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J.E.S.U.S. WHATS THAT SPELL?

 
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J.E.S.U.S. WHATS THAT SPELL?
JESUS !!!!!!!

GIMME A J

AN E

AN S

A U

AN S !!!!!!!!!!

JESUS !!!


HE LOVES US ALL !!!!

Won't you come to him tonight?

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Dear God in heaven, I come to you in the name of Jesus. I acknowledge to You that I am a sinner, and I am sorry for my sins and the life that I have lived; I need your forgiveness.

I believe that your only begotten Son Jesus Christ shed His precious blood on the cross at Calvary and died for my sins, and I am now willing to turn from my sin.

You said in Your Holy Word, Romans 10:9 that if we confess the Lord our God and believe in our hearts that God raised Jesus from the dead, we shall be saved.

Right now I confess Jesus as the Lord of my soul. With my heart, I believe that God raised Jesus from the dead. This very moment I accept Jesus Christ as my own personal Savior and according to His Word, right now I am saved.

Thank you Jesus for your unlimited grace which has saved me from my sins. I thank you Jesus that your grace never leads to license, but rather it always leads to repentance. Therefore Lord Jesus transform my life so that I may bring glory and honor to you alone and not to myself.

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Thank you Jesus for dying for me and giving me eternal life.
Amen.
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you are not forgiven.

why?

cause you keep doing the same stupid shit.
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and ill bet the last thing he wants to hear is 'thanks for dying for me bro'
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Paul the Pharisee is not only a false apostle but is also a false prophet.

when a prophet speaks in the name of the LORD, if the word does not come to pass or come true, that is a word that the LORD has not spoken; the prophet has spoken it presumptuously. You need not be afraid of him."

Paul says "We" Not "those"...Paul told people he would be alive at the return of christ.

1Th_4:17 Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.

Get it?

The Prayer of Salvation....Is a Pauline Nicolation Doctrine.

You will see it everywhere in Modern evangelism but they are not saved by praying a prayer.
A good example is the TV ministries like Benny Hinn Joyce Myer and the likes.......

But what did Jesus say?

Luk 13:3 I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.
Luk 13:4 Or those eighteen, upon whom the tower in Siloam fell, and slew them, think ye that they were sinners above all men that dwelt in Jerusalem?
Luk 13:5 I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.

The prayer of salvation and baptism maybe the first step but it is NOT THE GREATEST.

I am not saying don't pray the prayer but if there is NO repentence then it is just empty platitudes.
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Paul the Pharisee is not only a false apostle but is also a false prophet.
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While they were serving the Lord and fasting, the Holy Spirit said to them, “Set apart for me Barnabas and Saul, to do the work to which I have called them.”
-- Acts 13:2
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Paul the Pharisee is not only a false apostle but is also a false prophet.
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While they were serving the Lord and fasting, the Holy Spirit said to them, “Set apart for me Barnabas and Saul, to do the work to which I have called them.”
-- Acts 13:2
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Well some one had to play the part!


Some people are never satisfied.

Hate a false prophet, but swear the prophecy calling for one is God inspired.

Hate an anti-christ, but the prophecy which calls for one is God inspired.

Hate the whore of babylon, yet rejoice because their prophecies which call for one are God inspired.



Sheesh, some folks are just never happy!

oh wait, that is part of prophecy too.
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so you're saying that God sent us a false prophet?
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Paul the Pharisee is not only a false apostle but is also a false prophet.
 Quoting: powerup


While they were serving the Lord and fasting, the Holy Spirit said to them, “Set apart for me Barnabas and Saul, to do the work to which I have called them.”
-- Acts 13:2
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Joh_14:26 But the Comforter, which is the Holy Ghost, whom the Father will send in my name, he shall teach you all things, and bring all things to your remembrance, whatsoever I have said unto you.

Did Paul teach ANYTHING that Jesus Said?
That is a big NO!
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M.O.O.N.
people want to believe in mysteries

is the truth so bad?
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Thread: * Click here to reject the 'Holy Spirit'...the unpardonable sin! *
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so you're saying that God sent us a false prophet?
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No he is warning us of false prophets and apostles.

Rev_2:2 I know thy works, and thy labour, and thy patience, and how thou canst not bear them which are evil: and thou hast tried them which say they are apostles, and are not, and hast found them liars:
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Take Judas for example Christ knew who he was but he remained with Him....Paul is no different.
The Father want us to think and search things out.
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so you're saying that God sent us a false prophet?
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Nothing is done but by the will of God.

