency failed at their charter mission?

:buckwheat:
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nasa is not a fed agency.....btw.
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If the two cycles are twins, 'it would mean one peak in late 2013 and another in 2015'.

This sounds more like a question more than it does an answer.
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03/08/2013 09:42 PM
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Goku is charging up a spirit bomb up there and is about to blast the earth with it, nothing to see here move along folks.
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it is building up for the big blow.. get ready...
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Re: Shit about to get real... NASA admits ``something unexpected`` is happening to the Sun...
This article pisses me off on multiple levels...

Sensationlist headline. Oh no, something 'unexpected' that they say has already occurred in the past and now use that previous occurrence as the basis for saying what will happen this cycle... Plus it contradicts itself by saying there was already a peak in 2011 but then at the end says they expect another peak in 2013 and also in 2015.... That's 3 peaks you morons! NASA idiots speaking out of their ass again after they are wrong time and time again with their predictions...

tantrum
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It might be the Mail, they aren't known for accuracy, and manipulate stories for page visits.

Like trolls who visit GLP, but with the money.
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It might be the Mail, they aren't known for accuracy, and manipulate stories for page visits.

Like the trolls who visit GLP, but with money.
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Wait... are you saying that yet another government agency failed at their charter mission?

buckwheat
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nasa is not a fed agency.....btw.
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Okay... "government funded"
Does it make a difference?
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MAJOR ED DAMES IS IN THE HOUSE!!




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Re: Shit about to get real... NASA admits ``something unexpected`` is happening to the Sun...
UH OH...

[link to www.dailymail.co.uk]
The calm before the solar storm? NASA warns 'something unexpected is happening to the Sun'

2013 was due to be year of the 'solar maximum'
As this picture shows, in fact the sun is incredibly calm - baffling experts



BRING IN THE TOMATOES PLANTS!!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35645824


Every time NASA announces they have news, it's a non-event. I would suspect that when their really is news, nobody will see it coming until it hits us. Why panic the population? What purpose would it serve?
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I say things are working out as follows:
If {North_Korea_launches_nukes} = yes;
and {Sun_goes_crazy} and {Kill_shot_CME} = yes;
then let {DOOM_FACTOR}=CHANCE_HIGH_FOR_ELEdamneddamneddamned;
endif;
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The su s burning out. Plus this dyson spheres sucking out the energy.
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I say things are working out as follows:
If {North_Korea_launches_nukes} = yes;
and {Sun_goes_crazy} and {Kill_shot_CME} = yes;
then let {DOOM_FACTOR}=CHANCE_HIGH_FOR_ELEdamneddamneddamned;
endif;
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Love it, nice pseudo-code.
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This guy is a genius but he is also kinda weird. Very interesting.
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Re: Shit about to get real... NASA admits ``something unexpected`` is happening to the Sun...
What happens after the pot lid starts clattering and the heat keeps building?
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What happens after the pot lid starts clattering and the heat keeps building?
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 Quoting: Eyewitness2theEnd
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[link to ccmc.gsfc.nasa.gov]

SERIOUSLY PEOPLE CHECK THIS OUT! The electric-magnetic field (poles, etc) is literally folding forward, this is so freaking weird...
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