any melbourne people on?? any chicks by any chance??

i dont give a fuck about the ladies anyway.. iv already had my dinner tonight.. had my smoke and im just kicking back mate.. im really not that keen for pussy anyway.. if i was id go to a parlour or something.. anyway thx for the heads up.. you sounded like you where off your head over the phone mate.. full on hectic cunt ey? lol.. anyway.. do we know each other from somewhere?? cause you sounded like someone i might know..

lol, you must be hungry, and poor.

nah its cool bro.. no harm done ;)

That was a random number

Everyone pays for it.

At least hookers are honest about the price.

bs? are you for real? the bloke reckoned i called his misses phone and was going off tap n that.. the cunt ended up hangin up on me and i was trying to figure out what the fuck he was trippin on..

are all females not whores at the end of the day??

Would love a smoke but not keen on meeting randoms

Jealous?

Hhahaha that's ducked awesome I'm gonna ring it

man pasta turned out perfect.. it was a great feed.. i still got a whole pot full as i cooked for like 6 rather than 1..

That morning ton chick sounds alright might be worth teeing up a date with her mate

I'd rather live my real existence than hanker for your bullshit dream world.

this is fuking classic glp shit.. fukin the bloke sounded like he was about to kill his misses.. he sounded like a big hairy hectic mother fucka.. i would have still gone him if he stepped up to me though but the point being he could have very well ended up kickin the shit out of his misses cause he sounded like a crack head on roids..

Easy auntie flow. I know you and awake in tastier r like the godmothers of glps Aussie crew but you must respect our fellow aussies

Easy auntie flow. I know you and awake in tastier r like the godmothers of glps Aussie crew but you must respect our fellow aussies

Fucken hellbournetards. There is no 'local' girl there is no hope.

Hahahah he goes why did u ring me and I said I'm just returning the call. Told him that I'm lookin for a big bloke to hit up am long weekend. He told me to fuck off and hung up

hahaha.. u should have asked him for his misses... lol.. that would have got him going again..

LOLLOLOL

aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh:P

blah^^^fuk u aunty flo^ *middle finger at both your skank asses*

Oh man if I was still In dandy I'd party up with u

haha ;)

ahhh fuk where havin a laugh tonight arnt we aussie glp?? hahaha.. ahhhhhhh... fukin classic night..

Where's aunty flow at citizen Perth kaman guysss

fuck off this aint no dating club, like any self respecting conspiracy-tard would respond to your shilling.

look mate 90% of the crap on this website is made up by delusional people. have a bit of fun mate..

otherwise it will get to your head.

i put my dick in your eye8===========>*bump*