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Shape-Shifting Jesus Described in Ancient Egyptian Text

 
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A newly deciphered Egyptian text, dating back almost 1,200 years, tells part of the crucifixion story of Jesus with apocryphal plot twists, some of which have never been seen before.

Written in the Coptic language, the ancient text tells of Pontius Pilate, the judge who authorized Jesus' crucifixion, having dinner with Jesus before his crucifixion and offering to sacrifice his own son in the place of Jesus. It also explains why Judas used a kiss, specifically, to betray Jesus — because Jesus had the ability to change shape, according to the text — and it puts the day of the arrest of Jesus on Tuesday evening rather than Thursday evening, something that contravenes the Easter timeline.

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A newly deciphered Egyptian text, dating back almost 1,200 years, tells part of the crucifixion story of Jesus with apocryphal plot twists, some of which have never been seen before.

Written in the Coptic language, the ancient text tells of Pontius Pilate, the judge who authorized Jesus' crucifixion, having dinner with Jesus before his crucifixion and offering to sacrifice his own son in the place of Jesus. It also explains why Judas used a kiss, specifically, to betray Jesus — because Jesus had the ability to change shape, according to the text — and it puts the day of the arrest of Jesus on Tuesday evening rather than Thursday evening, something that contravenes the Easter timeline.

[link to news.yahoo.com]
 Quoting: Doomer1981


Yeah, a member of the ancient Roman elite offering his own son to be crucified in Jesus' place... Very credible.

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I think most people that met Jesus immediately became aware of his divinity.
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This is quite interesting.
From the link in the first post.

The reason for Judas using a kiss

In the canonical bible the apostle Judas betrays Jesus in exchange for money by using a kiss to identify him leading to Jesus' arrest. This apocryphal tale explains that the reason Judas used a kiss, specifically, is because Jesus had the ability to change shape.

"Then the Jews said to Judas: How shall we arrest him [Jesus], for he does not have a single shape but his appearance changes. Sometimes he is ruddy, sometimes he is white, sometimes he is red, sometimes he is wheat coloured, sometimes he is pallid like ascetics, sometimes he is a youth, sometimes an old man ..." This leads Judas to suggest using a kiss as a means to identify him. If Judas had given the arresters a description of Jesus he could have changed shape. By kissing Jesus Judas tells the people exactly who he is. [Religious Mysteries: 8 Alleged Relics of Jesus]
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There is a story about the youth of Jesus which claims he grew up in Egypt. It basically describes a young man going through the process of learning to live with great powers.
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I find this part interesting

the text was rediscovered in the spring of 1910. In December 1911, it was purchased, along with other texts, by American financier J.P. Morgan.

thanks for posting this

have more comments later :)
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does it really make sense that Pilate
authorized the death of Jesus then
sit down with and joined him for
dinner ???

also interesting is that the text
dates to around the extinction of
the Coptic language in the 8th Century.
Constantine's Bible had been circulated
for over 500 yrs before this was written.

it also doesn't make sense for an
Egyptian writer to know the personal
acts of a Roman Ruler in a foreign
land of Canaan.

some might consider this a forgery.
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This is fantastic news.

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Re: Shape-Shifting Jesus Described in Ancient Egyptian Text
A newly deciphered Egyptian text, dating back almost 1,200 years, tells part of the crucifixion story of Jesus with apocryphal plot twists, some of which have never been seen before.

Written in the Coptic language, the ancient text tells of Pontius Pilate, the judge who authorized Jesus' crucifixion, having dinner with Jesus before his crucifixion and offering to sacrifice his own son in the place of Jesus. It also explains why Judas used a kiss, specifically, to betray Jesus — because Jesus had the ability to change shape, according to the text — and it puts the day of the arrest of Jesus on Tuesday evening rather than Thursday evening, something that contravenes the Easter timeline.

[link to news.yahoo.com]
 Quoting: Doomer1981


Yeah, a member of the ancient Roman elite offering his own son to be crucified in Jesus' place... Very credible.

norespect
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This is fantastic news.

