Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 2,675 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 23,006
Pageviews Today: 31,342Threads Today: 8Posts Today: 152
12:13 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth

 
stormer

User ID: 35713162
South Africa
03/18/2013 01:28 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
stupthrd
Emancipate yourselves from mental slavery - Bob Marley
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 19009045
Finland
03/18/2013 01:29 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
Heinerich Schnitzel.... supposed to be a german name?

Heinerich would be a surname. Heinrich is a boys name.

The name "heinrich Schnitzel" is used quiet often in germany as a joke name.

BTW, thats a schnitzel: [link to www.google.de (secure)]

Well, your astoroid looking similar to the pics?

Or do you mean this Dr. Heinich Schnitzel:
Thread: HAARP to set off huge earthquake in 2 hours! VACATE LONDON NOW!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35884204


This.

It's like getting your medical advice from Dr Major Quackery.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 34527214
Australia
03/18/2013 01:30 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
I dont GIVE a fuck.

As long as we all DIE!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34527214 (Australia)


That's very destructive, not only of outward things but of the very self. People need self-confidence, and to find out things in their own way, because really, the universal divine self stands in the same place as the personal self - what we thing of as I, and it is only when the personal self is purified and rendered responsive to the inner self, can we know what the universal self is really like.

When the real self extends into all that we see, can there really be war?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20717298


Yeah so?

There comes a time when life must end.

There comes a time when it becomes pointless.

That time has been reached in our current civilization.

Its time we checked the fuck OUT!

let some decent species take over.

We messed our chance up.

The last century alone is proof of that.

Death to us all..its what we all strive so hard for anyway.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 35140855
United Kingdom
03/18/2013 01:32 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
[link to nthmp.tsunami.gov]
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 35140855
United Kingdom
03/18/2013 01:45 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
[link to www.youtube.com]
Dr. AstroModerator
Forum Moderator

User ID: 4211721
United States
03/18/2013 01:53 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35140855





astrobanner2
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1636023
New Zealand
03/18/2013 02:08 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
"will hit canada or mexico" but not america? lol you're a moron
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 20717298
Australia
03/18/2013 02:10 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
Hello again. so you believed that the meteor this Brown and the Anonymous are the same despite the impact location difference? AC said Atlantic Ocean and Brown said Canada or Mexico. Or it's just really hard to calculate accurate data in certain astronomical objects? Or either AC or Brown or both of them were untruthful? I don't know you though but i'm quiet sure you're someone who deeply thinks and cautious of certain information that why i'm wondering how you see this DA2013CL2 thing as factual.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25291815


The AC said the Atlantic Ocean, but didn't give a latitude. Professor brown said Mexico or Canada, but then clarified it as Mexico. So we know, now, an approximate latitude. Professor Brown on this thread (pg14), said he had just received word that the speed of the asteroid had increased.

What does that mean? The earth turns West to East. So any increase in speed of the asteroid means that it will come in a little earlier, and so at a point more West. If Mexico was the first prediction, then more west could put the asteroid into the Pacific Ocean (Randy in Gunnison:3 dreams).

So according to any change in speed, or refinement of their calculations, the projected impact site will differ. If it does impact. It's curious though that three people in positions to know, from three different countries (United States, Great Britain and Belgium) all say the same thing: it will land.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 20717298
Australia
03/18/2013 02:22 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
I think I goofed that... Any earlier and a point more east will be the impact site, which means from Mexico into the Atlantic Ocean.. So both are right... The AC into the Atlantic Ocean and Professor Brown into Mexico..

Faster will put it into the Atlantic Ocean.
Dr. AstroModerator
Forum Moderator

User ID: 33360181
United States
03/18/2013 02:26 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
I don't know you though but i'm quiet sure you're someone who deeply thinks and cautious of certain information that why i'm wondering how you see this DA2013CL2 thing as factual.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25291815


Brown is a repeat hoaxer on this site. As for 2013 CL2 (the DA part is bullshit)...
just spotted this
[link to www.hohmanntransfer.com]
think it might of been this one which is no where near us
 Quoting: djkush


