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A Major Israeli Biotechnology Company Announced New Research Into Pharmaceutical Grade Sperm.

 
RythymRing
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A Major Israeli Biotechnology Company Announced New Research Into Pharmaceutical Grade Sperm.
Biomedical Biotechnology Labortories wants to be the first major drug company to develop a non-human source for sperm. "Consider the down side to human sperm", said Demi Hanokoglu PH.D We all know of the problem with pathogenic organisms contaminating human sperm. The Herpes Simplex Virus comes to mind. Also the quality of human sperm has deteriorated due to chemical pollutants in the air, food, and water. [link to www.science.co.il]
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Israeli drug firms have been pressured for years by the Orthodox Religious community to make a truly Kosher alternative to sperm. "Kosher means clean" said Rabbi Rothchild of Temple Beth Guram. In Northampton, Maschusetts, Gila Perock spokeswoman for The Society For The Ethical Treatment of Lesbians said "We are absolutely overjoyed"! The idea that we can finally get sperm that is totally devoid of Male Essence is a "dream come true"!Ms. Perock said. [link to www.noves.org]
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WHO NEEDS MEN? baby. If this is suscessful!
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04/05/2006 10:02 AM
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Can`t believe this! What about the X-Factors and that unique electrical field, found no where else on earth, thats found in sperm!
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04/05/2006 05:45 PM
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i knew that the male sperm was good for something besides making babies
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04/05/2006 05:48 PM
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>>The Society For The Ethical Treatment of Lesbians<<<

This is a joke right?

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by pharmaceutical grade i wonder if they mean the type that can take the wax off of floors, peel paint, cause gardens to bllom, rasie the dead and be used as fuel for a car, rocket, jet, boat or missle in a pinch
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bsflag there's nothing at those links
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Pharma spawn
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Both links provided by RythymRing are red herrings.
It's a very late April Fools Day joke.
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Call it a gullibility test.
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Hi! My name is Halcyon Dayz and I'm addicted to morans.
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there's nothing at those links--------------------------------------------------------​----------You must look closer my little deary!
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tell me again, what is the male sperm good for besides conception?
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04/05/2006 08:00 PM
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increases the health of woman when ingested, there was a thread with link about that recentl
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increases the health of woman when ingested, there was a thread with link about that recentl......................................................​........................................... Thank you, MAN 2.0 That was my thread, I`m proud to say! I feel it is my civic duty to inform the People(Women in particular) about the health promoting benefits of incorporating sperm as a healthy adjunct to their lifestyle.(GLPer 19.47 could use alot of it!)
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WHO NEEDS MEN? . If this is suscessful!

dont worry yourself little lady your next, they alrady make eggs. damned
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04/05/2006 10:57 PM
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Male Sperm is he most unique substance on the face of women, I mean the world. It has that special electrical field around it. How can they duplicate it? Also the mysterious X-Factors, which has extremely complex nutriceutical life giving properties. Found no where else in the world.
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