Check mate, atheists!banana2
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Don't cream your undies so fast. Jesus still was a hybrid-alien of the Anunnaki bloodline.
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Yeah, a member of the ancient Roman elite offering his own son to be crucified in Jesus' place... Very credible.
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yes, I find that very improbable also.

this most likely is a forgery

there were so many out there
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Jesus was a mushroom

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Jesus was a mushroom

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That title deserves its own thread. Haha
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Pilate, then, looked at Jesus and, behold, he became incorporeal: He did not see him for a long time ..." the text read.


not corporeal : having no material body or form
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I find this part interesting

the text was rediscovered in the spring of 1910. In December 1911, it was purchased, along with other texts, by American financier J.P. Morgan.

thanks for posting this

have more comments later :)
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yea and probably rewritten.
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Yeah, a member of the ancient Roman elite offering his own son to be crucified in Jesus' place... Very credible.
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yes, I find that very improbable also.

this most likely is a forgery

there were so many out there
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No surprise at all, as long as we're living in times where the cosmic man is demonized and the low life demonic scum is deified.
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A newly deciphered Egyptian text, dating back almost 1,200 years, tells part of the crucifixion story of Jesus with apocryphal plot twists, some of which have never been seen before.

Written in the Coptic language, the ancient text tells of Pontius Pilate, the judge who authorized Jesus' crucifixion, having dinner with Jesus before his crucifixion and offering to sacrifice his own son in the place of Jesus. It also explains why Judas used a kiss, specifically, to betray Jesus — because Jesus had the ability to change shape, according to the text — and it puts the day of the arrest of Jesus on Tuesday evening rather than Thursday evening, something that contravenes the Easter timeline.

[link to news.yahoo.com]
 Quoting: Doomer1981


In some early Christian churches Jesus was worshipped as Lucifer and a skinwalker/werewolf
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Re: Shape-Shifting Jesus Described in Ancient Egyptian Text
A newly deciphered Egyptian text, dating back almost 1,200 years, tells part of the crucifixion story of Jesus with apocryphal plot twists, some of which have never been seen before.

Written in the Coptic language, the ancient text tells of Pontius Pilate, the judge who authorized Jesus' crucifixion, having dinner with Jesus before his crucifixion and offering to sacrifice his own son in the place of Jesus. It also explains why Judas used a kiss, specifically, to betray Jesus — because Jesus had the ability to change shape, according to the text — and it puts the day of the arrest of Jesus on Tuesday evening rather than Thursday evening, something that contravenes the Easter timeline.

[link to news.yahoo.com]
 Quoting: Doomer1981


very interesting from an historical perspective. but, i seriously doubt the text is accurate. there were many writings that came about during that time that were attempts to serve the numerous pagan curiosities and the attempts at gentiles making sense of Christianity in the midst of a very pagan society.

not spamming, but this thread might shed insight to the types of writings going on during the period.
Thread: The Idolaters Were Not Mainline Jews or Mainline Christians - Re: Pagan Influences - This data might surprise you.
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There are many gnostic manuscripts that were discovered in 1945 called the Nag Hammadi. The Secret Gospel of John, the Gospel of Mary, the Secret Gospel of James, the Gospel of Thomas the Contender, the Gospel of Judas, and other letters, documents etc. They were buried by monks from a monastery nearby.

Keep in mind that the 'winners', those who took control of the orthodoxy, destroyed many of the early documents and slaughtered many 'heretics'. They are now choosing a Pope.

Edgar Cayce predicted the discovery of the gnostic texts several years prior.
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This is quite interesting.
From the link in the first post.

The reason for Judas using a kiss

In the canonical bible the apostle Judas betrays Jesus in exchange for money by using a kiss to identify him leading to Jesus' arrest. This apocryphal tale explains that the reason Judas used a kiss, specifically, is because Jesus had the ability to change shape.

"Then the Jews said to Judas: How shall we arrest him [Jesus], for he does not have a single shape but his appearance changes. Sometimes he is ruddy, sometimes he is white, sometimes he is red, sometimes he is wheat coloured, sometimes he is pallid like ascetics, sometimes he is a youth, sometimes an old man ..." This leads Judas to suggest using a kiss as a means to identify him. If Judas had given the arresters a description of Jesus he could have changed shape. By kissing Jesus Judas tells the people exactly who he is. [Religious Mysteries: 8 Alleged Relics of Jesus]
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Lol that tales about the sun and phosphorus (the fake Lucifer an element) and not about a person or at least it seems stupid Masons the holy Grail is holy blood not your greedy fucking gold
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Actually never mind my last post I do believe it's actually about the bullshit philosher stone itself you see many peoples changed Scripture due to their beliefs Mason fucks changed all stories to revolve around alchemy thus destroying all truths aside from alchemical truth all they want is to be greedy fucking pricks and turn everything to gold there's your holy fucking Grail it's all Masonic BS brainwashing bullshit hence why the true Illuminati exists to combat nonsense the Grail is holier than your fucking materialistic greed but hey Masons believed the lie
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Icke was right.

