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Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room

 
Astral Goat
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Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
Damn, it's at least 5 inches in length.

Time to caulk up that whole.

I'm down in the basement.
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There was a nuclear war. A few years from now, all this, this whole place, everything, it's gone. Just gone. There were survivors. Here, there. Nobody even knew who started it. It was the machines, Sarah.

We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
Scared bros...
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There was a nuclear war. A few years from now, all this, this whole place, everything, it's gone. Just gone. There were survivors. Here, there. Nobody even knew who started it. It was the machines, Sarah.

We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
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09/11/2013 04:28 AM

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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
Put it in your mouth
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42104067


Um........no



They can sting
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There was a nuclear war. A few years from now, all this, this whole place, everything, it's gone. Just gone. There were survivors. Here, there. Nobody even knew who started it. It was the machines, Sarah.

We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
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09/11/2013 04:33 AM
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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
Put it in your mouth
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42104067


Um........no



They can sting
 Quoting: Astral Goat


But you'll love it.
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09/11/2013 04:34 AM
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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
Get your speech notecards out and splat that thing.
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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
Put it in your mouth
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 42104067


Um........no



They can sting
 Quoting: Astral Goat


But you'll love it.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 46551695


Bro yer freaking me out!
--> [link to nextgenfm.com]

There was a nuclear war. A few years from now, all this, this whole place, everything, it's gone. Just gone. There were survivors. Here, there. Nobody even knew who started it. It was the machines, Sarah.

We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
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09/11/2013 04:36 AM
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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
I think you should fix him a snack and ask him what's on his mind. hf
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09/11/2013 04:40 AM
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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
spray some RAID or BLACK FLAG around the legs of the bed so it doesn't crawl into your jammies whilst you slumber... heh heh

damned
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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
I not want it to sting my asshole
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There was a nuclear war. A few years from now, all this, this whole place, everything, it's gone. Just gone. There were survivors. Here, there. Nobody even knew who started it. It was the machines, Sarah.

We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
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09/11/2013 04:41 AM
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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
Here - this will make it all bettah

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09/11/2013 04:42 AM

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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
Scared bros...
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Let me guess... You are going to kill it because it makes you uncomfortable

So funny how pathetic us humans have become
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09/11/2013 04:43 AM
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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
How to Get Rid of Centipedes

[link to www.wikihow.com]

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09/11/2013 04:51 AM
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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
Meanwhile, the centipede is likely thinking, "OHMIGOD look at that thing! Damn, it's at least 5 feet tall!!!" chuckle
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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
Damn it has offspring
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There was a nuclear war. A few years from now, all this, this whole place, everything, it's gone. Just gone. There were survivors. Here, there. Nobody even knew who started it. It was the machines, Sarah.

We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
Damn, it's at least 5 inches in length.

Time to caulk up that whole.

I'm down in the basement.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


Make sure it isn't a Shapeshifter...
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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
Damn, it's at least 5 inches in length.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


SheSaid
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07/29/2014 03:35 AM

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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
Just saw one

Crawl under oriental rug

I have no fear

It shall not harm me
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There was a nuclear war. A few years from now, all this, this whole place, everything, it's gone. Just gone. There were survivors. Here, there. Nobody even knew who started it. It was the machines, Sarah.

We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
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07/29/2014 03:37 AM
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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
Try screaming like a girl. If that doesn't help, neither can I.
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07/29/2014 03:53 AM

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“If we are peaceful, if we are happy, we can smile and blossom like a flower, and everyone in our family, our entire society, will benefit from our peace.”
Thich Nhat Hanh, Being Peace

"But ask the animals, and they will teach you,
or the birds in the sky, and they will tell you;
or speak to the earth, and it will teach you,
or let the fish in the sea inform you." - Job 12:7,8

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07/29/2014 03:57 AM
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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
Damn, it's at least 5 inches in length.

Time to caulk up that whole.

I'm down in the basement.
 Quoting: Astral Goat


It won't do much good. Hang out in your kitchen late and night and quietly. You'll see them scurrying around there too.

I wonder what the fuckers eat?
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07/29/2014 04:05 AM
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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
What's the big deal? Stomp it!
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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
What's the big deal? Stomp it!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 60680034


With my bare foot

No way
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There was a nuclear war. A few years from now, all this, this whole place, everything, it's gone. Just gone. There were survivors. Here, there. Nobody even knew who started it. It was the machines, Sarah.

We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
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07/29/2014 04:46 AM
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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
don't stomp it....''Quiet will be met with Quiet''
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07/29/2014 05:17 AM

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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
If it crawls on me

I mAy lose my mind
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There was a nuclear war. A few years from now, all this, this whole place, everything, it's gone. Just gone. There were survivors. Here, there. Nobody even knew who started it. It was the machines, Sarah.

We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
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07/29/2014 05:45 AM
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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
some species of Centipede has a dangerous sting (or bite?)
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07/29/2014 05:50 AM

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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
Their bites aren't toxic, it's the first pair of legs that has poison. You sure it was a centipede? We have these bugs that look like them except with much longer legs that scurry off really fast. Centipede is lost if it's in your house.
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07/29/2014 05:58 AM
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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
Their bites aren't toxic, it's the first pair of legs that has poison. You sure it was a centipede? We have these bugs that look like them except with much longer legs that scurry off really fast. Centipede is lost if it's in your house.
 Quoting: FlashBuzzkill


oh, well that's comforting. i was afraid there, for a minute.
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07/29/2014 06:23 AM
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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
I hate insects and especially the big ones
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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
Do u ever worry about a centipede crawling into your mouth while u sleep?
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There was a nuclear war. A few years from now, all this, this whole place, everything, it's gone. Just gone. There were survivors. Here, there. Nobody even knew who started it. It was the machines, Sarah.

We used to look up at the sky and wonder at our place in the stars, now we just look down and worry about our place in the dirt.
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09/09/2014 02:29 AM
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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
U r scaring me.
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09/09/2014 03:08 AM
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Re: Holy crapness, a huge centipede creature just crawled into my room
Have you ever seen that Tom Hanks/Shelly Long film, The Money Pit?

Your life reminds me of that movie.

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