Actually it's probably a malformed naming of this asteroid:
[link to www.minorplanetcenter.net]
It's an asteroid that was seen briefly for two days by Pan-STARRS but was lost due to a lack of follow-up observations. It's a main belt asteroid whose orbit is just inside the orbit of mars at perihelion, but nowhere near our orbit (earth MOID of .39 AU). Since it's just a main belt asteroid and not an earth crossing asteroid or near approaching asteroid it's not as high of a priority for follow-up observations and because of that it was lost. Minor planet center doesn't even bother to calculate an orbit for it, but I did using the astrometric data.
[link to 2005yu55.jimdo.com]
Here's what that orbit looks like (it's the red line):
[link to img194.imageshack.us]
Sadly, the work I put into researching and creating this post just now was probably considerably more than that invested by the person who created this hoax in the first place.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro

astrobanner2
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 25291815
03/18/2013 02:26 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
The AC said the Atlantic Ocean, but didn't give a latitude. Professor brown said Mexico or Canada, but then clarified it as Mexico. So we know, now, an approximate latitude. Professor Brown on this thread (pg14), said he had just received word that the speed of the asteroid had increased.

What does that mean? The earth turns West to East. So any increase in speed of the asteroid means that it will come in a little earlier, and so at a point more West. If Mexico was the first prediction, then more west could put the asteroid into the Pacific Ocean (Randy in Gunnison:3 dreams).

So according to any change in speed, or refinement of their calculations, the projected impact site will differ. If it does impact. It's curious though that three people in positions to know, from three different countries (United States, Great Britain and Belgium) all say the same thing: it will land.


thank you. actually im no astronomy girl and all this time i thought there's some kind of program or something that accurately calculates all necessary data of whatever kind of space object there is. well it's a good feeling i'm off of this baseless assumption but in exchange, i can't do anything to convince the majority to believe this so-called shit by them and to save thousand lives therefore. but whatever happens, im 90+% sure this DA2013CL2 is factual, though unfortunately, time will tell if it really exists. and then i'll be sad.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 34527214
Australia
03/18/2013 02:29 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
The AC said the Atlantic Ocean, but didn't give a latitude. Professor brown said Mexico or Canada, but then clarified it as Mexico. So we know, now, an approximate latitude. Professor Brown on this thread (pg14), said he had just received word that the speed of the asteroid had increased.

What does that mean? The earth turns West to East. So any increase in speed of the asteroid means that it will come in a little earlier, and so at a point more West. If Mexico was the first prediction, then more west could put the asteroid into the Pacific Ocean (Randy in Gunnison:3 dreams).

So according to any change in speed, or refinement of their calculations, the projected impact site will differ. If it does impact. It's curious though that three people in positions to know, from three different countries (United States, Great Britain and Belgium) all say the same thing: it will land.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25291815


thank you. actually im no astronomy girl and all this time i thought there's some kind of program or something that accurately calculates all necessary data of whatever kind of space object there is. well it's a good feeling i'm off of this baseless assumption but in exchange, i can't do anything to convince the majority to believe this so-called shit by them and to save thousand lives therefore. but whatever happens, im 90+% sure this DA2013CL2 is factual, though unfortunately, time will tell if it really exists. and then i'll be sad.


How the fuck does an asteroid INCRESA in speed?

Thats about as loony as saying its slowed down.

BOTH would require thrust to accomplish.

Has this asteroid got thrusters on it??
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 34527214
Australia
03/18/2013 02:30 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
How the fuck does an asteroid INCREASE in speed?

Thats about as loony as saying its slowed down.

BOTH would require thrust to accomplish.

Has this asteroid got thrusters on it??
Dr. AstroModerator
Forum Moderator

User ID: 33360181
United States
03/18/2013 02:39 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
How the fuck does an asteroid INCREASE in speed?

Thats about as loony as saying its slowed down.

BOTH would require thrust to accomplish.

Has this asteroid got thrusters on it??

