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If god jesus/the bible are real and the earth is only 6000 yrs old, WHAT ABOUT DINOSAURS .???????

 
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fundamentalist christians answer me that one question
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Don't believe in white lies. The white man is just a baby to this earth.
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Again, no evidence for that.

PC nonsense.
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Satan put the bones in the earth!! He wants you to doubt Jesus!!! He has lead millions astray with a cheap trick...Nah, just kidding!
The fucking christards actually believe that though. Well, some of them. Actually, most of them believe something along those lines, but unfortunately god wasn't much of a writer and the stupid fucks he employed to write his biography couldn't have got laid in a texas whorehouse with 10 thousand dollars on them, so there's no real info.
Just ambiguous bullshit and loads of rules about what you can and can't stick your whang into...
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fundamentalist christians answer me that one question
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The Earth is billions of years old, God may have created Adam and Eve 6,000 years ago, 6,000 years is satins time, Gods time is the next 2,000 give or take. after the tribulation.
When Gods time is up on earth. "The End:
The human race 7,000 years. If the earth is still there, who's next.
Some of us will be living in heaven,some won't.

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If god jesus/the bible are real and the earth is only 6000 yrs old

what in the world gave you the idea the bible says 6,000 years dude lol
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2 Peter 3:8

But, beloved, be not ignorant of this one thing, that one day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.

The earth was made in 6 days, hence 6000 years.
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no, they had excellent grammar !

one day as a thousand years
not
one day is a thousand years
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The Earth was destroyed and then God remade it...Genesis tells of God remaking it.
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There is evidence for a great flood.

That "god" did it, not so much.

Beings with higher technology, maybe.
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Satan put the bones in the earth!! He wants you to doubt Jesus!!! He has lead millions astray with a cheap trick...Nah, just kidding!
The fucking christards actually believe that though. Well, some of them. Actually, most of them believe something along those lines, but unfortunately god wasn't much of a writer and the stupid fucks he employed to write his biography couldn't have got laid in a texas whorehouse with 10 thousand dollars on them, so there's no real info.
Just ambiguous bullshit and loads of rules about what you can and can't stick your whang into...
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Most 5 year olds have more sense than you do.
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fundamentalist christians answer me that one question
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The Bible does not teach that the Earth is only six thousand years old. What the Bible does indicate and record is that Adam and Eve were created approximately six thousand years ago. Prior to the creation of Adam and Eve, going back perhaps thousands and millions of years, life existed in previous ages on the Earth. At some point, as indicated by the Bible, this life was destroyed in a great cataclysm, including flooding by water. Genesis 1:2 records that the Creator "moved upon the face of the waters" of this desolated Earth, and then "remade" the Earth and re-created life on the Earth.

This all can be shown from a proper translation of Genesis and other passages in the Bible from the original Hebrew and Greek.


Read more about this here:

[link to www.biblestudysite.com]
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Satan put the bones in the earth!! He wants you to doubt Jesus!!! He has lead millions astray with a cheap trick...Nah, just kidding!
The fucking christards actually believe that though. Well, some of them. Actually, most of them believe something along those lines, but unfortunately god wasn't much of a writer and the stupid fucks he employed to write his biography couldn't have got laid in a texas whorehouse with 10 thousand dollars on them, so there's no real info.
Just ambiguous bullshit and loads of rules about what you can and can't stick your whang into...
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Most 5 year olds have more sense than you do.
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Even a five year old wouldn't believe the biblical crap version unless the poor thing has been mentally abused by its parents!
And if my lack of sense is displayed by me not believing in the fucking tooth fairy, then so be it!
I'd rather have a five year old's sense than a deluded, fuckwit of an adult's...
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The Earth was destroyed and then God remade it...Genesis tells of God remaking it.
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There is evidence for a great flood.

That "god" did it, not so much.

Beings with higher technology, maybe.
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What's to say God doesn't use aliens to help him...to truly have free will, God must not interfere directly...
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fundamentalist christians answer me that one question
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Failed math did you? Why the fuck, do nonbelievers think everyone else thinks the earth is 6,000 years old, can't you dip shits add?
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Hell we sould be tripping over dead dinosaur remains.


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You may actually have a point there.
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You do realize it doesn't take long for bones to disintegrate right? The fact we have a handful of fossilized dinosaur bones means they died in just the right environmental conditions that their bones were preserved.
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Hell we sould be tripping over dead dinosaur remains.


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You may actually have a point there.
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You do realize it doesn't take long for bones to disintegrate right? The fact we have a handful of fossilized dinosaur bones means they died in just the right environmental conditions that their bones were preserved.
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Maybe. Or maybe not.

What I'd like to know is what ancient knowledge was lost when the library at Alexandria was destroyed.

Or what info is hidden in the Vatican basement.

There is probably a whole treasure trove of interesting info there, that isn't available to us peasants.

