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one of my wives killed a pet, but who?

 
aqmah

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03/12/2013 02:17 AM

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one of my wives killed a pet, but who?
suspects:
wife number 1 lets call her ( solafa ), the owner of turtle
wife number 2 lets call her ( mabroka) , the owner of parrot

crime scene:
a dead turtle covered with parrot shit, laying dead over a Persian carpet, NO blood on turtle or over the expensive carpet.

how did it happen?

solafa says that mabroka use to put turtle inside parrot cage everytime she go for milking goats, she keeps telling me that mabroka is retard and thought the 2 animals will play together.. which caused the turtle death, and get thrown away on carpet disrespectfully after it died inside cage to not effect parrot health.

mabroka says that solafa killed her own turtle, because she was thinking to ask her husband ( ME ) to get her a new pet ( canary bird ), and she used to poison her turtle to die, and it finally died, she used the parrot shit from inside the bird cage to cover her crime and get away with it.

checking on solafa nails i noticed parrot shit remains inside her nail, but she told me its because she try removing it over her dead turtle, to clean it before bury.

i want to know who is responsible of the turtle death, who deserve to be slapped tonight??????

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03/12/2013 12:57 PM
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Re: one of my wives killed a pet, but who?
suspects:
wife number 1 lets call her ( solafa ), the owner of turtle
wife number 2 lets call her ( mabroka) , the owner of parrot

crime scene:
a dead turtle covered with parrot shit, laying dead over a Persian carpet, NO blood on turtle or over the expensive carpet.

how did it happen?

solafa says that mabroka use to put turtle inside parrot cage everytime she go for milking goats, she keeps telling me that mabroka is retard and thought the 2 animals will play together.. which caused the turtle death, and get thrown away on carpet disrespectfully after it died inside cage to not effect parrot health.

mabroka says that solafa killed her own turtle, because she was thinking to ask her husband ( ME ) to get her a new pet ( canary bird ), and she used to poison her turtle to die, and it finally died, she used the parrot shit from inside the bird cage to cover her crime and get away with it.

checking on solafa nails i noticed parrot shit remains inside her nail, but she told me its because she try removing it over her dead turtle, to clean it before bury.

i want to know who is responsible of the turtle death, who deserve to be slapped tonight??????

another do
 Quoting: aqmah


Slap both of them! Then get one a rottweiler (dog) and the other one a pit-bull (dog also).
Train both dogs to keep your wives straight!! No more slapping needed!
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03/12/2013 01:07 PM
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Re: one of my wives killed a pet, but who?
suspects:
wife number 1 lets call her ( solafa ), the owner of turtle
wife number 2 lets call her ( mabroka) , the owner of parrot

crime scene:
a dead turtle covered with parrot shit, laying dead over a Persian carpet, NO blood on turtle or over the expensive carpet.

how did it happen?

solafa says that mabroka use to put turtle inside parrot cage everytime she go for milking goats, she keeps telling me that mabroka is retard and thought the 2 animals will play together.. which caused the turtle death, and get thrown away on carpet disrespectfully after it died inside cage to not effect parrot health.

mabroka says that solafa killed her own turtle, because she was thinking to ask her husband ( ME ) to get her a new pet ( canary bird ), and she used to poison her turtle to die, and it finally died, she used the parrot shit from inside the bird cage to cover her crime and get away with it.

checking on solafa nails i noticed parrot shit remains inside her nail, but she told me its because she try removing it over her dead turtle, to clean it before bury.

i want to know who is responsible of the turtle death, who deserve to be slapped tonight??????

another do
 Quoting: aqmah


You are responsible for having two women under the same roof and expecting that to be an environment that fosters life.
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03/12/2013 01:10 PM
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Re: one of my wives killed a pet, but who?
Get rid of both of them and replace them with wife number 3, Let's call her (23 year old hottie)
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03/12/2013 01:11 PM
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Re: one of my wives killed a pet, but who?
The OP is a troll
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03/12/2013 01:14 PM
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03/12/2013 01:16 PM

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Re: one of my wives killed a pet, but who?
Just make the soup and shut-up.
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03/12/2013 01:16 PM
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Re: one of my wives killed a pet, but who?
if they wear a full face burka or what ever you call it, better slap them all around the head to make shure you get the face
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03/12/2013 01:18 PM
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Re: one of my wives killed a pet, but who?
Its a riddle dumbasses..
aqmah (OP)

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03/12/2013 01:55 PM

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Re: one of my wives killed a pet, but who?
well, i just slapped wife number 1, its more likely she killed the damn turtle.. no Oprah tapes for her for 1 month.
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03/12/2013 01:58 PM

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Re: one of my wives killed a pet, but who?
You need to be slapped for being stupid enough to have 2 wives.
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03/12/2013 02:06 PM
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Re: one of my wives killed a pet, but who?
pictures, achmed, where are the pictures?

