To Fart in Front of Your Lady or Not to.

I'm gonna lighten the load on this forum. ITs all too DOOMSDAY Here.

I had a girlfriend when I was 23 who I would rip ass consistently. I loved to do this. I was free to emit the toxins my body was ridding from the horrendous Monsanto food culture.

No my currently lady I've been with for 4 years is different. Its almost sin to fart infront of her. This causes much uncomfortable moments I must say. Having to run out of the room to release some 50 lbs of pressure can get tedious.

So one day we are walking our dogs and she thought she could slip a SBD on the walk. What happens next shocked me. She full on farted blowing my eardrums out. I rush of excitement grew over me. Was this the act of war? Was this the first bomb that would cause a violent rupture hense forth? I think so.

I berated her for doing so because that's all she ever gave me for my attempts at flatulation near her.

Since this moment the talk of farts has cooled off, its still not proper of course to do so near her, but we let them slip more often. 3 years later. JESUS CHRIST LET ME RIP IT OK>!

Thanks for listening, I'm going to go fart now.