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Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth

 
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14 pages. There is one proud OP moron in the world today.
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...

You are not a nice person.

I can see you have enjoyed scaring people.
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Personally... fear never entered into the equation for me. I was looking forward to going over the data and looking at it for it's merits. However, much like many Global Warming "scientists," the evidence doesn't stand up to scrutiny. In this case, no evidence was provided. (which also echoes some of the tactics of a few of the "scientists" in their evasion of FOIA requests, despite their work being funded by the taxpayer.)
Raymond Brown (OP)
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03/16/2013 06:18 PM
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Important Update

I have been on the phone to astronomers

This object has picked up speed, it will hit earth within a week

An emergency tv annoucement will be made miday sunday

More to come
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03/16/2013 06:27 PM
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First, why is the OP not telling us everything about
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Sure i can

My name is Professor Herbert Raymond Brown

I was born in Germany in 1943

I am of Austrian descent.

Moved to the UK in the early 60s, studied very courses and graduated in 1970 to the Cambridge University and Oxford University.

I spent time working with the U.S army on several projects, and even worked (and still do from time to time) with the vatican astronomical department.

I am married to my wife Bertha and we have to lovely boys Damien and Lucy

I have always believed in putting other people first
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Ready to go home....or by tomorrow eve, bsflagbsflag
Raymond Brown (OP)
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03/16/2013 06:44 PM
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I have answered everything and provided the data requested Now what??


Do you believe me now... or must i stand on the rooftops with a megafone to tell people.
!!!
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03/16/2013 06:52 PM
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I believe you
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I have answered everything and provided the data requested Now what??


Do you believe me now... or must i stand on the rooftops with a megafone to tell people.
!!!
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What data

Give me a sky map point
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I have answered everything and provided the data requested Now what??


Do you believe me now... or must i stand on the rooftops with a megafone to tell people.
!!!
 Quoting: Raymond Brown 10917219


Lets see who can now some due dilligence on the detail you provided, thank you.
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I have a question, if what you say is true, then why if you have spilled the beans that the government wouldn't go ahead and say something. Tomorrow is saint. Patrick's day? Why would they wait to tell everyone when they are drunk. I know the government and they would wait an hour before or minutes, not a whole week. They aren't going to risk chaos and mass looting. People would lose their mind.
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I have answered everything and provided the data requested Now what??


Do you believe me now... or must i stand on the rooftops with a megafone to tell people.
!!!
 Quoting: Raymond Brown 10917219


Can I have the RA and Dec of the object, please?
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I have answered everything and provided the data requested Now what??


Do you believe me now... or must i stand on the rooftops with a megafone to tell people.
!!!
 Quoting: Raymond Brown 10917219


No but could you come over and suck on my cock for awhile? So I wont be as scared, you could lick around my asshole as well, I like that allot.
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First, why is the OP not telling us everything about
 Quoting: arkay



Sure i can

My name is Professor Herbert Raymond Brown

I was born in Germany in 1943

I am of Austrian descent.

Moved to the UK in the early 60s, studied very courses and graduated in 1970 to the Cambridge University and Oxford University.

I spent time working with the U.S army on several projects, and even worked (and still do from time to time) with the vatican astronomical department.

I am married to my wife Bertha and we have to lovely boys Damien and Lucy

I have always believed in putting other people first
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Just checked. You are not listed in any of those databases. Nor are you on the internet as a published professor. Sorry, professor. Truth be told.
Raymond Brown (OP)
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Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
I have answered everything and provided the data requested Now what??


Do you believe me now... or must i stand on the rooftops with a megafone to tell people.
!!!
 Quoting: Raymond Brown 10917219


No but could you come over and suck on my cock for awhile? So I wont be as scared, you could lick around my asshole as well, I like that allot.
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And with that being said i refuse to comment anymore, due to perverts and harrasement


Goodbye
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03/16/2013 06:58 PM
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Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
Important Update

I have been on the phone to astronomers

This object has picked up speed, it will hit earth within a week

An emergency tv annoucement will be made miday sunday

More to come
 Quoting: Raymond Brown 10917219


How exactly does it "Pick up speed"?
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03/16/2013 06:59 PM
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professor brown, i thought you were wrong, but then i e-mailed my astronomer friend about this, and here's what he told me:

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Much of the speculation about this asteroid and its likely consequence has been sadly misinformed -- indeed, complacent. Let me reiterate some basic facts here.

Fact: this asteroid is *not* a comet.

The astronomers think the asteroid might once have been a moon of Neptune or Uranus, or perhaps it was locked in a stable point in Neptune's orbit, and was then perturbed somehow. But perturbed it was, and now it is on a collision course with Earth.

Fact: the asteroid's impact will *not* be comparable to the Chicxulub impact which caused the extinction of the dinosaurs.

That impact was sufficient to cause mass death, and to alter -- drastically, and for all time -- the course of evolution of life on Earth. But it was caused by an impactor some ten kilometers across. This asteroid is *forty* times as large, and its mass is therefore some *sixty thousand times* as great.

Fact: this asteroid will *not* simply cause a mass extinction event, like Chicxulub.

It will be much worse than that.

The heat pulse will sterilize the land to a depth of fifty meters. Life might survive, but only by being buried deep in caves. We know no way, even in principle, by which a human community could ride out the impact. When the asteroid arrives, everybody will die.

