Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth

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Cram it troll, you presented no evidence of any kind. I could construct a better hoax than this in my sleep. The only thing this thread has done is illustrate how gullible and idiotic some people on GLP really are.

******* HOLY SHITBALS ********

Is this thing still going?

EVERYONE, I am the original orbital elements hoaxer!

I was reading this stupid thread when I saw Dr Astro's post about how no one ever posts evidence or orbital eements.

I was boared in palm springs and decided to build orbital elements for two fake asteroids.

And at the same time make it an April Fools joke.

I made the first asteroid look very rudementary.

The second a litte more elaborate but with a messed up epoch. If you ran the elements with the jan 1st 2000 epoch (which i gave) you would see it cross earth's orbit april 1st.

If he had instead plugged in the epoch of mar 25 you would have seen an impact half way between brazil and africa at 2015zulu. That was the closest I could get it to the atlantic ocean on Mar 25th.

There is no fucking asteroid! I hijacked Raymond's thread because NO ONE saw my original bait thread "those who know...know"

Crikey. Raymond is a troll! I was hoaxing!

There is no asteroid. Welcome to the Aglp soap opera!

******* HOLY SHITBALS ********

Is this thing still going?

EVERYONE, I am the original orbital elements hoaxer!

I was reading this stupid thread when I saw Dr Astro's post about how no one ever posts evidence or orbital eements.

I was boared in palm springs and decided to build orbital elements for two fake asteroids.

And at the same time make it an April Fools joke.

I made the first asteroid look very rudementary.

The second a litte more elaborate but with a messed up epoch. If you ran the elements with the jan 1st 2000 epoch (which i gave) you would see it cross earth's orbit april 1st.

If he had instead plugged in the epoch of mar 25 you would have seen an impact half way between brazil and africa at 2015zulu. That was the closest I could get it to the atlantic ocean on Mar 25th.

There is no fucking asteroid! I hijacked Raymond's thread because NO ONE saw my original bait thread "those who know...know"

Crikey. Raymond is a troll! I was hoaxing!

There is no asteroid. Welcome to the Aglp soap opera!

Here is my hypostasis...

USA fed Gov. is broke.
NASA WANTS more MONEY...
They collaborate to create a story
Raymond and his doom day scenario is pushed..
They collaborate in a public meeting
They continue to bloviate the story for the sheeple.
They know dam well that conspiracy sites will do the deed
Everyone is pushing the story
PRESTO...they got attention and they can give TAX money to NASA so they can protect us all....
NO QUESTIONS ASKED AND RE_ELE-CTIONS ASSURED
Pretty good plan...don't you think????

Dr. Raymond brown is risking his life to tell us about this thing! We need more scientist to come out and speak... They can't all be abducted or murdered by now? Can they?

Dr. Raymond brown is risking his life to tell us about this thing! We need more scientist to come out and speak... They can't all be abducted or murdered by now? Can they?

Op....

Did you drink paint when you were a child??

This coming sunday a few minutes after miday UK time, the object will hit.

I am heading for the station soon, i must get to manchester

My name is Raymond i am a scientist working for various astronomy departments around the world, both public sectors and private sectors. I am not a conspiracy theorist, i am not one of those convinced that `the moon landing was faked` or `2012 nibiru would hit earth`. I look at facts.
However, a few weeks ago,an asteroid 18 meters wide exploded 40 miles above a Russian town, do you know what it would have done if it hit earth? It would have killed many thousands. The shockwaves of the explosion were recorded across the world thousands of miles away. This isnt a theory or assumption these are facts.

Now this is what we have seen. The asteroid was part of a large body of similar objects coming in from the asteroid belt. There is one which we have not detected until now, because a/ we could not determine its exact projected path and b/ we did not want to scare people.
Exactly 2 hours later the faxes came through from our U.S observatory.

This object, half a mile wide is heading for earth and will hit Canada or Mexico in the next 14 days. Exact time and day will be added here later. This will be an extinction level event. The blast itself will kill millions, and the rest of the living beings will be erased within a matter of motnhs

Even when i heard the news i did not believe it. I insisted on seeing a copy, and asked them to recalculate everything. The calculations were sadly correct.

So here i am, to tel you all that these final days are ones to be embraced. Tell the ones around you that you love them, pray to whichever God or higher faith you believe in. Please make ammends with enemies, and spread the love and warmth.

I am sorry. I really am.

Raymond here!

I am alive...

i had to fake my death because the men in black were after me, they ransacked my house, they took my car, they left nothing but the clothes on my back and my hat.

I needed to get rid of them.

Now that they are off my back, i will make the journey to manchester to the bbc office today, and this should be annouced on all the major stations today.

Thanks to all those who believed in me, your support means the world to me.

It is not too late, there is still time.

Dr Raymond Brown

Let it die, son. It's had a good life, just let it die.

Its getting boring. neverending story.....

Why dont you shut up, my name is Dr Raymond Brown and i am a dr, how dare you doubt me.

I am determained to get to manchester today, i will appear on tv before the world

and THEN you will know that i am teling the truth

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