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03/12/2013 02:33 PM

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Re: one of my wives killed a pet, but who?
blle


Turtle and parrot are both stupid pets. What ever were you thinking to get those? Slap yourself for insulting both of your wives.
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03/12/2013 02:50 PM

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Re: one of my wives killed a pet, but who?
suspects:
wife number 1 lets call her ( solafa ), the owner of turtle
wife number 2 lets call her ( mabroka) , the owner of parrot

crime scene:
a dead turtle covered with parrot shit, laying dead over a Persian carpet, NO blood on turtle or over the expensive carpet.

how did it happen?

solafa says that mabroka use to put turtle inside parrot cage everytime she go for milking goats, she keeps telling me that mabroka is retard and thought the 2 animals will play together.. which caused the turtle death, and get thrown away on carpet disrespectfully after it died inside cage to not effect parrot health.

mabroka says that solafa killed her own turtle, because she was thinking to ask her husband ( ME ) to get her a new pet ( canary bird ), and she used to poison her turtle to die, and it finally died, she used the parrot shit from inside the bird cage to cover her crime and get away with it.

checking on solafa nails i noticed parrot shit remains inside her nail, but she told me its because she try removing it over her dead turtle, to clean it before bury.

i want to know who is responsible of the turtle death, who deserve to be slapped tonight??????

another do
 Quoting: aqmah


bring in new asian wife and get her to cook turtle soup for everyone^ this will help everybody get over the whole turtle issue..
aqmah (OP)

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03/12/2013 04:06 PM

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Re: one of my wives killed a pet, but who?
blle


Turtle and parrot are both stupid pets. What ever were you thinking to get those? Slap yourself for insulting both of your wives.
 Quoting: libertine

i wanted a dog, dreaming to live like the american style, but these 2 women scared shit of it.
turtle and parrot is what they wanted, you have to make your wives happy too, something can be a companion for them sitting inside home all day.
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03/12/2013 04:42 PM
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Re: one of my wives killed a pet, but who?
You don't have two wives; stop pretending you do.
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03/12/2013 06:23 PM
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Re: one of my wives killed a pet, but who?
Are you serious, or is this some kind of puzzle for us to solve?
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03/12/2013 06:25 PM
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Re: one of my wives killed a pet, but who?
The OP is a troll
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the OP is funny. Always is. Not jew funny, but damn funny for an Arab.
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03/12/2013 06:26 PM
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Re: one of my wives killed a pet, but who?
Are you serious, or is this some kind of puzzle for us to solve?
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This is serious man! We have work to do!
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03/12/2013 11:02 PM
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Re: one of my wives killed a pet, but who?
keep your womans under control you moran.
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03/12/2013 11:04 PM
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Re: one of my wives killed a pet, but who?
suspects:
wife number 1 lets call her ( solafa ), the owner of turtle
wife number 2 lets call her ( mabroka) , the owner of parrot

crime scene:
a dead turtle covered with parrot shit, laying dead over a Persian carpet, NO blood on turtle or over the expensive carpet.

how did it happen?

solafa says that mabroka use to put turtle inside parrot cage everytime she go for milking goats, she keeps telling me that mabroka is retard and thought the 2 animals will play together.. which caused the turtle death, and get thrown away on carpet disrespectfully after it died inside cage to not effect parrot health.

mabroka says that solafa killed her own turtle, because she was thinking to ask her husband ( ME ) to get her a new pet ( canary bird ), and she used to poison her turtle to die, and it finally died, she used the parrot shit from inside the bird cage to cover her crime and get away with it.

checking on solafa nails i noticed parrot shit remains inside her nail, but she told me its because she try removing it over her dead turtle, to clean it before bury.

i want to know who is responsible of the turtle death, who deserve to be slapped tonight??????

another do
 Quoting: aqmah


arabs.iamwith
libertine

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03/13/2013 11:31 AM

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Re: one of my wives killed a pet, but who?
Turtle and parrot are both stupid pets. What ever were you thinking to get those? Slap yourself for insulting both of your wives.
 Quoting: libertine

i wanted a dog, dreaming to live like the american style, but these 2 women scared shit of it.
turtle and parrot is what they wanted, you have to make your wives happy too, something can be a companion for them sitting inside home all day.
 Quoting: aqmah


Suggest a cat to the little women.

Advise them not to put it in the cage with the parrot.

*grins*


but be advised, any slapping will lead to cat poops in your sandals... ;)
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