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My wife is crazy when she is prego.

 
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My wife is crazy when she is prego.
I love my wife dearly, but she is totally insane when she is pregnant. We had a fight the other night because she didn't cook enough bacon for dinner. Long story short things were said by both parties, and she hit me in the head with a crystal door knob. Any other guys out there with a wife like mine?
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
I love my wife dearly, but she is totally insane when she is pregnant. We had a fight the other night because she didn't cook enough bacon for dinner. Long story short things were said by both parties, and she hit me in the head with a crystal door knob. Any other guys out there with a wife like mine?
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I think the issue here is that you had a fight because enough bacon wasnt cooked? are you serious??

The world is full of problems and most people havent even a roof over their heads.
You should count your blessings and be grateful. Thank God that you have a wife..that you will have a baby..that you have a home..that you have bacon to cook..and an appetite to eat it with

peace
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
Haha my wife is a bit of a firecracker too. Hey bud, as the man it's your job not to get all emotional and shit. Hormones man, it's like a 9 month period. Just keep your cool and she'll love you for it. She wouldn't happen to be of Irish ancestry, would she?banana2
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03/15/2013 05:13 AM
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if this is your first then wait till she has a second or third had the snip now fcuk that shit again lmfao
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
Well, you would be too, if it happened to you.
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
I love my wife dearly, but she is totally insane when she is pregnant. We had a fight the other night because she didn't cook enough bacon for dinner. Long story short things were said by both parties, and she hit me in the head with a crystal door knob. Any other guys out there with a wife like mine?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26019556


I think the issue here is that you had a fight because enough bacon wasnt cooked? are you serious??

The world is full of problems and most people havent even a roof over their heads.
You should count your blessings and be grateful. Thank God that you have a wife..that you will have a baby..that you have a home..that you have bacon to cook..and an appetite to eat it with

peace
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In his defense, that's always the kind off stiffy married people fight about.. The point is how you handle little stuff when, not if, it happens.
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
Haha my wife is a bit of a firecracker too. Hey bud, as the man it's your job not to get all emotional and shit. Hormones man, it's like a 9 month period. Just keep your cool and she'll love you for it. She wouldn't happen to be of Irish ancestry, would she?banana2
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100%
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
It'll pass. Be patient, you got your few seconds of pleasure , she's got to give birth.
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
I love my wife dearly, but she is totally insane when she is pregnant. We had a fight the other night because she didn't cook enough bacon for dinner. Long story short things were said by both parties, and she hit me in the head with a crystal door knob. Any other guys out there with a wife like mine?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26019556


I think the issue here is that you had a fight because enough bacon wasnt cooked? are you serious??

The world is full of problems and most people havent even a roof over their heads.
You should count your blessings and be grateful. Thank God that you have a wife..that you will have a baby..that you have a home..that you have bacon to cook..and an appetite to eat it with

peace
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36229506

In his defense, that's always the kind off stiffy married people fight about.. The point is how you handle little stuff when, not if, it happens.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26508846

After she cracked me in the head I finished cleaning the kitchen up I and took the dog for a very long walk.
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
Haha my wife is a bit of a firecracker too. Hey bud, as the man it's your job not to get all emotional and shit. Hormones man, it's like a 9 month period. Just keep your cool and she'll love you for it. She wouldn't happen to be of Irish ancestry, would she?banana2
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100%
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Ahh yes then I definitely understand! Gotta love em, but stay on their good side!
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
if this is your first then wait till she has a second or third had the snip now fcuk that shit again lmfao
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No our third, and she was just as nuts with the other 2
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
if this is your first then wait till she has a second or third had the snip now fcuk that shit again lmfao
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No our third, and she was just as nuts with the other 2
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lol yeah mine was too the long walk's best idea and learn to duck quicker lolsign
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03/15/2013 05:26 AM
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
Well stop making her cook you bacon!
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
Are you sure it was her and not the baby?
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
Fisting usually helps.

I hate it when pregnant women act like they have a terminal illness when they have an embryo in the gut. It's like poop the spawn out and get back to the kitchen.
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03/15/2013 05:32 AM
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
Stop knocking her up!
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Don't worry, She'll get even more crazy as things progress.
And buy a helmet.blinkagumballbashblahblahwoohoo
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03/15/2013 05:42 AM
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
Well stop making her cook you bacon!
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It's her job!
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
I love my wife dearly, but she is totally insane when she is pregnant. We had a fight the other night because she didn't cook enough bacon for dinner. Long story short things were said by both parties, and she hit me in the head with a crystal door knob. Any other guys out there with a wife like mine?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26019556


I think the issue here is that you had a fight because enough bacon wasnt cooked? are you serious??

