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Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth

 
Children of the Atom

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Sorry for the delay in replying

I have been gathering data to upload and show you, both photo and document form.

I can not urge you enough to warn your loved ones tell them you love them
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Warn them to do what?
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He doesn't have anything but 10 year old insults and a few cut outs from a 50's nude magazine.
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He is not scaring


His talking true he believes in

altought


we have Alien tecnology involved on this


has weve seen in Russia 2 weeks a go


so


what can we expect!!!???
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We don't have alien technology, my goodness. If it is alien it is unknown, if it is known, it is no longer alien.

Get a grip.
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they say in the russian event 2 weeks ago... the galactic federation ships ... intercepted it ... prior arriving


this i meant
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My name is Raymond i am a scientist working for various astronomy departments around the world, both public sectors and private sectors. I am not a conspiracy theorist, i am not one of those convinced that `the moon landing was faked` or `2012 nibiru would hit earth`. I look at facts.
However, a few weeks ago,an asteroid 18 meters wide exploded 40 miles above a Russian town, do you know what it would have done if it hit earth? It would have killed many thousands. The shockwaves of the explosion were recorded across the world thousands of miles away. This isnt a theory or assumption these are facts.

Now this is what we have seen. The asteroid was part of a large body of similar objects coming in from the asteroid belt. There is one which we have not detected until now, because a/ we could not determine its exact projected path and b/ we did not want to scare people.
Exactly 2 hours later the faxes came through from our U.S observatory.

This object, half a mile wide is heading for earth and will hit Canada or Mexico in the next 14 days. Exact time and day will be added here later. This will be an extinction level event. The blast itself will kill millions, and the rest of the living beings will be erased within a matter of motnhs

Even when i heard the news i did not believe it. I insisted on seeing a copy, and asked them to recalculate everything. The calculations were sadly correct.

So here i am, to tel you all that these final days are ones to be embraced. Tell the ones around you that you love them, pray to whichever God or higher faith you believe in. Please make ammends with enemies, and spread the love and warmth.

I am sorry. I really am.
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Worst roleplay ever!
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Only if from IsrraeliZion secret services!!!!
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For the benefit of the good people amongst humanity, there is one area of earth which wont be affected as much

The african mountains will be safe and i urge all of you to take your loved ones there as soon as possible.

The rest of earth will be wiped out by the metorite.

For those who have said it wont do that much damage yes it will
The shock and blast itself will kill millions.

The tsunamis and earthquakes around the world will themselves wipe out millions.

This is a very serious and real event, and it absolutly disgusts me that you are not taking this seriously.

In fact, you know what... when you see the asteroid above earth ready to hit, and you shout `why werent we warned` YOU ONLY HAVE YOURSELVES TO BLAME!


Now i have provided a lot of quality data, backed up, showing this object and if you still are not prepared to believe it, that is YOUR problem!
 Quoting: Raymond Brown 10917219


Which African mountains? Trying to save humanity by being vague. Why not Russian mountains since they are so interior and away from the impact?

This is the worst roleplay.
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Here's your answer, Sungaze At Dawn, pg 15. There are other asteroids coming first

Well i've divulged the entire scenario I'm not sure there is anything left to say.

Other that in 3 days time you will experience other "lesser" meteors.

And your world leader will start to vanish.. as if by accidental death , resignations, and so on.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1296389 The asteroid they aren't telling you about, Thread: The asteroid they aren't telling you about



I don't know about it being so big as 40 X Chicxulub, but we will survive it, because there's more to do on this planet before it switches density and becomes a less dense planet.

Our consciousness has helped to make this planet what it is - more dense, and cause the life-forms to struggle more severely, and it is our consciousness that will help to raise this planet out of this density, and into a lighter kinder density of matter.

Consciousness, or conscience, is the creative force, and we are linked not only to ourselves but to what's coming as well.
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1 0 xxxxxxxx 13 84.73904925 0.00000000 xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx 0 06
2 0 0.005000 0.000000 9547277 86.28600 1.258897 0.000071006 02

Next one in T - 9 days
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And here is the one for Mar 25. Enjoy.
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Here even:

1 0 xxxxxxxx 0 1.49925925 0.00000000 xxxxxxxx xxxxxxxx 0 07

2 0 359.8500 5.038200 9573872 93.55500 255.2880 0.000060689 07
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 23828900


astromut plz tell me that these are the orbital elements.Use your software and tell us.
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LOL! They're orbital elements alright... for an earth orbiting object. It's in two line element format, which is used exclusively for earth orbiting satellites, not asteroids. Only an idiot would try to describe the orbit of an asteroid using that format. He completely fucked it up too. The epoch number he gives in the first line is either nonsensical or simply missing numbers. For instance, the first set he gives does have an epoch set on March 25th IF you assume that the gap in the epoch number is supposed to be a 0. The second set he gives the epoch number is just nonsense. There's no number for the year and the day is 1.49925925, so in other words it's supposed to be halfway through the first day of the year, NOT March 25th as he claimed. He doesn't seem to know what he's doing at all.