Knowledge is power. Somebody has a lot of info about the origins of the different humans/species on this planet, but isn't sharing it.
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lol, my grandgrandmother its already total ashes and some want a lot of dinosaurs bones intact...
LLLLOOOOOOLLLLLLL
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I watched 5 minutes of that. It's more comedy than anything else. Or assumptions/suppositions.
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lol, my grandgrandmother its already total ashes and some want a lot of dinosaurs bones intact...
LLLLOOOOOOLLLLLLL
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And yet some are intact. Funny, huh?
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lol, my grandgrandmother its already total ashes and some want a lot of dinosaurs bones intact...
LLLLOOOOOOLLLLLLL
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And yet some are intact. Funny, huh?
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Some are but as you said only some of them, like some of the humans that lived 500 years ago, it depends of the circumstances of preservation.
It doesnt prove nothing...
Sorry but that statement FAILED!!!
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I watched 5 minutes of that. It's more comedy than anything else. Or assumptions/suppositions.
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AHAHA, thats why hovind was arrested under false accusations and is a great New world order fighter, because he is a comediant...
YOU`RE THE LIAR AND THE JOKE HERE NAZI!!!
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?hmm


fundamentalist christians answer me that one question
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I, am a Christian.

Dinosaurs, are in the Bible.

The Bible, the Earth, etc... is not 6000 years old.

The Bible ITSELF provides its own Time Line, God's timeline that refutes and disproves this very nonsense of it all being 6000 years old.

Psalm 90:4
2 Peter 3:8

1 Day to God, is 1000 Years on Earth.

Every time the Bible refers to 1 day in reference to God, it is saying 1000 years on earth.

Thus, the 7 "days" of "Creation" were actually 7000 Years on Earth. Add that to the 6000 "years" of the Hebrew Calender where this ridiculous notion of the earth only being 6000 years old comes from...

Add it up. Do the math moron.

This puts "In the Beginning" right smack in the middle of the Neolithic Revolution of 12,000 - 14,000 years ago!

You can date it even further back then that as well. What does Genesis say about the life spans of the modern human back then? How old was Noah when he died? How many family "generations" passed during the era of Genesis, how many "1000 year periods" passed by as men lived to 800 - 900 years old... how long would the average family last with that life span? ...what other verses in the Bible use the term "day" in reference to God instead of in reference to man on Earth? How many more 1000 earth year periods can be added on?

First its mentioned in an obscure verse in the Book of Psalm, then thousands of years later it is repeated with emphasis by the Apostle Peter, just barely 2000 years ago he repeated this. Why would he repeat with emphasis such an obscure reference from Psalms that was written a few thousand years before his own time?

Many theories date it back 35,000 - 50,000 years ago. This supports the theories that the Cain and Able Story is a reference to the extinction of the Neanderthals.

The Bible is badly misunderstood and currently being taught from the perspectives of the modern Homo Sapien; rather then from the perspective of the ancient Cro-Magnon Homo Sapien.

Now look at it from that ancient persons perspective, and consider for a moment what are they talking about, when they write about some huge terrible lizard called Leviathan?

Could it have been a dinosaur?

Why don't you try googling it.

"Dinosaurs in the Bible"

Do your OWN research and stop being such a dimwit moron asking stupid questions here.

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Psalm 90:4 .. 2 Peter 3:8
1 Day to God, is 1000 years on Earth.

Do the Math, Genesis was the Neolithic Revolution!

The 7 "Days" of Creation (including His 1 Day of Rest) were actually 7000 years, add that to the current 6000 Years of the Hebrew Calender dating Genesis to the Present, and you have 12,000 - 14,000 years! Right smack in the middle of the Neolithic Revolution, when the "Homo Sapien" species learned how to... "grow a brain"!
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If George W. Bush was supposed to be Cthulhu...
Then Barack Hussein Obama is the spittin image of Nyarlathotep!
Behold! The Crawling Chaos! Nephren Ka! The Black Pharaoh!

Cthulhu is the High Priest of Azathoth. The high Priest spreads "the word" and prepares "the way", and introduces the religion...
Nyarlathotep is the Harbinger of Azathoth... the Harbinger heralds the imminent arrival of Azathoth!
Azathoth is the insane blind god in the Center of Chaos!

So guess whats coming next...

Behold America running blindly into Chaos! Azathoth comes!
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Do your OWN research and stop being such a dimwit moron asking stupid questions here.
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Ah, but then how could they generate forum noise to obfuscate the threads that are actually intelligent and provide actual truth and/or insight?

How else can they prevent their fellow man from learning greater truths???

How???

Endless stupid questions are the only answer.

We know who they work for and what they're doing.
:ritd:"You've been left on your own, like a Rainbow in the Dark" -Ronnie James Dio:ritd:
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Do your OWN research and stop being such a dimwit moron asking stupid questions here.
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Ah, but then how could they generate forum noise to obfuscate the threads that are actually intelligent and provide actual truth and/or insight?

