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How come I see WAY MORE Hot Women outside now that I'm married, then when I was single??

 
Anonymous Coward
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03/10/2013 11:31 AM
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How come I see WAY MORE Hot Women outside now that I'm married, then when I was single??
When I was single, I'd see a few hot girls, and it was awesome. When my girl and I started out relationship I'd see a few more. Now that I'm newly married...holy shit, they're everywhere!!

How?
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03/10/2013 11:33 AM

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Re: How come I see WAY MORE Hot Women outside now that I'm married, then when I was single??
It's only because you actually used to like your wife and be attracted to her...


Do her a favor and get a divorce...


You're not doin' it for her anymore either.


Don't you know humans were never meant to be monogamous?
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03/10/2013 11:36 AM
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Re: How come I see WAY MORE Hot Women outside now that I'm married, then when I was single??
It's only because you actually used to like your wife and be attracted to her...


Do her a favor and get a divorce...


You're not doin' it for her anymore either.


Don't you know humans were never meant to be monogamous?
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


We've only been married 4 months...can't get a divorce yet.

wtf?
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03/10/2013 11:37 AM

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Re: How come I see WAY MORE Hot Women outside now that I'm married, then when I was single??
We've only been married 4 months...can't get a divorce yet.

wtf?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9066073




First off, LOL!

Only 4 months??

I would have guessed YEARS by your post.

Man you made a huge mistake!

Pretty sure you can get divorced anytime.

Just do it, asshole.
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03/10/2013 11:37 AM
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Re: How come I see WAY MORE Hot Women outside now that I'm married, then when I was single??
da grass is always greener on the other side
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03/10/2013 11:38 AM

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Re: How come I see WAY MORE Hot Women outside now that I'm married, then when I was single??
And LOL @ "outside".
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03/10/2013 11:38 AM
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Re: How come I see WAY MORE Hot Women outside now that I'm married, then when I was single??
lmao
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03/10/2013 11:43 AM
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Re: How come I see WAY MORE Hot Women outside now that I'm married, then when I was single??
no other species thats bern produced through evolution gets married lol , ignore the churches if you believe in them and read the bible , how come humans the "said" product of evolution get married , ban it lol it causes divorces , banning marrage cures it xD
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03/10/2013 11:53 AM
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Re: How come I see WAY MORE Hot Women outside now that I'm married, then when I was single??
Did you recently have to start wearing glasses?
I am my brothers keeper, he's locked in my basement right now.
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03/10/2013 11:54 AM
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Re: How come I see WAY MORE Hot Women outside now that I'm married, then when I was single??
Matrix synchronicity... you play it or it plays you.
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03/10/2013 11:55 AM

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Matrix synchronicity... you play it or it plays you.
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Gotta admit, this is always relevant.




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03/10/2013 12:12 PM
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Re: How come I see WAY MORE Hot Women outside now that I'm married, then when I was single??
Just remember when you stick your head through the fence to graze, you're gonna get caught up in barbed wire...
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03/10/2013 12:15 PM
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Re: How come I see WAY MORE Hot Women outside now that I'm married, then when I was single??
Don't you know humans were never meant to be monogamous?
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


bump for truth.
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03/10/2013 12:19 PM
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Don't you know humans were never meant to be monogamous?
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


bump for truth.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28090221


Total bullshit.

Humans are not fucking animals. Of course we should only marry once.

We have children who need their parents.
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03/10/2013 12:23 PM

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Re: How come I see WAY MORE Hot Women outside now that I'm married, then when I was single??
It's only because you actually used to like your wife and be attracted to her...


Do her a favor and get a divorce...


You're not doin' it for her anymore either.


Don't you know humans were never meant to be monogamous?
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


dayum !!!! maybe you are the next Ann Landers !!!
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03/10/2013 12:25 PM
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Re: How come I see WAY MORE Hot Women outside now that I'm married, then when I was single??
Humans are not fucking animals. Of course we should only marry once.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33724411


The leader of a wild chimpanzee troupe was recently attacked by four of his underlings, who banded together to beat him to death. It's unusual for chimps to kill their alpha male – and this event gives rare insight into group structure in our closest relatives.

