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Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!

 
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All U.S. presidents who taste their food before the president can eat it.

This includes Bush, Reagan, you name the president they had a taster.

This is just another example of Obama bashing at GLP and nothing is too low, nothing is too stupid and that includes this thread.

You can tell Obama must be a genuinely decent human being because look at the nonsense his opponents use because they ain't got anything else!
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Maybe you missed it before, but I'll help you out:


The only issue I have with this is, what good does a taster do? Seems like anyone knowing this fact about the president would make it a slow acting poison if they were to poison him. Don't know why everyone is shouting paranoid, he's the president, accepting food from his enemies would seem kind of dumb to me. How many of you would accept food from a liberal in general? Let alone enemies in power.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 21473936


This was figured our centuries ago when poisoning was a very real fear (and practice) of Royalty.

Any such "testing" now would not be carried out via a human being "taster".

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I'm sure you have some community organizing to get back to, so we won't take too much of your time in dispelling your myths.

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Is this fucking article serious? Is this mother fuckers so paranoid that he needs his own chef to feel safe?

Jesus and people think I'm a conspiracy nut.

E tu, Bohner?
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pay no mind dude it's just the daily gullible republican sheeple pinned thread on glp, there will be many, many more to come.
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I understand he was the first to be surrounded by bulletproof glass at the inauuration and even had fake marines with disabled weapons in the parade. I have serious doubts about the validity of the election and He sure seems to have doubts that everybody loves the job he's been doing!
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ha ha wow you are one republican fucking idiot. in 2000 George W couldn't even step outside his bullet proof limo from the eggs and bottles being thrown at him but yeah of course Obama was the first with bulletproof glass, really getting tired of the GOP retardedness on here.
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Maybe his taster got scarequestered.
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Are three White House calligraphers really worth $277,000?

While the three-person calligraphy staff was paid that much in salary last year, according to White House records, WUSA 9 in Washington, D.C., conducted an experiment of sorts -- using a computer to mimic the kind of White House invitations the calligraphers are responsible for.

When they put a side-by-side of the real and impostor invitations on Facebook, the channel reports, few could tell the difference.
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I would love to spit into Obama's food. Taster wouldn't catch that one.
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Tasters must be use to the "Reggie Juice" flavor by now.
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if he knew he was invited for lunch why wasn't he prepared? is this just another middle finger in the gop's face?
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He had just eaten a sausage at Reggie Love's All You Can Eat Weener Bar.

hotdog
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I concur!

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All U.S. presidents who taste their food before the president can eat it.

This includes Bush, Reagan, you name the president they had a taster.

This is just another example of Obama bashing at GLP and nothing is too low, nothing is too stupid and that includes this thread.

You can tell Obama must be a genuinely decent human being because look at the nonsense his opponents use because they ain't got anything else!
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if he knew he was invited for lunch why wasn't he prepared? is this just another middle finger in the gop's face?
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He had just eaten a sausage at Reggie Love's All You Can Eat Weener Bar.

hotdog
 Quoting: The Comedian


I concur!

blowwbama
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You gotta admit, he's got good form...a real pro!
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every where this so-called president goes he thinks he is royal? everywhere he goes he takes his own food prep people.

I am not sure if this is standard or not?
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After we murdered Chavez this way, it seems like a reasonable precaution to me.
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If by "we" you mean "God", you're right.
 Quoting: The Comedian


Um...now, that was actually funny. As if God MURDERS people.

And...um, which "God" do you bow to???
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My grandfather had a tester. He never trusted any of his kids.
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So you're comparing your whack job of a grandfather to Obama? Like they're two peas in a pod. I agree!
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how do you say "the royal penis is clean" in wookie?
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if he knew he was invited for lunch why wasn't he prepared? is this just another middle finger in the gop's face?
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He had just eaten a sausage at Reggie Love's All You Can Eat Weener Bar.

:hotdog:
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good to the last drop.5a
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obongo gave up chocolate éclairs for Larry Sinclair's cream-filled .....

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the tuna casserole is always a hit.
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This is BS. Both parties work together toward the mutual goal to destroy the USA, and world.
They need the tool, while playing good cop, bad for cop for the illusion that we have a two party system.

This is just a bs story. Not saying op is posting made up stuff, but op you do know this is propaganda and more confusion.??
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no i don't know that it is bs or propaganda, i wasn't there and can only take the word of a sitting US senator for the veracity of the incident.

the thing is, how many people would doubt that such a thing WOULD happen with this president?

cheers
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Wow, you are truly a brainwashed dumbass

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This is BS. Both parties work together toward the mutual goal to destroy the USA, and world.
They need the tool, while playing good cop, bad for cop for the illusion that we have a two party system.

