Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 2,497 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 1,145,449
Pageviews Today: 1,447,453Threads Today: 254Posts Today: 4,608
10:17 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 16213727
United States
03/15/2013 07:01 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
Paranoid, much?
 Quoting: AlcoholicRunner


he may have won the election but he knows that it was through fraud and cheating and that he is NOT personally popular regardless of what the media says...
 Quoting: davvi



^^^this....

If that fucker was just a fart and not a steaming pile of shit - he wouldnt have to be so paranoid.
davvi (OP)

User ID: 3677166
United States
03/15/2013 07:01 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
every where this so-called president goes he thinks he is royal? everywhere he goes he takes his own food prep people.

I am not sure if this is standard or not?
 Quoting: davvi


I don't know either, but Obama did know he was invited for lunch so it seems strange to me that 1) he would decline to go if he wasn't comfortable eating whatever food was prepared; or 2) deliberately snubbed the republican senator by not making arrangements for the tasting?

After we murdered Chavez this way, it seems like a reasonable precaution to me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35400680


if we murdered chavez, we need to get out of the business as it took too long...
 Quoting: davvi


well I just screwed up the quote function. damn, at least I agree with myself and don't know.

lol
A Jewish mother dreams that her son will grow up to be a doctor or, if retarded, a lawyer." --Jackie Mason

I never give RED karma, only GREEN for great posters. If you give me red or green please leave your name, I like to say thank you...

The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working.

Krauthammer: "If Fences Don't Work, Why Is There One Around The White House?"
davvi (OP)

User ID: 3677166
United States
03/15/2013 07:04 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
every where this so-called president goes he thinks he is royal? everywhere he goes he takes his own food prep people.

I am not sure if this is standard or not?
 Quoting: davvi


I don't know either, but Obama did know he was invited for lunch so it seems strange to me that 1) he would decline to go if he wasn't comfortable eating whatever food was prepared; or 2) deliberately snubbed the republican senator by not making arrangements for the tasting?

After we murdered Chavez this way, it seems like a reasonable precaution to me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35400680


if we murdered chavez, we need to get out of the business as it took too long...
 Quoting: davvi


well I just screwed up the quote function. damn, at least I agree with myself and don't know.

lol
 Quoting: davvi


28636149, this was for you:

I don't know either, but Obama did know he was invited for lunch so it seems strange to me that 1) he would decline to go if he wasn't comfortable eating whatever food was prepared; or 2) deliberately snubbed the republican senator by not making arrangements for the tasting?
A Jewish mother dreams that her son will grow up to be a doctor or, if retarded, a lawyer." --Jackie Mason

I never give RED karma, only GREEN for great posters. If you give me red or green please leave your name, I like to say thank you...

The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working.

Krauthammer: "If Fences Don't Work, Why Is There One Around The White House?"
Angelic_Warrior

User ID: 23290196
United States
03/15/2013 07:05 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
every where this so-called president goes he thinks he is royal? everywhere he goes he takes his own food prep people.

I am not sure if this is standard or not?
 Quoting: davvi


After we murdered Chavez this way, it seems like a reasonable precaution to me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35400680



Yup.. Agree

Regardless who the president is he has enemies. Seems very reasonable to me as well.

Although as another poster pointed out, he knew he would be there so why wasn't he prepared.
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
I Corinthians 2:14

God doesn't choose favorites.. They choose HIM

It is not the greatness of my faith that moves mountains but my faith in the greatness of God
davvi (OP)

User ID: 3677166
United States
03/15/2013 07:06 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
if he knew he was invited for lunch why wasn't he prepared? is this just another middle finger in the gop's face?
 Quoting: davvi


He had just eaten a sausage at Reggie Love's All You Can Eat Weener Bar.

hotdog
 Quoting: The Comedian


how is it he will go to some hole in the wall diners or five guys and yet he will not eat the food prepared by a butt licking senator like susan Collins?
A Jewish mother dreams that her son will grow up to be a doctor or, if retarded, a lawyer." --Jackie Mason

I never give RED karma, only GREEN for great posters. If you give me red or green please leave your name, I like to say thank you...

The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working.

Krauthammer: "If Fences Don't Work, Why Is There One Around The White House?"
--Voltaic--

User ID: 31036137
United States
03/15/2013 07:06 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
It wasn't de-fluoridated. Can't have the President under flouride/HAARP control.
Do your absolute best and the rest is fate.
Angelic_Warrior

User ID: 23290196
United States
03/15/2013 07:07 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
every where this so-called president goes he thinks he is royal? everywhere he goes he takes his own food prep people.

I am not sure if this is standard or not?
 Quoting: davvi


I don't know either, but Obama did know he was invited for lunch so it seems strange to me that 1) he would decline to go if he wasn't comfortable eating whatever food was prepared; or 2) deliberately snubbed the republican senator by not making arrangements for the tasting?

After we murdered Chavez this way, it seems like a reasonable precaution to me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35400680


if we murdered chavez, we need to get out of the business as it took too long...
 Quoting: davvi


well I just screwed up the quote function. damn, at least I agree with myself and don't know.

lol
 Quoting: davvi


You are soooooooooooooooo cute!!

