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ChristTards...
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He's right about one thing though, militant atheists use false info to bash christianity all the time.
If it weren't for christianity, you would have no identity. Sad!
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He's right about one thing though, militant atheists use false info to bash christianity all the time.
If it weren't for christianity, you would have no identity. Sad!
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Yes, Archaeology, Physics, Paleontology & Chemistry provide false data...

Scientists are just pulling a massive Hoax on Christians to fuck with them.

norespect
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He's right about one thing though, militant atheists use false info to bash christianity all the time.
If it weren't for christianity, you would have no identity. Sad!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35732775


Yes, Archaeology, Physics, Paleontology & Chemistry provide false data...

Scientists are just pulling a massive Hoax on Christians to fuck with them.

norespect
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Right?

(Notwithstanding the fact that scientists were treated as heretics for centuries, burned, tortured and murdered for refusing to stop seeking the truth in the face of religious fallacy...)
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He's right about one thing though, militant atheists use false info to bash christianity all the time.
If it weren't for christianity, you would have no identity. Sad!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35732775


Yes, Archaeology, Physics, Paleontology & Chemistry provide false data...

Scientists are just pulling a massive Hoax on Christians to fuck with them.

norespect
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You have a short attention span! I was talking about militant atheists
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He's right about one thing though, militant atheists use false info to bash christianity all the time.
If it weren't for christianity, you would have no identity. Sad!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35732775


Yes, Archaeology, Physics, Paleontology & Chemistry provide false data...

Scientists are just pulling a massive Hoax on Christians to fuck with them.

norespect
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36246909


Right?

(Notwithstanding the fact that scientists were treated as heretics for centuries, burned, tortured and murdered for refusing to stop seeking the truth in the face of religious fallacy...)
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You believe christians kill people for advancing science?
lol..
Indoctrinated! You proved my point.
I assume you're referring to the romans, who burned and murdered christians for not conforming.
Pick up a history book please, you're confirming what I've been saying
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^^^How about the whole period of time between the Roman empire and the renaissance? where science was suppressed by church.
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Re: I'll punch your fat face in for Jesus!
He's right about one thing though, militant atheists use false info to bash christianity all the time.
If it weren't for christianity, you would have no identity. Sad!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35732775


Yes, Archaeology, Physics, Paleontology & Chemistry provide false data...

Scientists are just pulling a massive Hoax on Christians to fuck with them.

norespect
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36246909


Right?

(Notwithstanding the fact that scientists were treated as heretics for centuries, burned, tortured and murdered for refusing to stop seeking the truth in the face of religious fallacy...)
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You believe christians kill people for advancing science?
lol..
Indoctrinated! You proved my point.
I assume you're referring to the romans, who burned and murdered christians for not conforming.
Pick up a history book please, you're confirming what I've been saying
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35732775


Yes Yes, we all know this old story. It wasn't the real Christians that ever do anything wrong.

Real Christians are innocent gentle creatures.

Why don't you pick up a history book then explain to us why Christianity appears to be a knockoff of the Epic of Gilgamesh?

You know, that old story with the Godhead, the Virgin Semiramis, & her son Tammuz who died and is resurrected 3 days later?

The exact same Virgin Mother / ManGod Scenario as the Roman Mithra. The very same Romans that put together the bible!

I know, facts are hard to swallow kiddo.
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^^^How about the whole period of time between the Roman empire and the renaissance? where science was suppressed by church.
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The entire period of Enlightenment came when people were finally able to break away from the ChristTards, not just the Romans.

Now they want to put us back into the Dark Ages.
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^^^How about the whole period of time between the Roman empire and the renaissance? where science was suppressed by church.
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They are not christians. Christians do not murder and they don't silence people, in fact, we believe that words are to be used to glorify the father.
It's an old tactic called a trojan horse. People can claim to be christian, but that doesn't make it so.
Do you believe obama or bush are christians?
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He's right about one thing though, militant atheists use false info to bash christianity all the time.
If it weren't for christianity, you would have no identity. Sad!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35732775


Yes, Archaeology, Physics, Paleontology & Chemistry provide false data...

Scientists are just pulling a massive Hoax on Christians to fuck with them.

norespect
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36246909


Right?

(Notwithstanding the fact that scientists were treated as heretics for centuries, burned, tortured and murdered for refusing to stop seeking the truth in the face of religious fallacy...)
 Quoting: Em18966


You believe christians kill people for advancing science?
lol..
Indoctrinated! You proved my point.
I assume you're referring to the romans, who burned and murdered christians for not conforming.
Pick up a history book please, you're confirming what I've been saying
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35732775


No, Christians, just like the Muslims and Jews, kill people over perverted interpretations of the same ideology.

And for the record, Do you really believe that Atheists "owe" their identity to the Christian religion? Did you just forget about all the other religions in the world? I'm sure you're not really that naive.
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Yes, Archaeology, Physics, Paleontology & Chemistry provide false data...

Scientists are just pulling a massive Hoax on Christians to fuck with them.

norespect
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36246909


Right?