For the record, I integrated his first set of orbital elements over the course of a year. It's a highly elliptical orbit (eccentricity 0.9547277) with a large semi-major axis (158332826.847 km) and as such it is unstable and breaks free of earth. It started out orbiting earth but the gravity of the sun and planets dominates its trajectory over earth's gravity. Even after a year from today the object described by that orbit still does not hit us and in fact it's far from earth by that time. Its orbit has a MOID in excess of 7 LD a year from today. I'll do a video about it later.

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[link to weeklyworldnews.com]

we should ask astro about this, the link that was posted on the last page did not work through glp for me, I had to type it in
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[link to weeklyworldnews.com]

we should ask astro about this, the link that was posted on the last page did not work through glp for me, I had to type it in
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More bullshit from someone who doesn't know what they're talking about. 2014 AZ5 indicates the object was discovered in 2014. Think about that for a minute.
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so

this is the secret services triyng to make us Nuts yhee???
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This OP should be banned. Do you realize that one poster said he was "going to end it all tonight" and the OP thanked him !!!!!

This isn't even funny anymore. OP obviously has serious mental issues. I hope that poster was kidding.
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Thank you again ASTRO
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so

this is the secret services triyng to make us Nuts yhee???
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No, it's just an idiot hoaxer who doesn't know what he's talking about.
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so

this is the secret services triyng to make us Nuts yhee???
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No, it's just an idiot hoaxer who doesn't know what he's talking about.
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He's a bit more than that he is one who feeds off of creating fear.

Look at the names he gives as his children.

Just a sign of the times.
Farewell American Samoa, the "last stop of today and just a stones throw from tomorrow"and with that said and done I stood up, standing at the end of the day and walked boldly onward into tomorrow and to the given day of rest.
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bollocks
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Important Update

I have been on the phone to astronomers

This object has picked up speed, it will hit earth within a week

An emergency tv annoucement will be made miday sunday

More to come
 Quoting: Raymond Brown 10917219


bumpbump for today. Let's see if there's a newscast
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professor brown, i thought you were wrong, but then i e-mailed my astronomer friend about this, and here's what he told me:

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Much of the speculation about this asteroid and its likely consequence has been sadly misinformed -- indeed, complacent. Let me reiterate some basic facts here.

Fact: this asteroid is *not* a comet.

The astronomers think the asteroid might once have been a moon of Neptune or Uranus, or perhaps it was locked in a stable point in Neptune's orbit, and was then perturbed somehow. But perturbed it was, and now it is on a collision course with Earth.

Fact: the asteroid's impact will *not* be comparable to the Chicxulub impact which caused the extinction of the dinosaurs.

That impact was sufficient to cause mass death, and to alter -- drastically, and for all time -- the course of evolution of life on Earth. But it was caused by an impactor some ten kilometers across. This asteroid is *forty* times as large, and its mass is therefore some *sixty thousand times* as great.

Fact: this asteroid will *not* simply cause a mass extinction event, like Chicxulub.

It will be much worse than that.

The heat pulse will sterilize the land to a depth of fifty meters. Life might survive, but only by being buried deep in caves. We know no way, even in principle, by which a human community could ride out the impact. When the asteroid arrives, everybody will die.

Fact: this asteroid *cannot* be deflected with current technology.

It is possible we could turn aside small bodies -- a few kilometers across, typical of the population of near-Earth asteroids -- with such means as emplaced nuclear charges or thermonuclear rockets. The challenge of deflecting this asteroid is many orders of magnitude greater. Thought experiments on moving such bodes have been proposed, for example, using a series of gravitational assists -- not available in this case -- or using advanced technology such as nanotech von Neumann machines to dismantle and disperse the body. But such technologies are far beyond our current capabilities.