[link to www.newscientist.com]
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03/10/2013 12:27 PM
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Re: How come I see WAY MORE Hot Women outside now that I'm married, then when I was single??
Go buy a new car, then you notice how many of that model are actually driving around. Its all perspective.
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03/10/2013 12:29 PM

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Re: How come I see WAY MORE Hot Women outside now that I'm married, then when I was single??
Go buy a new car, then you notice how many of that model are actually driving around. Its all perspective.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35669723


you advise renting ?
6473madburger

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03/10/2013 12:33 PM
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Re: How come I see WAY MORE Hot Women outside now that I'm married, then when I was single??
Hot girls were afraid of you freak and they used to hide until you got married !!

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03/10/2013 12:35 PM
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Re: How come I see WAY MORE Hot Women outside now that I'm married, then when I was single??
Humans are not fucking animals. Of course we should only marry once.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33724411


The leader of a wild chimpanzee troupe was recently attacked by four of his underlings, who banded together to beat him to death. It's unusual for chimps to kill their alpha male – and this event gives rare insight into group structure in our closest relatives.

[link to www.newscientist.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28090221


Na und?
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03/10/2013 12:37 PM
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Re: How come I see WAY MORE Hot Women outside now that I'm married, then when I was single??
It's only because you actually used to like your wife and be attracted to her...


Do her a favor and get a divorce...


You're not doin' it for her anymore either.


Don't you know humans were never meant to be monogamous?
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


bump bump bump
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03/10/2013 12:39 PM
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Re: How come I see WAY MORE Hot Women outside now that I'm married, then when I was single??
It's only because you actually used to like your wife and be attracted to her...


Do her a favor and get a divorce...


You're not doin' it for her anymore either.


Don't you know humans were never meant to be monogamous?
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


bump bump bump
 Quoting: Rose 35591638


Mister Obvious is a liar. A cocksucking bitch.
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03/10/2013 12:47 PM
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Re: How come I see WAY MORE Hot Women outside now that I'm married, then when I was single??
"When I was single, I'd see a few hot girls, and it was awesome"

What are you, 14?
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03/10/2013 12:50 PM

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"When I was single, I'd see a few hot girls, and it was awesome"

What are you, 14?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 17431247




LOL, I cracked up so hard at this.


Nah...


Read the disclaimer, bitches...


That's all I ever have to say to any of you on a personal level.


smhrts
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03/10/2013 01:00 PM
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Re: How come I see WAY MORE Hot Women outside now that I'm married, then when I was single??
It's only because you actually used to like your wife and be attracted to her...


Do her a favor and get a divorce...


You're not doin' it for her anymore either.


Don't you know humans were never meant to be monogamous?
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


That is an absolute fact! An uncomfortable one, but a fact none the less. clappa
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03/10/2013 01:23 PM
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Re: How come I see WAY MORE Hot Women outside now that I'm married, then when I was single??
Because you are looking for them. Either take your marriage seriously like a big boy or get out now. She doesn't deserve to be treated this way.
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03/10/2013 01:40 PM
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Re: How come I see WAY MORE Hot Women outside now that I'm married, then when I was single??
Because you are looking for them. Either take your marriage seriously like a big boy or get out now. She doesn't deserve to be treated this way.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26257191


I don't treat her bad, I just notice monumentally more hot girls now that I'm married.

It's a phenomenom no one can explain.
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03/10/2013 02:10 PM
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Re: How come I see WAY MORE Hot Women outside now that I'm married, then when I was single??
They found out the Town Pervert finally had a leash put on him by your wife, and it was Safe for them to go out now?
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03/10/2013 02:12 PM

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I don't treat her bad

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9066073




It's all subconscious, you ignorant twat.


Dumb people being victims of other dumb people.
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03/10/2013 05:47 PM
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Re: How come I see WAY MORE Hot Women outside now that I'm married, then when I was single??
It's only because you actually used to like your wife and be attracted to her...


Do her a favor and get a divorce...


You're not doin' it for her anymore either.


Don't you know humans were never meant to be monogamous?
 Quoting: Mister Obvious


i can share you with your bf then?

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