This is just a bs story. Not saying op is posting made up stuff, but op you do know this is propaganda and more confusion.??
 Quoting: natasha77


no i don't know that it is bs or propaganda, i wasn't there and can only take the word of a sitting US senator for the veracity of the incident.

the thing is, how many people would doubt that such a thing WOULD happen with this president?

cheers
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Wow, you are truly a brainwashed dumbass

cruise
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Ironic, you calling davvi brainwashed. Dumb fuck, troll elsewhere...
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Paranoid, much?
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he may have won the election but he knows that it was through fraud and cheating and that he is NOT personally popular regardless of what the media says...
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Obama being re-elected was indeed confusing.
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You can tell Obama must be a genuinely decent human being because look at the nonsense his opponents use because they ain't got anything else!
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Thanks for posting, Valerie Jarret.
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You don't suppose Valerie Jarret is the Groom of the Stool do you?!?!?
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This is BS, he would rather have the American people think of him as needing a royal taster, that his life is under constant threat, than to admit he is Muslim and that as a devout Muslim, shellfish is not on their menu.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 28636149

Any excuse to decline offered food is a good one, but this may have been a reason too.

every where this so-called president goes he thinks he is royal? everywhere he goes he takes his own food prep people.

I am not sure if this is standard or not?
 Quoting: davvi


After we murdered Chavez this way, it seems like a reasonable precaution to me.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35400680


Hell, I´m cautious about the food I eat and I am not even important. Every one would be as cautious if they new how many ways people are being poisoned just by industrial food alone for instance.

A person should also personally distill all their own drinking and cooking water.

And yeah, post Chavez, all VIP's should be careful with food, one of the oldest and principal rules for important people.

One might fault Obama for many things but not this.
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Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
This is BS. Both parties work together toward the mutual goal to destroy the USA, and world.
They need the tool, while playing good cop, bad for cop for the illusion that we have a two party system.

This is just a bs story. Not saying op is posting made up stuff, but op you do know this is propaganda and more confusion.??
 Quoting: natasha77


no i don't know that it is bs or propaganda, i wasn't there and can only take the word of a sitting US senator for the veracity of the incident.

the thing is, how many people would doubt that such a thing WOULD happen with this president?

cheers
 Quoting: davvi


Wow, you are truly a brainwashed dumbass

cruise
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 6422614


what nerve? lolol

This is BS. Both parties work together toward the mutual goal to destroy the USA, and world.
They need the tool, while playing good cop, bad for cop for the illusion that we have a two party system.

This is just a bs story. Not saying op is posting made up stuff, but op you do know this is propaganda and more confusion.??
 Quoting: natasha77


no i don't know that it is bs or propaganda, i wasn't there and can only take the word of a sitting US senator for the veracity of the incident.

the thing is, how many people would doubt that such a thing WOULD happen with this president?

cheers
 Quoting: davvi


Wow, you are truly a brainwashed dumbass

cruise
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Ironic, you calling davvi brainwashed. Dumb fuck, troll elsewhere...
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brainwashed? from an Obama supporter? lol, I don't know whether to be offended or laugh my ass off...

cheers mwalk.
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Where's BRIEF with that watermelon/KFC/basketball animated gif?
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That gif got deleted from the GLP archive, but I think there is a modified one up without the watermelon and KFC.

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That's all I needed...

Obama is a clone from some Egyptian Pharaoh like so many people have said.

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Where's BRIEF with that watermelon/KFC/basketball animated gif?
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brainwashed? from an Obama supporter? lol, I don't know whether to be offended or laugh my ass off...

cheers mwalk.
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I always choose laugh.
It's sort of involuntary.
Watching Obots try to debate is like watching that YouTube video of that cat that keeps jumping out then falling back into a barrel of water. Over and over and over.

lmao
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ok, I choose to laugh on the outside and cry on the inside...

I don't mind stupid people they can't help it, but I have a real problem with people who are willingly ignorant and because they listen to a couple of sound bites from cnn or "the view" and they think they are informed....
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Re: Obama Declines Lunch w/ GOP Senators 'cuz He Didn't Have His Royal Tester There!
lol, here is another take on this story:


Republicans Serve Lobster During Obama Lunch

by Keith Koffler on March 14, 2013, 6:01 pm


Really, nobody in Washington gets it.

Senate Republicans served up a lunch of lobster salad and blueberry pie as they gathered on Capitol Hill Thursday to listen to the newly cuddly President Obama.

The economy’s in the tank, federal workers and others are losing their jobs because of the sequester, and senators are feasting on lobster.

To Obama’s credit, he didn’t eat any, but this is either because he was too busy speaking orpossibly because he has to have a food taster - who perhaps was out with food poisoning or something.


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or was out with food poisoning? lolol....
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My grandfather had a tester. He never trusted any of his kids.


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You must have been one f'ed-up family for your poor grand dad to hire a full time food taster.

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