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it seems you are right...but africa is not safe. no place is.
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Plausible
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Important Update

I have been on the phone to astronomers

This object has picked up speed, it will hit earth within a week

An emergency tv annoucement will be made miday sunday

More to come
 Quoting: Raymond Brown 10917219


bumpbump for today. Let's see if there's a newscast
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The orbital elements given don't even describe an earth impacting orbit, even when taking into account the gravity of the other planets in the solar system. In fact, earth's gravity can't even hold onto it. It never hits earth and it never gets closer than a million kilometers for the next few decades at least. I just recorded a video about this and it is saving right now. I'll post it once it's uploaded.
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And Donnie Gillson is posting this (quoting OP) on his FB page riling people up.

facepalm2
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[link to weeklyworldnews.com]
we should ask astro about this, the link that was posted on the last page did not work through glp for me, I had to type it in
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 8683597

It's from Weekly World News The World's Only Reliable News.
They can honestly say that because they never report news, only joke stories.
Just look at some of the headlines.
book

so

this is the secret services triyng to make us Nuts yhee???
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Just another internet troll.
Some people have real weird ideas on how to entertain themselves.
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Hi! My name is Halcyon Dayz and I'm addicted to morans.
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And Donnie Gillson is posting this (quoting OP) on his FB page riling people up.

facepalm2
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Wow, even for him that's just... unbelievable. Once this video is done saving I'd love to see him try to explain the interesting problems with the posted orbital elements.
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More bullshit from someone who doesn't know what they're talking about. 2014 AZ5 indicates the object was discovered in 2014. Think about that for a minute.
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Nah, maybe he is a friend of Ed Dames and together they are holding hands and remote viewing the future.

No mystery, mate! Problem solved :)
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Well it is a new day

Today we will have the exact measurements and bearings of the object

All i ask is that you start the move to the pre-noted safe area before the annoucement is made on teleivision because there will be a mass rush once this occurs, there will not be a single flight avsilable.

Please act wisely, think of your loved ones.
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Re: Scientist confirms extinction event asteroid to hit earth
More bullshit from someone who doesn't know what they're talking about. 2014 AZ5 indicates the object was discovered in 2014. Think about that for a minute.
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Nah, maybe he is a friend of Ed Dames and together they are holding hands and remote viewing the future.

No mystery, mate! Problem solved :)
 Quoting: Pathaka


The claim in the article was that it could hit earth early this year unless deflected... so if it's not discovered until 2014? Durrr.

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I, too am a scientist working for various Kmarts and Discount drug stores.

I confirm what was said here by the OP.

We scientists have named it Dildo25a since the meteor is shaped like a dildo and it is going to fuck us.

Jiggle your beans and tug your sprout and hug your local tavern.

Prayer to your higher bag of chips or your chip dip of choice.

Call your family and let them know how crazy you are and now is the time to pick that last booger that has been hardening in your nose for two weeks.

We predict this will happen within the next 2.7 million years.
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here we go again. just a bit of info to share.
DA2013cl2 as he is calling it, look here [link to www.hohmanntransfer.com]
and make your own minds up, think he might be trying to make it this one. if so no where near us or any time soon
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Well it is a new day

Today we will have the exact measurements and bearings of the object

All i ask is that you start the move to the pre-noted safe area before the annoucement is made on teleivision because there will be a mass rush once this occurs, there will not be a single flight avsilable.

Please act wisely, think of your loved ones.
 Quoting: Raymond Brown 10917219


stfu
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Okay we have a name for the asteroid

It will be called the Schnitzel313

the 1-3-13 to do with the date it was discovered
schnitzel is the surname of the scientist who discovered the object

More updates to come throughout the ay
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`` day sorry about the mistype, i am going through a lot of stress right now
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Well it is a new day

Today we will have the exact measurements and bearings of the object

All i ask is that you start the move to the pre-noted safe area before the annoucement is made on teleivision because there will be a mass rush once this occurs, there will not be a single flight avsilable.

Please act wisely, think of your loved ones.
 Quoting: Raymond Brown 10917219



OP are you going tomorrow to TV?
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Okay we have a name for the asteroid

It will be called the Schnitzel313

the 1-3-13 to do with the date it was discovered
schnitzel is the surname of the scientist who discovered the object

More updates to come throughout the ay
 Quoting: Raymond Brown 10917219


Schnitzel as in Bernard Schnitzel OP your the ultimate troll





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