Always the best memes.

Green luv for you bud!!
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
I Corinthians 2:14

God doesn't choose favorites.. They choose HIM

It is not the greatness of my faith that moves mountains but my faith in the greatness of God
Saddletramp
We Don't Rent Pigs...

User ID: 726900
United States
03/15/2013 07:11 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
What The Fuck?!?!?
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
davvi (OP)

User ID: 3677166
United States
03/15/2013 07:11 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
...


I don't know either, but Obama did know he was invited for lunch so it seems strange to me that 1) he would decline to go if he wasn't comfortable eating whatever food was prepared; or 2) deliberately snubbed the republican senator by not making arrangements for the tasting?

After we murdered Chavez this way, it seems like a reasonable precaution to me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35400680


if we murdered chavez, we need to get out of the business as it took too long...
 Quoting: davvi


well I just screwed up the quote function. damn, at least I agree with myself and don't know.

lol
 Quoting: davvi


You are soooooooooooooooo cute!!

Always the best memes.

Green luv for you bud!!
 Quoting: Angelic_Warrior


thank you....hf lolol
A Jewish mother dreams that her son will grow up to be a doctor or, if retarded, a lawyer." --Jackie Mason

I never give RED karma, only GREEN for great posters. If you give me red or green please leave your name, I like to say thank you...

The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working.

Krauthammer: "If Fences Don't Work, Why Is There One Around The White House?"
Saddletramp
We Don't Rent Pigs...

User ID: 726900
United States
03/15/2013 07:12 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
how is it he will go to some hole in the wall diners or five guys and yet he will not eat the food prepared by a butt licking senator like susan Collins?
 Quoting: davvi


He'll only eat stolen food?
 Quoting: The Comedian


Candy from babies...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
Saddletramp
We Don't Rent Pigs...

User ID: 726900
United States
03/15/2013 07:21 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
Candy from babies...
 Quoting: Saddletramp


Why did that make me think of him eating children?

baby ohappy
 Quoting: The Comedian


That would be candied babies...

Who knows, maybe that was a delicacy in Kenya or Indonesia, or one of those countries where he is actually a citizen...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
Saddletramp
We Don't Rent Pigs...

User ID: 726900
United States
03/15/2013 07:28 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
I watched the video too...is this for fucking real?!?!?

If so, I'm astonished...wonder if he has a Groom of the Stool too (maybe that was Reggie Love's job)?

Or maybe Muslims can't eat Lobster, they are bottom feeders after all...veritable pigs of the sea...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
davvi (OP)

User ID: 3677166
United States
03/15/2013 07:30 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
What The Fuck?!?!?
 Quoting: Saddletramp


my feelings exactly... lolol
A Jewish mother dreams that her son will grow up to be a doctor or, if retarded, a lawyer." --Jackie Mason

I never give RED karma, only GREEN for great posters. If you give me red or green please leave your name, I like to say thank you...

The complete lack of evidence is the surest sign that the conspiracy is working.

Krauthammer: "If Fences Don't Work, Why Is There One Around The White House?"
ClydeX

User ID: 11310285
United States
03/15/2013 07:36 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
The only issue I have with this is, what good does a taster do? Seems like anyone knowing this fact about the president would make it a slow acting poison if they were to poison him. Don't know why everyone is shouting paranoid, he's the president, accepting food from his enemies would seem kind of dumb to me. How many of you would accept food from a liberal in general? Let alone enemies in power.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21473936


This was figured our centuries ago when poisoning was a very real fear (and practice) of Royalty.

Any such "testing" now would not be carried out via a human being "taster".
Job 12:7) But ask now the beasts, and they shall teach thee; and the fowls of the air, and they shall tell thee:
8) Or speak to the earth, and it shall teach thee: and the fishes of the sea shall declare unto thee.
Angelic_Warrior

User ID: 23290196
United States
03/15/2013 07:38 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
Arsenic and Arugula.
 Quoting: The Comedian


To the tune of Ebony and Ivory~~trio
But the natural man receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.
I Corinthians 2:14

God doesn't choose favorites.. They choose HIM

It is not the greatness of my faith that moves mountains but my faith in the greatness of God
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 36238439
Germany
03/15/2013 07:38 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
"Yesterday Senator Susan Collins (R-Maine) described an event she hosted: served at a working lunch with Obama on Capitol Hill, the menu came from her home state's University of Maine, inc. a recipe for healthy lobster salad/blueberry pie/etc that Collins pointed-out fit Moochelle's healthy food initiative guidelines- alas, Obama could only look 'longingly' at it, as he didn't have a 'taster' present.