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does it really make sense that Pilate
authorized the death of Jesus then
sit down with and joined him for
dinner ???

also interesting is that the text
dates to around the extinction of
the Coptic language in the 8th Century.
Constantine's Bible had been circulated
for over 500 yrs before this was written.

it also doesn't make sense for an
Egyptian writer to know the personal
acts of a Roman Ruler in a foreign
land of Canaan.

some might consider this a forgery.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36088270


Scripture tells us that Pilate didn't want to put Jesus to death.
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Jesus was Predator.You read it her first.
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Actual 1200 year old proof.No pin.Makes sense.
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Jesus is BS . The False prophet .
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There is a story about the youth of Jesus which claims he grew up in Egypt. It basically describes a young man going through the process of learning to live with great powers.
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Are you referring to : The 9 faces of Christ .
By Dr. Eugene Whitworth?
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I find this part interesting

the text was rediscovered in the spring of 1910. In December 1911, it was purchased, along with other texts, by American financier J.P. Morgan.

thanks for posting this

have more comments later :)
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that means: it's fake
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I find this part interesting

the text was rediscovered in the spring of 1910. In December 1911, it was purchased, along with other texts, by American financier J.P. Morgan.

thanks for posting this

have more comments later :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36088270


Yeah, he can shove it up his Khazarian ass.

What's next, disco star Jesus?


Leave the guy alone already, Jesus....
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There is a story about the youth of Jesus which claims he grew up in Egypt. It basically describes a young man going through the process of learning to live with great powers.
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Are you referring to : The 9 faces of Christ .
By Dr. Eugene Whitworth?
 Quoting: Markgenius 36241276


Its actually The Lost Books Of The Bible by Rutherford H Pratt (1926). The First Gospel Of The Infancy Of Jesus Christ is the section along with Thomas's Gospel Of The Infancy Of Jesus Christ. Disregard the Egypt part though. The book has the standard version of Jesus leaving Egypt at a young age. I think I merged the stories of Hellen in Egypt based off of Herodotus when originally referencing this book. The reason I recalled this book is because it claims that Jesus had very strong powers at an early age in good detail.

I will take a look at the 9 faces of Christ.
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[link to www.2012.com.au]

Swerdlow:

"There are locked sequences and open sequences in DNA. Open sequences manifest physically as a characteristic.
These people have the ability to lock off certain genetic codings while they open others. When that happens there is a literal transformation of the cellular structure, which changes from a mammalian to a reptilian form."


Now compare it with this recent scientific finding which might be the very first hint in the mainstream:

Jan. 31, 2012:

[link to www.sciencedaily.com]

The bones play a key role in a world-first study, led by University of Adelaide researchers, which analyses special genetic modifications that turn genes on and off, without altering the DNA sequence itself. These 'epigenetic' changes can occur rapidly between generations -- without requiring the time for standard evolutionary processes.
...
Project leader Professor Alan Cooper, Director of ACAD, says: "Epigenetics is challenging some of our standard views of evolutionary adaptation, and the way we think about how animals use and inherit their DNA.

(end of quote)

If it´s happening in nature and is caused by environmental changes, it still takes a few years (but not thousands of years as it has been previously believed), but if a hybrid creature can influence the "reading" of DNA with its consciousness it can be very rapid.

By their consciousness, they can manipulate the EM field, or "etheric field", that keeps the body together (this field ceases to exist upon death, thus the body perishes), which in turn can change how cell DNA is read, which in turn can cause shapeshifting if cells start to transform rapidy due to a rapid change in the way the DNA is read.
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I find this part interesting

the text was rediscovered in the spring of 1910. In December 1911, it was purchased, along with other texts, by American financier J.P. Morgan.

thanks for posting this

have more comments later :)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36088270


JP Morgan is a bank with Nazi ties, which is also interesting.

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