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Can God see me masturbating while I am in the closet ?

 
Anonymous Coward
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03/11/2013 10:16 AM
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Can God see me masturbating while I am in the closet ?
I'm worried he will get angry with me, and shrivel my penis.

Could I use a burka instead ?
Anonymous Coward
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03/11/2013 10:17 AM
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Re: Can God see me masturbating while I am in the closet ?
Yes, but he likes it.

Are you going to come out of the closet?
strgzr

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03/11/2013 10:17 AM
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Re: Can God see me masturbating while I am in the closet ?
Does the door have a keyhole?
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03/11/2013 10:18 AM
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Re: Can God see me masturbating while I am in the closet ?
Yes, but he likes it.

Are you going to come out of the closet?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35589330


I will come out as soon as I get a sign from God.
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03/11/2013 10:21 AM
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Re: Can God see me masturbating while I am in the closet ?
Does the door have a keyhole?
 Quoting: strgzr


Yes.

I put my right pinky in it while fiddling with dicky