 Quoting: davvi


clappa
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 5763636
United States
03/15/2013 07:47 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
MUSLIMS DONT EAT LOBSTER IT IS NOT KOSHER>>>>> PROOF HES A MUSLIM...
El Tiburon

User ID: 28375544
United States
03/15/2013 07:50 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
Hail to the king

**sarcasm**
 Quoting: Lady Jane Smith


could it be that the seafood on the menu wasn't halal? we all know that mooch loves her lobster as she spent $400 to have a lobster lunch at the waldorf (?).
 Quoting: davvi


Mooslims dont eat no lobster.
Hard Eight

User ID: 35278639
United States
03/15/2013 08:07 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
Senator Susan Collins (R-Maine) is barely to the right of obongo so why the worry. One of many McCain RINO lap dogs. She could bite the poison apple herself and do the country a favor.
Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may.
Sam Houston

"The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it."
Thomas Jefferson
Dr. Ben Schillen
ILLUMICORP R&D

User ID: 12680882
United States
03/15/2013 08:08 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
How much are the taxpayers shelling out for this guy's taster?
Hard Eight

User ID: 35278639
United States
03/15/2013 08:12 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
if he knew he was invited for lunch why wasn't he prepared? is this just another middle finger in the gop's face?
 Quoting: davvi


He had just eaten a sausage at Reggie Love's All You Can Eat Weener Bar.

hotdog
 Quoting: The Comedian


how is it he will go to some hole in the wall diners or five guys and yet he will not eat the food prepared by a butt licking senator like susan Collins?
 Quoting: davvi


eat 5 guys literally or the restaurant chain?

Last Edited by Hard Eight on 03/15/2013 08:12 AM
Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may.
Sam Houston

"The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it."
Thomas Jefferson
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 34388989
United States
03/15/2013 08:13 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
Caesar doth be paranoid:

Thread: Removing Rifle Bolts Wasn't Enough: Obama's Marines Were FAKE! Ringers!
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1711362
Canada
03/15/2013 08:23 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
My grandfather had a tester. He never trusted any of his kids.

His tester would taste food, water, juice etc and sit for 10 min before my grandfather would start eating.

Everybody would sit quietly, staring at him, their eyes like daggers, stabbing every inch of his body.

After tasting the food, the tester would nod at grandpa and everybody would take a huge sigh of relief.

Well, grandpa lived to a ripe old age. Considering how much $$ he had, it made perfect sense he would be this cautious.

So in this case, I give Obama a pass. There are folks out there who want nothing more than for him to be gone.

Those who prepared the food must have known it was being prepared for the President or would be presented to the President. Somebody did know.

Yeah, I would totally trust them...Not!

So give Obama a break for once. He did the right thing here.

burn_joss_
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1711362
Canada
03/15/2013 08:25 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
I don't think this is normal for Presidents. After all, didn't Clinton often stop at McDonalds for a big mac? Granted I guess he could have been jogging with his "taster" alongside him when he stopped in for a snack.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18681750


There's a difference here.

When Clinton dropped for a big mac the workers at McDonalds didnt know they would be serving the President.

So no one could have messed with the food.

But when someone prepares the food for the president and then presents him with it, out of nowhere and then expects him to eat it, well then thats not a very good idea.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 26115869
United States
03/15/2013 08:30 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
All U.S. presidents who taste their food before the president can eat it.

This includes Bush, Reagan, you name the president they had a taster.

This is just another example of Obama bashing at GLP and nothing is too low, nothing is too stupid and that includes this thread.

You can tell Obama must be a genuinely decent human being because look at the nonsense his opponents use because they ain't got anything else!
Dr. Ben Schillen
ILLUMICORP R&D

User ID: 12680882
United States
03/15/2013 08:30 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
All U.S. presidents who taste their food before the president can eat it.

This includes Bush, Reagan, you name the president they had a taster.

This is just another example of Obama bashing at GLP and nothing is too low, nothing is too stupid and that includes this thread.

You can tell Obama must be a genuinely decent human being because look at the nonsense his opponents use because they ain't got anything else!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26115869


link or bsflag
snark

User ID: 27313445
United States
03/15/2013 08:34 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
Maybe his taster got scarequestered.
T For Texas, T For Tennessee!


The virtue of courage is a prerequisite for the practice of all other virtues, because otherwise one is virtuous only when virtue has no cost. There are times when something needs to be done, and yet we know that if we step up and do this needful thing, we will pay a heavy personal price. -C.S. Lewis
Saddletramp
We Don't Rent Pigs...

User ID: 726900
United States
03/15/2013 08:34 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
That is a man who's paranoid...
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
Saddletramp
We Don't Rent Pigs...

User ID: 726900
United States
03/15/2013 08:36 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
All U.S. presidents who taste their food before the president can eat it.

This includes Bush, Reagan, you name the president they had a taster.

This is just another example of Obama bashing at GLP and nothing is too low, nothing is too stupid and that includes this thread.

You can tell Obama must be a genuinely decent human being because look at the nonsense his opponents use because they ain't got anything else!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 26115869


That's a five BS Flag Quote...

bsflagbsflagbsflagbsflagbsflag
"And how can a man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his Gods..." ~ Horatius

"Because he told the truth, and once you've heard the truth, everything else is just cheap whiskey..."
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 2772077
United States
03/15/2013 08:39 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
I understand he was the first to be surrounded by bulletproof glass at the inauuration and even had fake marines with disabled weapons in the parade. I have serious doubts about the validity of the election and He sure seems to have doubts that everybody loves the job he's been doing!

News