(Notwithstanding the fact that scientists were treated as heretics for centuries, burned, tortured and murdered for refusing to stop seeking the truth in the face of religious fallacy...)
 Quoting: Em18966


You believe christians kill people for advancing science?
lol..
Indoctrinated! You proved my point.
I assume you're referring to the romans, who burned and murdered christians for not conforming.
Pick up a history book please, you're confirming what I've been saying
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35732775


Yes Yes, we all know this old story. It wasn't the real Christians that ever do anything wrong.

Real Christians are innocent gentle creatures.

Why don't you pick up a history book then explain to us why Christianity appears to be a knockoff of the Epic of Gilgamesh?

You know, that old story with the Godhead, the Virgin Semiramis, & her son Tammuz who died and is resurrected 3 days later?

The exact same Virgin Mother / ManGod Scenario as the Roman Mithra. The very same Romans that put together the bible!

I know, facts are hard to swallow kiddo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36246909


Same old same old.
Christianity has been thoroughly infiltrated by the adversary (satans minions)
This has been going on for thousands of years and you guys keep it going.
Why do you care? Why do you care if we believe in God?
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Spoken like a true Christian! Kill for a different belief!
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Yes, Archaeology, Physics, Paleontology & Chemistry provide false data...

Scientists are just pulling a massive Hoax on Christians to fuck with them.

norespect
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36246909


Right?

(Notwithstanding the fact that scientists were treated as heretics for centuries, burned, tortured and murdered for refusing to stop seeking the truth in the face of religious fallacy...)
 Quoting: Em18966


You believe christians kill people for advancing science?
lol..
Indoctrinated! You proved my point.
I assume you're referring to the romans, who burned and murdered christians for not conforming.
Pick up a history book please, you're confirming what I've been saying
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35732775


No, Christians, just like the Muslims and Jews, kill people over perverted interpretations of the same ideology.

And for the record, Do you really believe that Atheists "owe" their identity to the Christian religion? Did you just forget about all the other religions in the world? I'm sure you're not really that naive.
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Do I believe that? For militant atheists, I certainly do. You guys attack us constantly, yet rarely touch muslims (because they will kill you) and jews
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Spoken like a true Christian! Kill for a different belief!
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You guys do realize the caller is an actor right? Damn, some "people" are so gullible
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Right?

(Notwithstanding the fact that scientists were treated as heretics for centuries, burned, tortured and murdered for refusing to stop seeking the truth in the face of religious fallacy...)
 Quoting: Em18966


You believe christians kill people for advancing science?
lol..
Indoctrinated! You proved my point.
I assume you're referring to the romans, who burned and murdered christians for not conforming.
Pick up a history book please, you're confirming what I've been saying
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35732775


Yes Yes, we all know this old story. It wasn't the real Christians that ever do anything wrong.

Real Christians are innocent gentle creatures.

Why don't you pick up a history book then explain to us why Christianity appears to be a knockoff of the Epic of Gilgamesh?

You know, that old story with the Godhead, the Virgin Semiramis, & her son Tammuz who died and is resurrected 3 days later?

The exact same Virgin Mother / ManGod Scenario as the Roman Mithra. The very same Romans that put together the bible!

I know, facts are hard to swallow kiddo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36246909


Same old same old.
Christianity has been thoroughly infiltrated by the adversary (satans minions)
This has been going on for thousands of years and you guys keep it going.
Why do you care? Why do you care if we believe in God?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35732775


I love this part. Satan created fossils, world history & science.

This Satan sounds like he's more on top of his game than God. Tell me more about this Satan, he sounds like an intellectual?
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You believe christians kill people for advancing science?
lol..
Indoctrinated! You proved my point.
I assume you're referring to the romans, who burned and murdered christians for not conforming.
Pick up a history book please, you're confirming what I've been saying
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35732775


Yes Yes, we all know this old story. It wasn't the real Christians that ever do anything wrong.

Real Christians are innocent gentle creatures.

Why don't you pick up a history book then explain to us why Christianity appears to be a knockoff of the Epic of Gilgamesh?

You know, that old story with the Godhead, the Virgin Semiramis, & her son Tammuz who died and is resurrected 3 days later?

The exact same Virgin Mother / ManGod Scenario as the Roman Mithra. The very same Romans that put together the bible!

I know, facts are hard to swallow kiddo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36246909


Same old same old.
Christianity has been thoroughly infiltrated by the adversary (satans minions)
This has been going on for thousands of years and you guys keep it going.
Why do you care? Why do you care if we believe in God?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35732775


I love this part. Satan created fossils, world history & science.

This Satan sounds like he's more on top of his game than God. Tell me more about this Satan, he sounds like an intellectual?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36248984


Where do you get this crap from? Do you hate christianity because of your political affiliation?
It's sad that you guys can only use strawman arguements to bash us.
"I don't believe in God but satan is an intellectual"
Yeah.....
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beat_brickbeat_shotbeatedbeatenangerahbeat_shotbeat_brickextreme_sedribble TKAE THAT MOTHER FUCKIN DEMON BITCH!!!! IN JESUS NAME!!! SHABBAT SHALOM!!!
yahwehs princess
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Hell is where it's at, I guess!
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Yes Yes, we all know this old story. It wasn't the real Christians that ever do anything wrong.