Almighty!



People seem to not understand what Almighty means.

So, they create scape goats for those things they believe by their own inferior judgements to be not of God.

Thus they are creating false god's by not understanding the One True God.


Now it has been said in the scripture that any Prophet who says something and that thing does not come to pass, that Prophet does not speak for God, and that Prophet is not to be feared.

Yet people love their stories so false prophets rise and people eat it up.


Now what this creates is a stumbling block to knowing God.

Because now you have a bunch of schmucks waiting for a prophecy to come to pass which never does because the prophet was false.

Instead of writing off the prophet as false, people blame God.





And they grow apart from God.




And then eventually God destroys the religion built on false prophecies or he raises up someone to fulfill them.



Free will means you can believe what you want.

But, you are responsible for yourself if you get duped.
Thread: Chains

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I'm glad this is a religious forum, and not a forum meant for discussing conspiracy theories.
You'd think there were proper channels to discuss conspiracy theories.
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Je-Zeus

Ge - Sus


Earth Pig!

That's what it spells..


CHRIST, now that's something worth discussing..
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I'm glad this is a religious forum, and not a forum meant for discussing conspiracy theories.
You'd think there were proper channels to discuss conspiracy theories.
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Get off your lazy ass and go write a thread on a conspiracy numb nuts.
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Did Paul teach ANYTHING that Jesus Said?
That is a big NO!
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Jesus:
"Love your neighbor as you love yourself."
-- Mark 12:30

Paul:
"Love your neighbor as you love yourself."
-- Romans 13:9
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I'm glad this is a religious forum, and not a forum meant for discussing conspiracy theories.
You'd think there were proper channels to discuss conspiracy theories.
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Get off your lazy ass and go write a thread on a conspiracy numb nuts.
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I don't come here to pray.

This place is 90% clogged with PRAIYSE JESUF crap every day.
UFOs, Conspiracy Theorists, Lunatic Fringe

It should read
"Richard Nixon Worship, Jesus, Everyone here but me is going to hell."
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I'm glad this is a religious forum, and not a forum meant for discussing conspiracy theories.
You'd think there were proper channels to discuss conspiracy theories.
 Quoting: sauron 35881364


Get off your lazy ass and go write a thread on a conspiracy numb nuts.
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I don't come here to pray.

This place is 90% clogged with PRAIYSE JESUF crap every day.
UFOs, Conspiracy Theorists, Lunatic Fringe

It should read
"Richard Nixon Worship, Jesus, Everyone here but me is going to hell."
 Quoting: sauron 35881364


You do come here to pray liar.

You saw the thread title said Jesus.

You made the decision, hey that's where I want to go.

So quit your bitching or leave.


You are just a rabble rouser who is too damned lazy to go create his own content. So instead, you choose to bring your lazy ass into others threads and tell them how much you do not want to be in the thread.


Are you that stupid?

I don't think you are, but you are sure convincing me.

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Now what were we saying again?
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Now what were we saying again?
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giggle hf
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Did Paul teach ANYTHING that Jesus Said?
That is a big NO!
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Jesus:
"Love your neighbor as you love yourself."
-- Mark 12:30

Paul:
"Love your neighbor as you love yourself."
-- Romans 13:9
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Oh you found One.....One?
Not enough keep looking.....
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Anyway,

What is more important than looking at the prophecies and straining to put it all together is to return to what Jesus actually taught.

I am not a Christian or a Muslim or a Jew as most are well aware of by now. I stand up for Jesus for what he taught and nothing more.

If you look at what Jesus actually taught and put all dogma aside, you will see that no one in this world is actually doing what he taught. If I could find the remnant that is doing so, I would run to them as fast as I could in Joy!


What Jesus taught was not a hard doctrine to follow, though this world has made it seem hard by demanding money and identification for every facet of Life. But you were warned of this! It is exactly the mark of the beast that was prophesied, but no one wants to admit being duped into bearing it.

But you will have to eventually, or follow the beast into the tribulation.

As followers of Jesus you should not be suing each other in courts, but settling your disputes amongst yourselves.

You should not be building treasures in this earth, but delivering all your wealth to the poor.

You should not be casting judgement on others, but showing them the way out of this sinful world and into one of peaceful cooperation.


Christians get a bad wrap because what they say makes no sense at all.


Jesus did not die for your sins.

He was killed because he stood against the religious authorities of the day and the Roman Empire.

