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NORTH KOREA TV : A Look At American Society And Poverty

 
Dutch Retriever

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03/10/2013 05:17 AM

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NORTH KOREA TV : A Look At American Society And Poverty
wtf lmao

A segment from a North Korean documentary highlighting the plight of the vast numbers of americans who live in extreme poverty.
While this is a somewhat ludicrous piece, the number of people currently living below the poverty line in the us is almost twice the DPRK's entire population.

A helpful but very dull northern person provides the translation.

HERE'S TO HOT SNOW!! cheers


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03/10/2013 05:20 AM
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HAHAHHA I love it. The narrators on these are so fuckin funny. It's the same shit we do to them minus the sanctions and what not lol, so why not? They made one before about how we glamorize American Idol and celebrities n shit it was hilarious! But I can't find it anymore =(
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03/10/2013 05:28 AM

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HAHAHHA I love it. The narrators on these are so fuckin funny. It's the same shit we do to them minus the sanctions and what not lol, so why not? They made one before about how we glamorize American Idol and celebrities n shit it was hilarious! But I can't find it anymore =(
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Do they sell Bird Burgers nowadays at McDonalds? 1dunno1


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HAHAHHA I love it. The narrators on these are so fuckin funny. It's the same shit we do to them minus the sanctions and what not lol, so why not? They made one before about how we glamorize American Idol and celebrities n shit it was hilarious! But I can't find it anymore =(
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Do they sell Bird Burgers nowadays at McDonalds? 1dunno1


1rof1
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Yeah they just go out to a nearby tree, pluck a bird down and grill it up, nice and fresh. They accompany the horse meat burgers quite nicely LOL.
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HAHAHHA I love it. The narrators on these are so fuckin funny. It's the same shit we do to them minus the sanctions and what not lol, so why not? They made one before about how we glamorize American Idol and celebrities n shit it was hilarious! But I can't find it anymore =(
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8078225


Do they sell Bird Burgers nowadays at McDonalds? 1dunno1


1rof1
 Quoting: Dutch Retriever


Yeah they just go out to a nearby tree, pluck a bird down and grill it up, nice and fresh. They accompany the horse meat burgers quite nicely LOL.
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aap
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Vore

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03/10/2013 05:41 AM

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Good lol here, "Living on the streets of modern day america, you'll see that there are no birds they have been eaten by people that live in tents and corridors. this man awaits heroin."

gonna go have another glass of yummy hot snow!
Dutch Retriever (OP)

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Good lol here, "Living on the streets of modern day america, you'll see that there are no birds they have been eaten by people that live in tents and corridors. this man awaits heroin."

gonna go have another glass of yummy hot snow!
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Yeah, you do that, drink it in your tent!! 1rof1
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03/10/2013 05:53 AM
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Poverty is so sad. America is out of control with poverty and only getting worse..
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03/10/2013 05:59 AM
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OMG that can't possibly be the real translation =P

"...this man awaits heroin, these trees have snow, the buildings get blown over easily, they make their coffee with snow..."

I had to stop, I couldn't make it, I'm ROFLing too hard...
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03/10/2013 06:07 AM
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Wow, it is a rarity that I am rendered speechless but... just wow!

scratching

All I can say is they appear to be a bit obsessed with coffee.

coffee4

This needs a pin if only for entertainment value.

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Dutch Retriever (OP)

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03/10/2013 06:11 AM

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OMG that can't possibly be the real translation =P

"...this man awaits heroin, these trees have snow, the buildings get blown over easily, they make their coffee with snow..."

I had to stop, I couldn't make it, I'm ROFLing too hard...
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You better be careful now, before you know your cieling is coming downrockon
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03/10/2013 06:33 AM
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OMG that can't possibly be the real translation =P

"...this man awaits heroin, these trees have snow, the buildings get blown over easily, they make their coffee with snow..."

I had to stop, I couldn't make it, I'm ROFLing too hard...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34713934


BS interpretation , just making fun of original film...
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03/10/2013 06:43 AM
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They will be eaten on Tuesday... lmao
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Quote from the clip "in other parts of America, often disguised as Europe'

Have to admit that comment and the one about eating birds really got me LOLing hard.
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03/10/2013 06:56 AM
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OMG that can't possibly be the real translation =P

"...this man awaits heroin, these trees have snow, the buildings get blown over easily, they make their coffee with snow..."

I had to stop, I couldn't make it, I'm ROFLing too hard...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34713934


BS interpretation , just making fun of original film...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19873584


Is it? That would make sense. It's very funny. How similar are the languages of North and South Korea?
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03/10/2013 06:56 AM
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I always thought you guys have frogs meat for dinner on Tuesday. Learn new things everyday.
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03/10/2013 06:58 AM
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Which begs the question, if all the feeelthy yankee pigs only survive by eating pigeons and living in tents, why the fuck does the dear leader want to nuke the place?

They haven't really thought this through, have they.

raspberry
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The subject of this short clip is 'bout poverty in western world , not specifically u.s.
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They will be eaten Tuesday. They are yummy!
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03/10/2013 07:02 AM
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OMG that can't possibly be the real translation =P

"...this man awaits heroin, these trees have snow, the buildings get blown over easily, they make their coffee with snow..."

I had to stop, I couldn't make it, I'm ROFLing too hard...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34713934


BS interpretation , just making fun of original film...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 19873584


Is it? That would make sense. It's very funny. How similar are the languages of North and South Korea?
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similar ?...I would say the same.
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Wow, it is a rarity that I am rendered speechless but... just wow!

scratching

All I can say is they appear to be a bit obsessed with coffee.

coffee4

This needs a pin if only for entertainment value.
 Quoting: Zuzu


Coffee and snow lol.
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03/10/2013 07:05 AM
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"The American red cross supplies curtains and materials from North Korea."

Fucking hell, North Korea is worse than 1984.
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lOl

That was hilarious!

I had no idea they had Fox in NK too. tounge
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03/10/2013 07:08 AM
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Poverty is so sad. America is out of control with poverty and only getting worse..
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They deserve it.
Zuzu

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03/10/2013 07:17 AM
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lOl

That was hilarious!

I had no idea they had Fox in NK too. tounge
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I love this type of unintentional humor, thank you so much OP. And I now have a strong desire to go outside and bag a roosting pigeon!

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Dutch Retriever (OP)

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03/10/2013 07:22 AM

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Hmmm scratching

Now I understand why Obama wanted to save Big Bird rockon
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03/10/2013 07:23 AM

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“This is how they live in modern day America. The poor, the cold, the lonely and the homosexual." The NK camara crew wakes people to give them NK coffee, blankets and a cake.

I'm going out now to see if I can find a good cup of that famous NK coffee!
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03/10/2013 07:30 AM
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Wow, it is a rarity that I am rendered speechless but... just wow!

scratching

All I can say is they appear to be a bit obsessed with coffee.

coffee4

This needs a pin if only for entertainment value.
 Quoting: Zuzu


Coffee and snow lol.
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i live off esspresso,hell if no water and lots of snow,i don't think i'd care,well as long as it's not an iced coffee.and free heroine for lying about,wow,half of world would go there.
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Thank god for North Korean coffee, cause this StarSnow isn't doing it.
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03/10/2013 07:31 AM

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I guess the red karma I got for putting the video here, is coming from North Korean GLP members1dunno1

lmao

Loosen up guys peace
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