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34527214

The change in an asteroid's velocity in orbit depends on the eccentricity of the orbit. Orbiting objects subtend equal areas in equal time (Kepler's second law of orbital motion), so at perihelion they travel faster than they do at aphelion. That said, 2013 Cl2 is just a main belt asteroid that doesn't come close to earth.
astrobanner2
Dr. AstroModerator
Forum Moderator

User ID: 33360181
United States
03/18/2013 02:40 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
why did tbar1984 stop making videos?
 Quoting: NewThor


I wish I knew, I haven't heard from him in months. Hope he's ok.
astrobanner2
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 25291815
03/18/2013 02:40 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
I think I goofed that... Any earlier and a point more east will be the impact site, which means from Mexico into the Atlantic Ocean.. So both are right... The AC into the Atlantic Ocean and Professor Brown into Mexico..

Faster will put it into the Atlantic Ocean.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20717298


hoping it's Mexico. lesser casualty if it lands on land. well, i don't know if you're open to other things too but a thread here mentioned of march 13 as a global event. then spot on he's dream was right. he also mentioned march 25 , but who knows, maybe it's coincidence. but this proxy AC who talked DA2013CL2 said the same date march 25. i took serious that date since then.
anyways whether these are fact or fiction i can't do anything. only benefit is lesser panic when that happens.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 20717298
Australia
03/18/2013 02:50 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
I don't know you though but i'm quiet sure you're someone who deeply thinks and cautious of certain information that why i'm wondering how you see this DA2013CL2 thing as factual.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25291815


Brown is a repeat hoaxer on this site. As for 2013 CL2 (the DA part is bullshit)...
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


You dropped yourself into this one, Dr Astro.

D is not bullshit. It's a classification an asteroid.

DA is a D-class asteroid.

[link to astro.wsu.edu]
(scroll down to 'Asteroid Classification')

See also pg6.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 25291815
03/18/2013 02:54 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
How the fuck does an asteroid INCREASE in speed?

Thats about as loony as saying its slowed down.

BOTH would require thrust to accomplish.

Has this asteroid got thrusters on it??

 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34527214


How the fuck does an asteroid INCREASE in speed?
im nearly ignorant of physics and astronomy but why not would that be? the fact that earth-based sciences are nearly a grain out of a wheat field would not except the probability that an asteroid can increase its speed. well as correctly as i remember, there's a certain point in oort cloud that disrupts and increases frequently the speed of these objects.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 20717298
Australia
03/18/2013 02:57 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
How the fuck does an asteroid INCREASE in speed?

Thats about as loony as saying its slowed down.

BOTH would require thrust to accomplish.

Has this asteroid got thrusters on it??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34527214



"Thrust", or gravity, perhaps.. Maybe even magnetic fields influence the course of an asteroid.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 20717298
Australia
03/18/2013 03:00 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
... only benefit is lesser panic when that happens.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25291815


Yes, I agree, and thanks for your comment.
Dr. AstroModerator
Forum Moderator

User ID: 33360181
United States
03/18/2013 03:13 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
I don't know you though but i'm quiet sure you're someone who deeply thinks and cautious of certain information that why i'm wondering how you see this DA2013CL2 thing as factual.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25291815


Brown is a repeat hoaxer on this site. As for 2013 CL2 (the DA part is bullshit)...
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


You dropped yourself into this one, Dr Astro.

D is not bullshit. It's a classification an asteroid.

DA is a D-class asteroid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20717298

No, DA is bullshit added onto the front of the name of the asteroid to try to make it look more like the famous 2012 DA14 asteroid. Provisional names do not involve tacking the classification of the asteroid onto the front of the name like that, and "DA" is not a classification. D is. DA is nonsense.
astrobanner2
Dr. AstroModerator
Forum Moderator

User ID: 33360181
United States
03/18/2013 03:14 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
How the fuck does an asteroid INCREASE in speed?

Thats about as loony as saying its slowed down.

BOTH would require thrust to accomplish.

Has this asteroid got thrusters on it??
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 34527214



"Thrust", or gravity, perhaps.. Maybe even magnetic fields influence the course of an asteroid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20717298


Hello?
[link to www.godlikeproductions.com]
astrobanner2
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 36357344
Portugal
03/18/2013 03:43 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
Hey OP... Get the fuck up of your bed pls and

go to the fecking tv station ...


jokin


Dr... What the Hell

sudenly Earthis crazy

all this doom of money

ciprus money robery

russia sending troops

Siria massacres

planes crashing

new Pope

chaves deadt

sun eruptions

cosmic blasts


and the lis goes on


we have a comet... passing trough Israel during Obama visit


We having the new pope saiyng ... we need a new World Order



and we have this...

secret services triyng to distract us with this...
false criminal flag operation

wich shok People with small babies even!!!