How else can they prevent their fellow man from learning greater truths???

How???

Endless stupid questions are the only answer.

We know who they work for and what they're doing.
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Good point.
Psalm 90:4 .. 2 Peter 3:8
1 Day to God, is 1000 years on Earth.

Do the Math, Genesis was the Neolithic Revolution!

The 7 "Days" of Creation (including His 1 Day of Rest) were actually 7000 years, add that to the current 6000 Years of the Hebrew Calender dating Genesis to the Present, and you have 12,000 - 14,000 years! Right smack in the middle of the Neolithic Revolution, when the "Homo Sapien" species learned how to... "grow a brain"!
________________________________________________

If George W. Bush was supposed to be Cthulhu...
Then Barack Hussein Obama is the spittin image of Nyarlathotep!
Behold! The Crawling Chaos! Nephren Ka! The Black Pharaoh!

Cthulhu is the High Priest of Azathoth. The high Priest spreads "the word" and prepares "the way", and introduces the religion...
Nyarlathotep is the Harbinger of Azathoth... the Harbinger heralds the imminent arrival of Azathoth!
Azathoth is the insane blind god in the Center of Chaos!

So guess whats coming next...

Behold America running blindly into Chaos! Azathoth comes!
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Behemoth was a dinosaur. Job 40. Just read it for yourself and picture it.
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Obvious bait thread is obvious.
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It is quite amazing that such "intelligent" animals can so easily think themselves into corners then live their whimsical lives accordingly.
Listen, if you would take the obvious stance that GOD (an omnipresent, omnipotent energy, rule, paradigm, system) exists and you would take the obvious stance that dinosaurs (ages extinct (in form) big, burly beasts) existed then you can only exclude these things by minimizing them through definitions. Who among you doesn't believe in evolution? Who among can fathom the grand schemas of all of existence without being stymied by it's depths?
So, consider this if you would ... GOD as an evolving ( omnipresent, omnipotent energy, rule, paradigm, system) ... yes, a CHILD in essence, yesterday, today and forever. We tend to stamp/define this GOD as a super human and say we are in "his" image. So, consider what we as children do. When we are initially handed clay we muddle about forming globs that defy onlookers definition. As we evolve, we begin to form more consistent shapes (balls, squares, humans, animals, etc) and eventually evolve to forming beautifully ornate and well defined objects, breathing a creative life into artful expression. But, unlike this "GOD" we are only "re-forming" what we ascribe to "him" as having "created". That ascribing is not far fetched, as we do not have that power and we cannot/have yet to fathom the depths of all that is ... so we have "GOD"!
Anyway, why would we not assume GOD (in relation to all we don't know) is a CHILD? Albeit a CHILD that as far as we know was, is, and always (we hope) will be? Out of "his" evolution the universe has experienced ages of evolving and obliterated forms from its "clay".
So, go on trying to "define" GOD away or evolution away .. you will only be refining that little box you live in and eventually blown away by what you "don't" know ... and that is "GOD is that which you ascribe to but will never attain because you are part and parcel of that GOD. You can never supplant nor replace that GOD"! I can only minimally imagine looking upon the "face" of GOD because to do so I beleive I'd be so amazed it would likely shock me to death. I say that having seen only minimally the beauty that exists in this small sector of the "GOD". To see it all ... WOW!!
What I suggest is that you consider greatly the impact you have in this "part of GOD" you exist within and impact every aspect of it "positively". Do good, do well, do love ... propogate that. If you choose otherwise, your impact will be different. Either way, it's yours to do.
Have you ever considered why one bad fish injected into a pond of good fish will eventually turn the whole pond bad? While one good fish injected into a pond of bad fish will be annihilated!
Oh well .. Selah!!
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GOD is very real. Even the fallen ones fear him!

The plan for planets that fall to sin has unfolded


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Read that with an Alec Guinness accent for added hilarity.
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I watched 5 minutes of that. It's more comedy than anything else. Or assumptions/suppositions.
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AHAHA, thats why hovind was arrested under false accusations and is a great New world order fighter, because he is a comediant...
YOU`RE THE LIAR AND THE JOKE HERE NAZI!!!
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I have no idea who the guy is or why he was arrested.

But his stand up routine needs work.
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Behemoth was a dinosaur. Job 40. Just read it for yourself and picture it.
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oh shit

15 “Look at Behemoth,
which I made along with you
and which feeds on grass like an ox.
16 What strength it has in its loins,
what power in the muscles of its belly!
17 Its tail sways like a cedar;
the sinews of its thighs are close-knit.
18 Its bones are tubes of bronze,
its limbs like rods of iron.
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Youtube: Kent Hovind,he got your answers.;) 5a
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is he still carrying on his "ministry" from his prison cell?
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Youtube: Kent Hovind,he got your answers.;) 5a
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is he still carrying on his "ministry" from his prison cell?
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Why was he arrested?
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