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This is HILARIOUS!! ‘Toaster Pastry Gun Freedom Act’ proposed in Maryland

 
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This is HILARIOUS!! ‘Toaster Pastry Gun Freedom Act’ proposed in Maryland
[link to dailycaller.com]

A Maryland state senator has crafted a bill to curb the zeal of public school officials who are tempted to suspend students as young as kindergarten for having things — or talking about things, or eating things — that represent guns, but aren’t actually anything like real guns.

Sen. J. B. Jennings, a Republican who represents Baltimore Harford Counties, introduced “The Reasonable School Discipline Act of 2013″ on Thursday, reports The Star Democrat.

“We really need to re-evaluate how kids are punished,” Jennings told The Star Democrat. “These kids can’t comprehend what they are doing or the ramifications of their actions.”

“These suspensions are going on their permanent records and could have lasting effects on their educations,” he added.

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The stupid it burns.gasme
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Re: This is HILARIOUS!! ‘Toaster Pastry Gun Freedom Act’ proposed in Maryland
Some people are just crazy. For some reason this made me think about the city of San Francisco banning Mcdonalds from putting toys in happy meals.
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The stupid it burns.:gasme:
 Quoting: ar-15 nut


Somebodies gotta reel in these soccer mom, everything has to be safe for the kids, Nazis.

I bet this pisses teachers off to no end. lmao
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Some people are just crazy. For some reason this made me think about the city of San Francisco banning Mcdonalds from putting toys in happy meals.
 Quoting: rigsby


You have GOT to be kidding me. putin

Let me guess, it was for the kid's general safety?
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You can burn the flag but you cannot lay a capitol L down.
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You can burn the flag but you cannot lay a capitol L down.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1392077


We need to ban all capital Ls!! 5a
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the stupid101
Eu não me importo se isso machuca,
Eu quero ter o controle,
Eu quero um corpo perfeito,
Eu quero uma alma perfeita.
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:the stupid101:
 Quoting: M*walk


I don't know which is worse.

The teachers, or the fact that it's so wide spread that legislatures were forced to introduce this.

putin
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Some people are just crazy. For some reason this made me think about the city of San Francisco banning Mcdonalds from putting toys in happy meals.
 Quoting: rigsby


You have GOT to be kidding me. putin

Let me guess, it was for the kid's general safety?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35893428


They felt that it was adding to childhood obesity because children want happy meals because of the toys.
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Some people are just crazy. For some reason this made me think about the city of San Francisco banning Mcdonalds from putting toys in happy meals.
 Quoting: rigsby


You have GOT to be kidding me. putin

Let me guess, it was for the kid's general safety?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35893428


They felt that it was adding to childhood obesity because children want happy meals because of the toys.
 Quoting: rigsby


You can't make this shit up.

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