The world is full of problems and most people havent even a roof over their heads.
You should count your blessings and be grateful. Thank God that you have a wife..that you will have a baby..that you have a home..that you have bacon to cook..and an appetite to eat it with

peace
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36229506

In his defense, that's always the kind off stiffy married people fight about.. The point is how you handle little stuff when, not if, it happens.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26508846


Imo thats why the world is in the mess it is. Ungratefulness.
To not appreciate the little things in life which are the things that really matter and to give importance to things that dont.
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
I picked some wild daisies and have them in a pot. They are lovely..this makes me happy. I focus on that and not on the things that dont make me happy.
I am grateful for everything that led up to and helped me pick those daisies and have them in my home.
The sun for shining..the rain for watering them..the healthy countryside..a home to put them in..the ability to go hiking to find them etc..etc..

a long list of things to be grateful for

we should give thanks for everything and not constantly strive for other things..
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03/15/2013 05:54 AM
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
Bacon is dangerous for the body.
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03/15/2013 05:55 AM
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
Well stop making her cook you bacon!
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It's her job!
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That night it was her job, She is a house wife, and I work out of the house. We have a deal, who ever cooks dinner the other has clean up
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03/15/2013 05:56 AM
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
OP, you try having a living thing inside you, gaining up to 80lbs and then squeezing it out. You would cry and whimper like a little baby! LOL
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03/15/2013 06:01 AM
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
Well stop making her cook you bacon!
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It was her idea to have BLT's for dinner, and she even asked me how much to cook, I said the whole pound. She did not heed my suggestion. Dinner is the only meal I eat during the day. If I want 2 BLT's for dinner I should be able to. DOWN with womens lib.
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03/15/2013 06:03 AM
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
Im a mother to 3 kids.. And i have to say, PLEASE PLEASE be more understanding, just LET IT GO.

Keep it in perspective.. She is under the influence of so many hormones it is literally like dealing with someone on steroids... It is hard for her to deal with trust me..

If you think your wife is going crazy, try to imagine from her side... She is under the influence of hormones... And from experience i can tell you, when the fog of hormones clears up, you are AWARE that youve over reacted, and that such things shouldnt have such an emotional effect on someone...

She NEEDS you to be understanding, to not take it personally when she flips.. To UNDERSTAND it is the HORMONES, and it wont always be this way... She needs you to be there to hold her when she cries because shes ashamed of how the hormones made her react...

Please, the stress is MORE harmful.. Dont let stress become a negative factor in her pregnancy... Leads to nothing good... Be her PARTNER not her adversary, YES, even when shes yelling at you LIKE youre an adversary... Remember, its like shes on steroids...
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
This situation would have been completely avoided had you been a vegan.....
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
OP, you try having a living thing inside you, gaining up to 80lbs and then squeezing it out. You would cry and whimper like a little baby! LOL
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Your right, I probably would whimper. But I have a job where bodily injury is a constant. I have a broken finger that occurred 2 weeks ago at work. I just suck it up and do my job. And I'm sick of women complaining how hard it is having a baby. It's your job as a women to perpetuate the human specie's, and most of you can't even do vaginal birth and go the C route. Hell most of you don't even breast feed any more.
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
See what happens when you eat meat
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
It seems obvious that the bacon wasn't the problem. Just a symptom. I felt like my brain was turning to jello when I was home with my babies. Take the walk WITH her. Sit in the kitchen while she's cooking and share each other's day. It is really hard for an active intelligent woman to switch gears and be tied to the home.
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03/15/2013 06:20 AM
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
It seems obvious that the bacon wasn't the problem. Just a symptom. I felt like my brain was turning to jello when I was home with my babies. Take the walk WITH her. Sit in the kitchen while she's cooking and share each other's day. It is really hard for an active intelligent woman to switch gears and be tied to the home.
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Thanks for the good advice
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Re: My wife is crazy when she is prego.
OP, you try having a living thing inside you, gaining up to 80lbs and then squeezing it out. You would cry and whimper like a little baby! LOL
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Your right, I probably would whimper. But I have a job where bodily injury is a constant. I have a broken finger that occurred 2 weeks ago at work. I just suck it up and do my job. And I'm sick of women complaining how hard it is having a baby. It's your job as a women to perpetuate the human specie's, and most of you can't even do vaginal birth and go the C route. Hell most of you don't even breast feed any more.
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Please excuse us if we don't consider ourselves broodmares. One of our jobs is to select the best genes to reproduce. She may have made a mistake.

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