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I can't stand Australians !!!

 
Anonymous Coward
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03/18/2013 06:37 PM
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Aussies rock! spirited, funny, and have you seen the hotties coming out of there.
Goofy Thum
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You're welcome down here my friend!
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03/18/2013 10:29 PM
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I hate Australiens too.
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This is a shame because when your country collapses Australia is one of the best destinations for you to flee to. We speak the same language, have a good climate and loads of spare room.
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America .......our Mexicans.....i need a cheap cook and gardener..chuckle
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03/18/2013 11:28 PM
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slaphim
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03/19/2013 12:34 AM
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I hate Australiens too.
 Quoting: BossPickupTrucks 33245673


This is a shame because when your country collapses Australia is one of the best destinations for you to flee to. We speak the same language, have a good climate and loads of spare room.
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Yeh they can hide in Coober Pedy, they'll be safe there.
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03/19/2013 04:12 AM
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Australians are bloody racist..

I have heard them on here talk about boat people and other racist terminology, yet they forgot how they got there themselves...

Plus, there was a point in time where they infestated the UK like rats. I was so happy when the economy bombed as they all fled like rats from a sinking ship..

Bloody koala fondlers

Good riddance..

angryface
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03/19/2013 04:18 AM
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I just find their accent shrill and annoying.
Beyond that, I don't have a problem with an entire group of people.
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Are you fucking kidding me you stupid bastard?
Almost every country in the world despises the whining American accent, not the Aussie accent!
Majority rules asslips!
When I go to the USA people are fascinated by my accent! American chicks think its hot!
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Other way around dip shit.
5a neener s226
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Bullshit dickhead you know every country on the planet hates whining American accents its a fucking fact not an opinion!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36226622


OP is one of those whining arrogant loud mouth americans who think they own the world..
YOU OWN SHIT OP!!! go play with your yankee doodle dinky bitch..
Anonymous Coward
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03/19/2013 04:19 AM
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Yep, can't stand you either.
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03/19/2013 04:26 AM
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I hate Australiens too.
 Quoting: BossPickupTrucks 33245673


This is a shame because when your country collapses Australia is one of the best destinations for you to flee to. We speak the same language, have a good climate and loads of spare room.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36402397

Yeh they can hide in Coober Pedy, they'll be safe there.
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Halls Creek and Fitzroy Crossing are lovely and safe, too.
Anonymous Coward
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03/19/2013 04:29 AM
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Whatever OP - you're just a shit cunt.
Krix

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03/19/2013 04:38 AM
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I love Australians and I love their accent..
Just sayin.......
Live and let live.
Aussie smarts
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03/19/2013 04:46 AM
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Don't put us all in the same basket!
Some of us are intelligent, well grounded people with a healthy respect for other countries and cultures.
It is true that there is a lot of ignorant, beer swigging, foul mouthed, uneducated idiots here just as there are many in your neck of the woods.

We just need to to tolerate each other and not be so easy to judge based on nationality.

And if you don't like that then go fuck yourself ya dog cunt.

hfhf
davvi
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03/19/2013 05:15 AM

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1) A good portion of the one who come here DO seem to love Obama and everything he does a tad too much. (NOT all of them, of course.)

2) A good portion who come here to GLP also seem to lean towards the sarcastic debunking troll-type for a LOT of topics discussed here, I must say.

3) Many of them seem to be ultra-nationalists who seem to despise any country that is not their country----PARTICULARLY Americans (i.e., "you stupid redneck, NASCAR-loving, inbred, gun nuts............etc.)

4) A good many of them here in GLP DO seem to unconditionally accept their country's gun control laws and have nothing but contempt for our Constitution and our "different way of looking at things" overall regarding gun ownership and gun use. LOL.

5) Same thing with our health care. Anybody who does not subscribe to their views on how health care should be run is automatically an idiot in their eyes (particularly Americans, again)--------I also have noticed for many of them.

Is that what you are complaining about, OP, perchance?

And I'm NOT saying ALL Australians are like that.

Just a good portion of the ones who frequent this site.

Could it be the water? Maybe the wind blowing in from the Outback has special properties in it that make people act a certain way?

Either way-----yes, there DOES seem to something "up" with Australians here on GLP, at least.

Comment over. LOL.hidingchucklelaughwaveblobr
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 18622835


^^^ your description could be applied to all the brits the Canadians and Europeans too so why just single out Australians?
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03/19/2013 05:46 AM
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Australians are bloody racist..

I have heard them on here talk about boat people and other racist terminology, yet they forgot how they got there themselves...

Plus, there was a point in time where they infestated the UK like rats. I was so happy when the economy bombed as they all fled like rats from a sinking ship..