Don't you remember that the Pharisees had to tell Pontius how much of a threat he was to Ceasar just to convince him to kill him?


Yet you love and support your nations instead of the Kingdom of Heaven. Why is that? They are the ones oppressing you!


Jesus taught that the way to God is within yourself. Why are you going to churches to worship? Church should be a meeting place where people are asked what they need from the community, to seek fellowship, to mourn, to share burdens. Worship belongs in your heart and life.


This is what Jesus taught.
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Did Paul teach ANYTHING that Jesus Said?
That is a big NO!
 Quoting: powerup


Jesus:
"Love your neighbor as you love yourself."
-- Mark 12:30

Paul:
"Love your neighbor as you love yourself."
-- Romans 13:9
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Oh you found One.....One?
Not enough keep looking.....
 Quoting: powerup

What do the words "ANYTHING" and "NO" mean that you posted? Do you not care that you got it wrong?

There are more, maybe you could try reading the bible.
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Let's talk about the Son of God debate.


Did Jesus run around saying he was the son of god?

No he did not.

That is what others said of him, what others accused him of, and what they tried him for, but he never proclaimed it himself.

With quiet reservation he knew that what came out of the mouth of others was good enough. What he told his disciples was a different story. It is to them he revealed that all those who believed he was the son of God were likewise sons and daughters of the Almighty.

Now this is what Jesus died for.

So why is the title christian preferred over simply sons and daughters of God?

Were is your faith?

Do you desire to avoid the persecution Jesus faced for doing works as a Son? Even greater works are expected of you but your faith has been so watered down to one of simply wiping away your own sins. The Glory of Jesus' work is much greater than you are giving him credit for!

I am on the outside looking in and DOING those things he did on the outside because I have faith in what he taught!

But this is YOUR gift as well if you would just have the faith to receive it!
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Let's talk about the Son of God debate.


Did Jesus run around saying he was the son of god?

No he did not.

So why is the title christian preferred over simply sons and daughters of God?
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Verily, verily, I say unto you, The hour is coming, and now is, when the dead shall hear the voice of the Son of God: and they that hear shall live.
-- John 5:25


And the disciples were called Christians first in Antioch.
-- Acts 11:25
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What is faith?

It is so much more than just a word.

It is Trust.

When one has faith in what Jesus taught, one should be able to move mountains. Well I haven't seen very much mountain moving coming from the Christian community. So what exactly do you have faith in? That you are forgiven your sins? Is that all?

That is not what Jesus taught.

He taught that to be forgiven you must OVERCOME the sin, and when you do you will be as a Son of God endowed with a faith which can move mountains. Jesus did not LIE!

His teaching was pure and true and full of power the like of which this world has not seen for 2000 years!

But power which can only be used to demonstrate the Glory of our Almighty creator, our Father, the LORD.

What glory is there in us? We are but flesh which perishes. But within that flesh lies an immortal spirit plucked from the creator of the heavens and the earth and placed within us that we may live here but for our time.

Let the flesh perish, even the names we attach to the flesh, let them too perish and pick up that Holy name of our father and glorify him in our works as Jesus said to do!

You have Bibles, all of you.

Read the Gospels and ask yourself how much my teaching really differs from that of Jesus.

Put Paul's doctrines away for they were for but a time that scripture could be fulfilled.

Return to Jesus as the only Master, and let him set fire to your soul, for in it is more than any Christian, nay any Man on earth has ever discovered.

The time has come.
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Did Paul teach ANYTHING that Jesus Said?
That is a big NO!
 Quoting: powerup


Jesus:
"Love your neighbor as you love yourself."
-- Mark 12:30

Paul:
"Love your neighbor as you love yourself."
-- Romans 13:9
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Oh you found One.....One?
Not enough keep looking.....
 Quoting: powerup

What do the words "ANYTHING" and "NO" mean that you posted? Do you not care that you got it wrong?

There are more, maybe you could try reading the bible.
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Ok mr legal.
Ok let me say this....You found NOTHING not one...friggin' NOTHING!
Buggar all, zip, nadda.

You're telling me to read the Bible Ha!

Lev 19:18 Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the LORD.



Joh_5:43 I am come in my Father's name, and ye receive me not: if another shall come in his own name, him ye will receive.
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Lev 19:18 Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself: I am the LORD.

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Both Jesus and Paul said that.
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Oh LORD unstop their ears and fill their soul with your spirit that they may hear and understand!
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