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Why can't priests in Catholic Church get married? You know Jesus got some...

 
Astral Goat
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Why can't priests in Catholic Church get married? You know Jesus got some...
Someone please explain this to me and tell me when they started doing it, cuz you know Jesus was gettin' action on the side...

So did the apostles.
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Re: Why can't priests in Catholic Church get married? You know Jesus got some...
They used to be able to... Question why it changed... Question how that affected the religious sexuality...
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Perhaps it was a sinister move to destroy the church, because they knew eventually the homosexuality practices would be exposed?
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Re: Why can't priests in Catholic Church get married? You know Jesus got some...
"tell it bro!!

you fucked your mother right? woo hoo!!catdance"

you must be like the drunk guy who runs around high fiving everyone even though they don't want you to.
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"tell it bro!!

you fucked your mother right? woo hoo!!catdance"

you must be like the drunk guy who runs around high fiving everyone even though they don't want you to.
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Re: Why can't priests in Catholic Church get married? You know Jesus got some...
Astral...

"Perhaps it was a sinister move to destroy the church, because they knew eventually the homosexuality practices would be exposed?"


I'm not sure homosexuality was so rampant before they forced celibacy. I had a friend who was a priest and we spoke about it just as the issues were coming to common knowledge in the 2000's.

He said that because Catholicism is very anti-homosexuality, good men who were homosexual but wanted to be "right with God" in the eyes of their Church would go into priesthood (since priests can't have sex anyway).

And since "no man is perfect" in the church's ideology... it would lead to sinful behavior...
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Ducks gonna quack priest gotta get some,humans cant help it so when they did this i think it was a setup so that they would be freaks(gay peds)cause in those days it was taught that women were un-clean for the Holy ones so what they gonna hump?

Better if they just would hump each other and let the little ones alone.
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Are you disqualified from being Pope if you had sex before you became a Priest?
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""Are you disqualified from being Pope if you had sex before you became a Priest?""


Good question. I don't know. I don't think so but I'm not certain. I believe that they recite something about Jesus calling to his apostles away from their lives and that is what priesthood is...
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Someone please explain this to me and tell me when they started doing it, cuz you know Jesus was gettin' action on the side...

So did the apostles.
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We know that at least some of the apostles were married.

We know that Jesus was noble, pure,virtuous, undefiled, and would never defile anyone else. He was sinless, and anyone who insinuates otherwise is a blasphemer. Your knee will bow and your tongue will confess that Jesus Christ is sinless and Lord---better do it now...later may be too late.
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If Jesus did love Mary Magdalene what is wrong with the physical expression of love?
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Ohhhh... you're going to hell OP.. straight to hell
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I'm not going to hell, because Jesus loves me.
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snogging
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Someone please explain this to me and tell me when they started doing it, cuz you know Jesus was gettin' action on the side...

So did the apostles.
 Quoting: Astral Goat




We know that at least some of the apostles were married.

We know that Jesus was noble, pure,virtuous, undefiled, and would never defile anyone else. He was sinless, and anyone who insinuates otherwise is a blasphemer. Your knee will bow and your tongue will confess that Jesus Christ is sinless and Lord---better do it now...later may be too late.
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So you think sex with a women is a sin?
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Re: Why can't priests in Catholic Church get married? You know Jesus got some...
My understanding of it is that they did marry long ago but separation and divorce made the Pope pull the trigger. See the church gets all assets when a priest dies. If there was a wife well she would have a say about the distribution of the late priests estate. Some priests come form wealthy families and the church wants that wealth all to themselves.