Bloody koala fondlers

Good riddance..

angryface
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This is coming from someone who hides his IP address and location? hiding
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03/19/2013 04:18 PM
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Most popular words from Australia

.Cunt
.Wanker

Most popular description of Australians

.Cunts
.Wankers

haha

[link to www.aussiecuntsunited.com]

[link to www.AustraliaHomeToCunts'nWankers.com]

[link to www.filthyaustralia.com]

[link to www.YouSillyBastardsClickLinks.com]

haha lmao :godlike:



moshpit
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03/19/2013 05:01 PM
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Well... Yes and No... I live here in Australia but have lived overseas for half my life. I think you are judging Australians as a whole, by those who contribute to GLP. Australians in my opinion have strong views about everything. They are kind of black and white kinds of thinkers. Not many allow for shades of grey.. They love their footy, love their mates, and will give of themselves in every way when called on. If you ask an Australian for a helping hand he will give you one hundred and ten percent. That's what I love about my nationality. If you are a mate you are a mate for life.
On the other hand - yes the accent is a bit strong for those not accustomed to it. But the women have soft voices not pitched at that hard high level of American females. I find American females have harsh voices.
I do like Americans for their generosity - intellectualism and great research into medicines and other problems we have in society. Australia too is doing fantastic research - MANY MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGHS AND OTHER FANTASTIC INVENTIONS.
Don't judge us all by what you read on GLP...
You really would have to live in this country to understand our basic nature.
One thing I would like to bring up tho. even though this is becoming an essay! We do have a very humane medicare program.
There would be no way someone terminally ill would have to sell their home to pay for medical help....
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03/20/2013 02:43 PM
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Everyone knows it is the hard working Kiwis that keep Australians in the lifestyle they have become accustomed to ...
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03/21/2013 12:12 AM
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Everyone knows it is the hard working Kiwis that keep Australians in the lifestyle they have become accustomed to ...
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Too right!.......now get back to work!
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03/21/2013 01:56 AM
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thank you Anonymous Coward 6297767
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Australians are bloody racist..

I have heard them on here talk about boat people and other racist terminology, yet they forgot how they got there themselves...

Plus, there was a point in time where they infestated the UK like rats. I was so happy when the economy bombed as they all fled like rats from a sinking ship..

Bloody koala fondlers

Good riddance..

angryface
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This is coming from someone who hides his IP address and location? hiding
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36387944


Ummm... Cletus...

1. My internet service provider does that automatically,
2. I am female..
3. Roo toucher
davvi
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03/21/2013 05:30 AM

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Well... Yes and No... I live here in Australia but have lived overseas for half my life. I think you are judging Australians as a whole, by those who contribute to GLP. Australians in my opinion have strong views about everything. They are kind of black and white kinds of thinkers. Not many allow for shades of grey.. They love their footy, love their mates, and will give of themselves in every way when called on. If you ask an Australian for a helping hand he will give you one hundred and ten percent. That's what I love about my nationality. If you are a mate you are a mate for life.
On the other hand - yes the accent is a bit strong for those not accustomed to it. But the women have soft voices not pitched at that hard high level of American females. I find American females have harsh voices.
I do like Americans for their generosity - intellectualism and great research into medicines and other problems we have in society. Australia too is doing fantastic research - MANY MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGHS AND OTHER FANTASTIC INVENTIONS.
Don't judge us all by what you read on GLP...
You really would have to live in this country to understand our basic nature.
One thing I would like to bring up tho. even though this is becoming an essay! We do have a very humane medicare program.
There would be no way someone terminally ill would have to sell their home to pay for medical help....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36264975


"But the women have soft voices not pitched at that hard high level of American females."

^^^ you have spoken to every American woman to know this? you say Americans should not judge Australians and then you proceed to judge all Americans? I will assume with such inside knowledge that you have lived here for a very long time?

"There would be no way someone terminally ill would have to sell their home to pay for medical help...."

and not immune to left-wing propaganda either I see...

even for an Australian....:cutehow:
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Goodbye sweet friend, we miss you.

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03/21/2013 05:37 AM
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would love to live there so much open space let me in please :) someone give me a job so I can move there :)
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03/21/2013 05:39 AM
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Fucker why do you hate the people who gave us this guy?

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03/21/2013 05:51 AM

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ok guys, put your dicks away, this pissing match is over. we are on the same side. cant we all just get along?goaway
this place is my home, my mind still runs free, the DR's prescription, less for you and more for me.
davvi
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03/21/2013 05:55 AM

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ok guys, put your dicks away, this pissing match is over. we are on the same side. cant we all just get along?goaway
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why?
A Jewish mother dreams that her son will grow up to be a doctor or, if retarded, a lawyer." --Jackie Mason

I never give RED karma, only GREEN for great posters. If you give me red or green please leave your name, I like to say thank you...

"I knew I was an unwanted baby when my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." --Joan Rivers

"When the law no longer protects you from the corrupt, but protects the corrupt from you - you know your nation is doomed." --Ayn Rand

Goodbye sweet friend, we miss you.

"White Democrats sold away tomorrow for their own power today."
Anonymous Coward
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03/21/2013 06:09 AM
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i like australia they gave us a cool song

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03/21/2013 07:09 AM
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bump
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03/22/2013 04:51 PM
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Yes but 1:5 of them are actually New Zealanders doing 90% of the work ...
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03/22/2013 05:29 PM
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OP is a troll.

Don't feed the troll.
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03/22/2013 05:33 PM
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Yes but 1:5 of them are actually New Zealanders doing 90% of the work ...
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Bloody sheep lovers, coming over to steal our jobs.

tounge
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Yes but 1:5 of them are actually New Zealanders doing 90% of the work ...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 972714


Bloody sheep lovers, coming over to steal our jobs.

tounge
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Yeah, well go to anywhere in rural Australia, and you will find that farmers cannot find locals to work for them.

Aussie kids these days are a bunch of spoilt pansies, who are too afraid and too up themselves to do manual labour.

So we HAVE to import backpackers and kiwis to pick our fucking oranges, strawberries, bananas, pineapples and everything else.

There are LOTS of jobs going to overseas workers, PURELY because so many Aussies are turning into lazy spoilt brats.

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