Godlike Productions - Conspiracy Forum
Users Online Now: 1,585 (Who's On?)Visitors Today: 697,034
Pageviews Today: 892,377Threads Today: 216Posts Today: 2,529
07:26 AM


Rate this Thread

Absolute BS Crap Reasonable Nice Amazing
 

I'll punch your fat face in for Jesus!

 
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 1541101
United States
03/15/2013 12:43 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'll punch your fat face in for Jesus!
pope2
Soma/Comatose
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.

User ID: 35678173
United States
03/15/2013 12:47 PM

Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'll punch your fat face in for Jesus!
I DARE YOU TO TRY....


kat66
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 36193574
Switzerland
03/15/2013 01:43 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'll punch your fat face in for Jesus!
banana2
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 30796324
United States
03/15/2013 02:49 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'll punch your fat face in for Jesus!
He's right about one thing though, militant atheists use false info to bash christianity all the time.
If it weren't for christianity, you would have no identity. Sad!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35732775


I am nothing without your phony myth!

typical quote from the evil Bible:

When the LORD your God brings you into the land you are about to enter and occupy, he will clear away many nations ahead of you: the Hittites, Girgashites, Amorites, Canaanites, Perizzites, Hivites, and Jebusites. These seven nations are all more powerful than you. When the LORD your God hands these nations over to you and you conquer them, you must completely destroy them. Make no treaties with them and show them no mercy. Do not intermarry with them, and don't let your daughters and sons marry their sons and daughters. They will lead your young people away from me to worship other gods. Then the anger of the LORD will burn against you, and he will destroy you. (Deuteronomy 7:1-4 NLT)
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 36193574
Switzerland
03/15/2013 03:11 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'll punch your fat face in for Jesus!
bump
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 21495402
Canada
03/15/2013 03:55 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'll punch your fat face in for Jesus!
...


I love this part. Satan created fossils, world history & science.

This Satan sounds like he's more on top of his game than God. Tell me more about this Satan, he sounds like an intellectual?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36248984


Where do you get this crap from? Do you hate christianity because of your political affiliation?
It's sad that you guys can only use strawman arguements to bash us.
"I don't believe in God but satan is an intellectual"
Yeah.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35732775


I think you totally missed the point. The point was to point out the Christian tendency to blame any scientific reasoning that could possibly prove the fallibility of the bible on Satan.

Thus Satan proves himself again superior to your God. Why did God create this Satan in the first place if God (who is omnipotent) knew that he was going to succeed in dragging people into hellfire with him? This implies that God simply created Satan (and humans) for the sole purpose of watching them squirm in hellfire. (He knew from the beginning of time that the humans he created would spend an eternity in fire, but he created them anyway, and this implies a psychopathic/narcissistic disorder)
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1541101



Satan simply means the adversary, or the one without (the holy spirit)
Since we were given free will, it would only make sense that we take full responsibility for our actions and words, or else, it would be pointless.
But then again, I believe that we're on this earth for a purpose, so we might not see eye to eye.

And btw, the idea of hell has been twisted and changed by pop culture.
It simply means being cut off from God, atleast that's what I gather from reading the bible.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35732775


Actually no you are wrong about satan. Did you know satan has is own bible? You obviously did not. There actually is a creation story of satan. Satan doesn't simply mean adversary. Satan was actually an angel. His name is lucifer. When god first created the angels, he created them all in his image, without free will to do what they want. They serve gods will and only gods will. If god said jump, they would say how high?

God grew tired of these angels. God then created man, once again in his image, just like angels. However god gave us free will, the ability to think and do things for ourselves, the ability to love and be loved. The angels recieved none of this. Most angels did not care that humans seemed to be more loved than them, who were gods first creation. Most didnt have the ability to care, they were not allowed to go against the word of god.

Lucifer however did care. He grew angry at god and the human race due to gods undying love for us. He wasnt alone. There were many angels who felt this way. In their minds, they were first so why should we get all of gods attention and love. Lucifer questioned god and his actions. He asked god "Why do you treat these humans with so much respect when we were created first?". Now god didn't like angels going against his word, so to teach the angels a lesson he casted out lucifer and all the other "rebellious" angels into hell as punishment. He didn't go willingly mind you but eventually he did go.

Lucifer became more and more enraged as he sat in hell, waiting for his chance to return to heaven. His hatred for the human race and god keeps him in this constant state of rage and revenge. That's why god fears satan. He knows that if he were to rise up again, god wouldn't be able to stop him.

This isn't good for the human race. When lucifer does rise again he has vowed to eliminate the human race and send god into oblivion. He sees humans as inferior, and is extremely jealous of gods love for us. It will literally be hell on earth.

Now that's only if you believe all of that. I ,personally, do not believe it but it is a good read though.
Anonymous Coward
User ID: 33128700
Canada
03/15/2013 04:01 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'll punch your fat face in for Jesus!
bump
Anonymous Coward (OP)
User ID: 36193574
Switzerland
03/15/2013 04:43 PM
Report Abusive Post
Report Copyright Violation
Re: I'll punch your fat face in for Jesus!
cruisecruise

News








We're dropping truth bombs like it's the end of days!