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GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!

 
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GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
I'm getting laid in t-minus 4 hours !!!!

sidewaysbananasexbananasexspeedbanananasealsidewayssidewaysbananasexbananasexbanana2

Any tips from the pros here? How 'bout from any of the ladies???

y_lovin
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03/08/2013 10:25 PM
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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
Don't do it. She's trying to get knocked up, so she can break up with you and you can pay child support for the next 18 years.
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03/08/2013 10:26 PM
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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
I'm getting laid in t-minus 4 hours !!!!

sidewaysbananasexbananasexspeedbanananasealsidewayssidewaysbananasexbananasexbanana2

Any tips from the pros here? How 'bout from any of the ladies???

y_lovin
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You're a real winner, let me tell you.
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03/08/2013 10:27 PM

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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
Don't do it. She's trying to get knocked up, so she can break up with you and you can pay child support for the next 18 years.
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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
I'm getting laid in t-minus 4 hours !!!!

sidewaysbananasexbananasexspeedbanananasealsidewayssidewaysbananasexbananasexbanana2

Any tips from the pros here? How 'bout from any of the ladies???

y_lovin
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And you've been dating for how long?
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03/08/2013 10:38 PM
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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
I'm getting laid in t-minus 4 hours !!!!

sidewaysbananasexbananasexspeedbanananasealsidewayssidewaysbananasexbananasexbanana2

Any tips from the pros here? How 'bout from any of the ladies???

y_lovin
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You're a real winner, let me tell you.
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Thanks!
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03/08/2013 10:40 PM
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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
Don't do it. She's trying to get knocked up, so she can break up with you and you can pay child support for the next 18 years.
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We don't want a kid. We are both too young.

I'm bringing condoms, going to get them at the 711 BEFORE our date!
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03/08/2013 10:42 PM

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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
...and if she changes her mind just tell her you have one question then.

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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03/08/2013 10:43 PM
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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
I'm getting laid in t-minus 4 hours !!!!

sidewaysbananasexbananasexspeedbanananasealsidewayssidewaysbananasexbananasexbanana2

Any tips from the pros here? How 'bout from any of the ladies???

y_lovin
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And you've been dating for how long?
 Quoting: mopar28m


almost 3 years :)

She's the only GF ive ever had :)
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03/08/2013 10:44 PM
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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
...and if she changes her mind just tell her you have one question then.

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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Ya right. Im not Hannibal Lector. Besides we are both committed to this TONIGHT.

But hey? Any REAL advice I have to go soon!
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03/08/2013 10:46 PM
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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
why not give her a donkey punch!

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03/08/2013 10:46 PM
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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
Eat her out first. Slow and gentle. Get ever nook and cranny.

Once her muff is wet and ready work that pole in there. Let her come a few times then bang the fuck out of her kidneys. Bitchez love when it hurts.
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03/08/2013 10:50 PM
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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
Eat her out first. Slow and gentle. Get ever nook and cranny.

Once her muff is wet and ready work that pole in there. Let her come a few times then bang the fuck out of her kidneys. Bitchez love when it hurts.
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She shaved, so Ill try your advice. Do they stink, when its up close and in your face like that? Cause I dont want to like vomit from any smell...

Definitely want to please her though. :)

Make her CUM hard!
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03/08/2013 10:51 PM
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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
I'm getting laid in t-minus 4 hours !!!!

sidewaysbananasexbananasexspeedbanananasealsidewayssidewaysbananasexbananasexbanana2

Any tips from the pros here? How 'bout from any of the ladies???

y_lovin
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And you've been dating for how long?
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^judgmental prat. its very hard to like ppl who are so pompous
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03/08/2013 10:53 PM
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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
Be sure to tel her dad all about it...
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03/08/2013 10:54 PM
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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
...and if she changes her mind just tell her you have one question then.

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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03/08/2013 10:56 PM
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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
Be sure to tel her dad all about it...
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I think her parents want me to do it with her lol. In her mom's mind, we are already married. :)
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03/08/2013 11:06 PM
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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
Bang it in the face.
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03/08/2013 11:11 PM
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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
congratulations op
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03/08/2013 11:16 PM
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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
I too used to "count chickens". I eventually learned my lesson.
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03/08/2013 11:36 PM
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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
Be sure to tel her dad all about it...
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I think her parents want me to do it with her lol. In her mom's mind, we are already married. :)
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is it *her* first time.. or just her first time with you? hope you squirt one out before hand... wouldn't want to blow a load 90 seconds into it
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04/07/2013 03:31 PM
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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
I'm getting laid in t-minus 4 hours !!!!

sidewaysbananasexbananasexspeedbanananasealsidewayssidewaysbananasexbananasexbanana2

Any tips from the pros here? How 'bout from any of the ladies???

y_lovin
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Seriously,,,,wait a few more weeks in case she's trying to set you up for fathering her through a pregnancy that may not be yours...WAIT>>>>it happens all the time..girls get pregnant by some fly by night guy and stick it to some poor shlep who has been wooing her all along.
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04/07/2013 03:34 PM
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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
You must be 12

Go roller skating, or play at the park.
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04/07/2013 03:34 PM
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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
I'm getting laid in t-minus 4 hours !!!!

sidewaysbananasexbananasexspeedbanananasealsidewayssidewaysbananasexbananasexbanana2

Any tips from the pros here? How 'bout from any of the ladies???

y_lovin
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Go buy a playboy magazine and leave the poor girl alone.
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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
Don't do it. She's trying to get knocked up, so she can break up with you and you can pay child support for the next 18 years.
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We don't want a kid. We are both too young.

I'm bringing condoms, going to get them at the 711 BEFORE our date!
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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
You want some AIDES?
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04/07/2013 03:39 PM
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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
Titfuk her and then shoot the load in her mouth..
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04/07/2013 06:41 PM
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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
3 years...christinsanity sucks !
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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
Don't do it. She's trying to get knocked up, so she can break up with you and you can pay child support for the next 18 years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35639676


We don't want a kid. We are both too young.

I'm bringing condoms, going to get them at the 711 BEFORE our date!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25413197


the 711, man haven't seen one of those in a while
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Re: GF thinks she's in LOVE and wants to do it with me for the first time TONIGHT !!
Don't do it. She's trying to get knocked up, so she can break up with you and you can pay child support for the next 18 years.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35639676


We don't want a kid. We are both too young.

I'm bringing condoms, going to get them at the 711 BEFORE our date!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25413197


the 711, man haven't seen one of those in a while

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