A new Light arrived
and still is

M-E-H

User ID: 35704353
United States
03/18/2013 03:48 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
I don't know you though but i'm quiet sure you're someone who deeply thinks and cautious of certain information that why i'm wondering how you see this DA2013CL2 thing as factual.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 25291815


Brown is a repeat hoaxer on this site. As for 2013 CL2 (the DA part is bullshit)...
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


You dropped yourself into this one, Dr Astro.

D is not bullshit. It's a classification an asteroid.

DA is a D-class asteroid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20717298

No, DA is bullshit added onto the front of the name of the asteroid to try to make it look more like the famous 2012 DA14 asteroid. Provisional names do not involve tacking the classification of the asteroid onto the front of the name like that, and "DA" is not a classification. D is. DA is nonsense.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


I believe that DA stands for Dr. Astro, since AC created the thread and then moved it over to Brown's thread when AC wasn't getting any bites. AC stated that it was an April Fools day joke for Dr. Astro, which Dr. Astro figured out too quickly(according to AC).

I think I have that all right, although I may have conflated two AC threads. Regardless, all the work Dr. Astro did ended up being for the April Fools Day prank. He hasn't done any work on the Ray Brown thread, since he is yet to provide any data or evidence for anyone to work with.

M.E.H.

Ps. I'm not the AC 4/1 prankster. My math Kung Fu is not up to the challenge.

Update:
Sorry, I made a mistake. There was no connection between this named body and the Dr. Astro hoax. The hoax was a posting with orbital elements. DA2013CL2 has been around and I'm currently researching it myself.

Didn't want to leave this out there to mess up other researchers.

M.E.H.

Last Edited by M-E-H on 03/19/2013 02:50 PM
GLP Effect = Doom watched is Doom averted
GLP Side-Effects = It's never as Doomy as it seems and it's never Doomy enough

My goal is to become a Tard in as many subjects as possible. The world needs more Generalists.

Dedicated practitioner of the Woo arts and researcher of Overunity "science".
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 36411435
Portugal
03/18/2013 04:48 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
where is the OP?
Dr. AstroModerator
Forum Moderator

User ID: 33360181
United States
03/18/2013 04:57 AM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
...


Brown is a repeat hoaxer on this site. As for 2013 CL2 (the DA part is bullshit)...
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


You dropped yourself into this one, Dr Astro.

D is not bullshit. It's a classification an asteroid.

DA is a D-class asteroid.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 20717298

No, DA is bullshit added onto the front of the name of the asteroid to try to make it look more like the famous 2012 DA14 asteroid. Provisional names do not involve tacking the classification of the asteroid onto the front of the name like that, and "DA" is not a classification. D is. DA is nonsense.
 Quoting: Dr. Astro


I believe that DA stands for Dr. Astro, since AC created the thread and then moved it over to Brown's thread when AC wasn't getting any bites. AC stated that it was an April Fools day joke for Dr. Astro, which Dr. Astro figured out too quickly(according to AC).
 Quoting: M-E-H

Ah, interesting notion, I hadn't considered that one.
astrobanner2
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 36157640
Canada
03/18/2013 05:30 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
Where's OP?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 36411435
Portugal
03/18/2013 05:31 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
OP can you update us?
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 682255
United States
03/18/2013 05:40 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
"will hit canada or mexico" but not america? lol you're a moron
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1636023


That's the first thing I thought. Canada or Mexico?? How can you exclude the US from such a large margin of error??

OP's made up story would have sounded better had he stated, "...trajectory calculations suggest a strike on or near the North American continent..."

That would have sounded a bit more convincing!
Raymond Brown (OP)
User ID: 10917219
United Kingdom
03/18/2013 06:02 AM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
In less than three hours, the annoucement will be made on U.S television

Exactly miday New York time

I can not begin to state how full of sorrow i am right now.

I am making final preparations to fly to Africa, we will be picking up family and friends along the way.

News