Fact: this asteroid *cannot* be deflected with current technology.

It is possible we could turn aside small bodies -- a few kilometers across, typical of the population of near-Earth asteroids -- with such means as emplaced nuclear charges or thermonuclear rockets. The challenge of deflecting this asteroid is many orders of magnitude greater. Thought experiments on moving such bodes have been proposed, for example, using a series of gravitational assists -- not available in this case -- or using advanced technology such as nanotech von Neumann machines to dismantle and disperse the body. But such technologies are far beyond our current capabilities.

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it seems you are right...but africa is not safe. no place is.
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Hey Raymond. Dorris is over on another conspiracy forum having a breakdown. She says the MIB are after her again. You might want to jump in the Bernardo Vehicle and go rescue her.
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03/16/2013 07:01 PM
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Hey Raymond. Dorris is over on another conspiracy forum having a breakdown. She says the MIB are after her again. You might want to jump in the Bernardo Vehicle and go rescue her.
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Wow, i do not find that funny

You leave my family out of this

Do NOT even go there
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I have answered everything and provided the data requested Now what??


Do you believe me now... or must i stand on the rooftops with a megafone to tell people.
!!!
 Quoting: Raymond Brown 10917219


No but could you come over and suck on my cock for awhile? So I wont be as scared, you could lick around my asshole as well, I like that allot.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35902674


And with that being said i refuse to comment anymore, due to perverts and harrasement


Goodbye
 Quoting: Raymond Brown 10917219


Everyone can thank me later! OP let me know if you change your mind. Im still pretty nervouse.
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still lol ing!
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HAB, the HAB Theory. Nice choice of name. Except in the book wasn't it Hugh Auchinless Brown or some such?


Your "name" I think gives you away OP.
Raymond Brown (OP)
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I have answered everything and provided the data requested Now what??


Do you believe me now... or must i stand on the rooftops with a megafone to tell people.
!!!
 Quoting: Raymond Brown 10917219


Can I have the RA and Dec of the object, please?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 74444



These will be provided during the official world broadcast, they wil be made available for any astronomers to view.
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These will be provided during the official world broadcast, they wil be made available for any astronomers to view.
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did you see the e-mail from my astronomer friend, professor?
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Raymond I am sorry!


I thought all you german scientists were queer dildo freeks. My bad.
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Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
Important Update

I have been on the phone to astronomers

This object has picked up speed, it will hit earth within a week

An emergency tv annoucement will be made miday sunday

More to come
 Quoting: Raymond Brown 10917219


How exactly does it "Pick up speed"?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35154362


Well?
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These will be provided during the official world broadcast, they wil be made available for any astronomers to view.
 Quoting: Raymond Brown 10917219


did you see the e-mail from my astronomer friend, professor?
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Yes, i am a senior professor and scientist, at a top level and i have access to this sort of information
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First, why is the OP not telling us everything about
 Quoting: arkay



Sure i can

My name is Professor Herbert Raymond Brown

I was born in Germany in 1943

I am of Austrian descent.

Moved to the UK in the early 60s, studied very courses and graduated in 1970 to the Cambridge University and Oxford University.

I spent time working with the U.S army on several projects, and even worked (and still do from time to time) with the vatican astronomical department.

I am married to my wife Bertha and we have to lovely boys Damien and Lucy

I have always believed in putting other people first
 Quoting: Raymond Brown 10917219


Delusions of gradeur, I believe....


Grandiose delusions (GD) or delusions of grandeur is principally a subtype of delusional disorder that occurs in patients suffering from a wide range of mental illnesses, including two-thirds of patients in manic state of bipolar disorder, half of those with schizophrenia and a substantial portion of those with substance abuse disorders.[1][2] GDs are characterized by fantastical beliefs that one is famous, omnipotent, wealthy, or otherwise very powerful. The delusions are generally fantastic and typically have a supernatural, science-fictional, or religious theme.
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These will be provided during the official world broadcast, they wil be made available for any astronomers to view.
 Quoting: Raymond Brown 10917219


did you see the e-mail from my astronomer friend, professor?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33173328


Yes, i am a senior professor and scientist, at a top level and i have access to this sort of information
 Quoting: Raymond Brown 10917219


More delusions of grandeur.
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First, why is the OP not telling us everything about
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Sure i can

My name is Professor Herbert Raymond Brown

I was born in Germany in 1943

I am of Austrian descent.

Moved to the UK in the early 60s, studied very courses and graduated in 1970 to the Cambridge University and Oxford University.

I spent time working with the U.S army on several projects, and even worked (and still do from time to time) with the vatican astronomical department.

I am married to my wife Bertha and we have to lovely boys Damien and Lucy

I have always believed in putting other people first
 Quoting: Raymond Brown 10917219


bump
Delusions of gradeur, I believe....


Grandiose delusions (GD) or delusions of grandeur is principally a subtype of delusional disorder that occurs in patients suffering from a wide range of mental illnesses, including two-thirds of patients in manic state of bipolar disorder, half of those with schizophrenia and a substantial portion of those with substance abuse disorders.[1][2] GDs are characterized by fantastical beliefs that one is famous, omnipotent, wealthy, or otherwise very powerful. The delusions are generally fantastic and typically have a supernatural, science-fictional, or religious theme.
 Quoting: abeliever

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