Real Christians are innocent gentle creatures.

Why don't you pick up a history book then explain to us why Christianity appears to be a knockoff of the Epic of Gilgamesh?

You know, that old story with the Godhead, the Virgin Semiramis, & her son Tammuz who died and is resurrected 3 days later?

The exact same Virgin Mother / ManGod Scenario as the Roman Mithra. The very same Romans that put together the bible!

I know, facts are hard to swallow kiddo.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36246909


Same old same old.
Christianity has been thoroughly infiltrated by the adversary (satans minions)
This has been going on for thousands of years and you guys keep it going.
Why do you care? Why do you care if we believe in God?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35732775


I love this part. Satan created fossils, world history & science.

This Satan sounds like he's more on top of his game than God. Tell me more about this Satan, he sounds like an intellectual?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36248984


Where do you get this crap from? Do you hate christianity because of your political affiliation?
It's sad that you guys can only use strawman arguements to bash us.
"I don't believe in God but satan is an intellectual"
Yeah.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35732775


I think you totally missed the point. The point was to point out the Christian tendency to blame any scientific reasoning that could possibly prove the fallibility of the bible on Satan.

Thus Satan proves himself again superior to your God. Why did God create this Satan in the first place if God (who is omnipotent) knew that he was going to succeed in dragging people into hellfire with him? This implies that God simply created Satan (and humans) for the sole purpose of watching them squirm in hellfire. (He knew from the beginning of time that the humans he created would spend an eternity in fire, but he created them anyway, and this implies a psychopathic/narcissistic disorder)
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Same old same old.
Christianity has been thoroughly infiltrated by the adversary (satans minions)
This has been going on for thousands of years and you guys keep it going.
Why do you care? Why do you care if we believe in God?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35732775


I love this part. Satan created fossils, world history & science.

This Satan sounds like he's more on top of his game than God. Tell me more about this Satan, he sounds like an intellectual?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36248984


Where do you get this crap from? Do you hate christianity because of your political affiliation?
It's sad that you guys can only use strawman arguements to bash us.
"I don't believe in God but satan is an intellectual"
Yeah.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35732775


I think you totally missed the point. The point was to point out the Christian tendency to blame any scientific reasoning that could possibly prove the fallibility of the bible on Satan.

Thus Satan proves himself again superior to your God. Why did God create this Satan in the first place if God (who is omnipotent) knew that he was going to succeed in dragging people into hellfire with him? This implies that God simply created Satan (and humans) for the sole purpose of watching them squirm in hellfire. (He knew from the beginning of time that the humans he created would spend an eternity in fire, but he created them anyway, and this implies a psychopathic/narcissistic disorder)
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Satan simply means the adversary, or the one without (the holy spirit)
Since we were given free will, it would only make sense that we take full responsibility for our actions and words, or else, it would be pointless.
But then again, I believe that we're on this earth for a purpose, so we might not see eye to eye.

And btw, the idea of hell has been twisted and changed by pop culture.
It simply means being cut off from God, atleast that's what I gather from reading the bible.
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Hell is where it's at, I guess!
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ending up for all eternity with those A-Holes would be my definition of Hell
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He's right about one thing though, militant atheists use false info to bash christianity all the time.
If it weren't for christianity, you would have no identity. Sad!
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This
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On free will- we're given free will so that we'll eventually separate wheat from chaff, willingly.
Pop culture took this idea and ran with it, producing the "grim reaper" with a sickle
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He's right about one thing though, militant atheists use false info to bash christianity all the time.
If it weren't for christianity, you would have no identity. Sad!
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This
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I think it's the other way around. ChristTards live for harassing people to join their cult...

putin
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He's right about one thing though, militant atheists use false info to bash christianity all the time.
If it weren't for christianity, you would have no identity. Sad!
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This is absolutely true, that without the Christ's Work there would be no atheists! Period.

I will not look hard for the evidence in the form of links and I will not discuss this further.
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christianity is a massive black magic spell cast by rabbis on the gentiles

apparently the OP is still caught in the spell

unable to escape (by turning to reason)

he threatens those not spellbound

nothing in the bible is true

there is no hell and no devil and no angry sky god

and no need to be saved by the dead jew on the celtic cross
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He's right about one thing though, militant atheists use false info to bash christianity all the time.
If it weren't for christianity, you would have no identity. Sad!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35732775


This is absolutely true, that without the Christ's Work there would be no atheists! Period.

I will not look hard for the evidence in the form of links and I will not discuss this further.
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How is this true? Atheism is simply the rejection of your version of God because you have offered no evidence of the existence of God.

If Christ never existed (Which most of believe he didn't) it would make no difference.

It's the same scenario as telling us we should believe in the LockNess monster, while offering us no evidence to prove it's distance.

We aren't saying the 'Possibility' of the lockness monster existing is 'Impossible', but we REJECT your assertion that his existence is proven indisputable fact.

I could write a single book and say it was written by the LockNess monster, pass it out to the public, and tell them they must 'Spread the Word' of the LockNess God or burn too.

If people decide that my book wasn't enough to convince them of the existence of LockNess, that would make them Atheist. Comprende?

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