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My Wife Of 20 years has started hardcore menopause.

 
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My Wife Of 20 years has started hardcore menopause.
Ersk wuestion.
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rofl

Enjoy and remember, she is having hormone fluctuations that never end. BE patient and I can tell you from personal experience, she is much more miserable than you are.

I am really not laughing because, it's not a laughing matter in all seriousness.
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Good Luck!

Keep her cool at night is all I can say.
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ders sher sterr jerk yer?
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When she comes out she will either be as cool as a cucumber or a hot tamali.. banana2

Either way she will still be nuts.. 5a
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Re: My Wife Of 20 years has started hardcore menopause.
Ersk wuestion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36209131


Buy her some wild yam cream and soy. The symptoms are common in overweight white women, but less so in Asian women. Theres Japanese women that never notice their menopause.
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Ersk wuestion.
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If it gets really bad for her, tell her to see a naturopathic doctor & get herself on Bio-identical hormone therapy. It's all natural & will not give her nasty side effects or cause her cancer. She should stay far away from
synthetic hormone therapy from her MD. In the meantime have patience with her, because menopause can be pure hell for a woman.
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Ersk wuestion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36209131


If it gets really bad for her, tell her to see a naturopathic doctor & get herself on Bio-identical hormone therapy. It's all natural & will not give her nasty side effects or cause her cancer. She should stay far away from
synthetic hormone therapy from her MD. In the meantime have patience with her, because menopause can be pure hell for a woman.
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^Good advice!
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But she tears some shit up
When she comes through!~~
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 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36209131


If it gets really bad for her, tell her to see a naturopathic doctor & get herself on Bio-identical hormone therapy. It's all natural & will not give her nasty side effects or cause her cancer. She should stay far away from
synthetic hormone therapy from her MD. In the meantime have patience with her, because menopause can be pure hell for a woman.
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^^^THIS^^^ is the best advice, bio-identical hormone therapy really saved my sanity.
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Gross!
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Ohhhhhhhhhhh buddy I feel your pain. I was the most irrational person you would have ever met, while going through the change. Tried everything under the sun to find releif. still have symptoms after 11 years, not as bad as I used to.After going through the hell that I never thought would end, I came out the other side, a very strong person, that basically could give a shit less what others think.I stand up for myself now, and I really enjoy my peace of mind. Hang in there with her. She will be a better person having gone through the fire.
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I suspect the gross coment was from some adolecent boy or girl, that I pray goes through it tenfold.
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Ersk wuestion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36209131


If it gets really bad for her, tell her to see a naturopathic doctor & get herself on Bio-identical hormone therapy. It's all natural & will not give her nasty side effects or cause her cancer. She should stay far away from
synthetic hormone therapy from her MD. In the meantime have patience with her, because menopause can be pure hell for a woman.
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I did the bio-identical also. It was amazing! I'm not overweight (115) but menopause was horrible.
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I suspect the gross coment was from some adolecent boy or girl, that I pray goes through it tenfold.
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Will people get over themselves, geez
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When Indian women hit menopause the tribe made them walk out into the forest.
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When Indian women hit menopause the tribe made them walk out into the forest.
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And oh what a relief it was. Fast, Fast, Fast!
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I feel your pain brother. My wife is going through it now, and if the dog farts it is somehow my fault.
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Follow the advice of finding someone to get her bio-identical hormones.
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When Indian women hit menopause the tribe made them walk out into the forest.
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LOL! I feel like doing that now that I am about to go through menopause. Fun times!
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Ersk wuestion.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36209131


Buy her some wild yam cream and soy. The symptoms are common in overweight white women, but less so in Asian women. Theres Japanese women that never notice their menopause.
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wrong wrong wrong
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I got married a year ago at the end of this month. My wife had fibroids that were causing her a lot of pain. So the dr gave her 3 injections of something called lupron. She went into menopause. She is 47. I had 5 more years! But no, I get to deal with menopause early and while still a newlywed.

It sucked hard. But she is recovering from the shots and getting back to being her self.

I feel sorry for you man. The taste I got was not fun. I dread the real thing.
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When Indian women hit menopause the tribe made them walk out into the forest.
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LOL! I feel like doing that now that I am about to go through menopause. Fun times!
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What's that supposed to do?
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Been there. Tell you know how bad she feels and unless she tells you otherwise you'll just stay out of her way. And stay away as much as possible until the storm is over. GOOD LucK@
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Re: My Wife Of 20 years has started hardcore menopause.
Better she started harcore menopause than started starring in hardcore porn.

Sounds like she's got a good husband. All part of the biology these damn earth suits we're stuck in bring. Shower her with love. Anticipate her needs. Dig deep and be a rock.

When this passes you'll be a king to her and, even better, you'll know you're a king because of her and her love in your third decade together.

Best to you both.
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If she swallows your semen, this might give some relief from her symptoms due to the presence of testosterone.
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I finished menopause at 48.If she can avoid meat and sugary foods she'll have less symptoms. I had no symptoms as long as I didn't eat meat and sweets.The only bad thing about menopause is that its harder to lose weight if you gain any,especially in the belly.
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Re: My Wife Of 20 years has started hardcore menopause.
rofl

Enjoy and remember, she is having hormone fluctuations that never end. BE patient and I can tell you from personal experience, she is much more miserable than you are.

I am really not laughing because, it's not a laughing matter in all seriousness.
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Like you say, I hope she is more miserable than me. She deserves it. It's awful.
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poor bugger.. walk softly and be extra nice to her- or move out for a few years. good luck
oh, and put a fan so it can blow in her face at night, easy to reach on/off- that will help her a lot!
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Re: My Wife Of 20 years has started hardcore menopause.
Better she started harcore menopause than started starring in hardcore porn.

Sounds like she's got a good husband. All part of the biology these damn earth suits we're stuck in bring. Shower her with love. Anticipate her needs. Dig deep and be a rock.

When this passes you'll be a king to her and, even better, you'll know you're a king because of her and her love in your third decade together.

Best to you both.
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Awwww, you are a love.
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Eggs are drying upverysad
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Re: My Wife Of 20 years has started hardcore menopause.
I finished menopause at 48.If she can avoid meat and sugary foods she'll have less symptoms. I had no symptoms as long as I didn't eat meat and sweets.The only bad thing about menopause is that its harder to lose weight if you gain any,especially in the belly.
 Quoting: sunshine4mealwayz


She can't avoid smokes, coffee, joints and booze. She's 49 and thinks menopause happens to other girls. Lucky me.

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