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Footlong Snails Are Taking Over the World (article)

 
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Footlong Snails Are Taking Over the World (article)
Snails the size of footballs are sludging their way across the world, killing crops and carrying meningitis along with them.

Known as giant east African snails, the invasive species has recently been discovered infiltrating Florida, nations in both Central and South America, and, most recently, Australia. The specimens are rather terrifying, seeing as how they can grow up to a foot long, weigh in at over two pounds, are capable of eating over 500 different species, can lay 1,200 eggs a year, and have few natural enemies in their new habitats. Oh, and they can also transmit life-threatening meningitis to humans.

The BBC recently reported that "In tropical regions, giant African snails, as well as other types of slugs and snails, can carry a nematode - a kind of parasite - called the rat lungworm. These minute worms, if ingested, enter the circulation and travel to the brain, where they can lead to eosinophilic meningitis."

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LOL nice
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Stock up on salt
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Stock up on salt
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LOL ikr, those things are huge ):
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it's amazing how these 'snails' could migrate all over the world... they must have started traveling a long time ago to get to Australia and Florida from East Africa..
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it's amazing how these 'snails' could migrate all over the world... they must have started traveling a long time ago to get to Australia and Florida from East Africa..
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fast bastards arnt they.. i thought they was slow..
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it's amazing how these 'snails' could migrate all over the world... they must have started traveling a long time ago to get to Australia and Florida from East Africa..
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fast bastards arnt they.. i thought they was slow..
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OH NO! A Video of SNAIL DOOM! See the numbers at the end? 2:17? Maybe it's 2:17am on June 19,2013 (date movie comes out) that snails all over the world will be taking over the WORLD!!!!!!!

abombabombabombabomb


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Zed is ready to battle the mutant snails!! His look alone will blind them!

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Zed is ready to battle the mutant snails!! His look alone will blind them!

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LOL!
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it's amazing how these 'snails' could migrate all over the world... they must have started traveling a long time ago to get to Australia and Florida from East Africa..
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fast bastards arnt they.. i thought they was slow..
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OH NO! A Video of SNAIL DOOM! See the numbers at the end? 2:17? Maybe it's 2:17am on June 19,2013 (date movie comes out) that snails all over the world will be taking over the WORLD!!!!!!!

abombabombabombabomb


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hiding


Movie does look funny tho
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Ewww
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Not much fun varmint hunting them....as challenging as shooting snails....sight in....get a snack....take a piss break....return to gun and squeeze trigger.....
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collect and burn them all, like any invasive insects species they hate fire.

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Eat them.
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Do you find your news from archive.org?
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Do you find your news from archive.org?
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no, i look all over net lol
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Re: Footlong Snails Are Taking Over the World (article)
Can you eat that type, you know people do eat snail and if you cook them they shouldn't give you any disease. It seems when you start eating something, they make themselves disappear.
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No problem in South Florida...our GIANT FUCKIN PYTHONS will eat em all....
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Do you find your news from archive.org?
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no, i look all over net lol
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It was posted here last year, you can find a source link in your article

[link to www.bbc.co.uk]
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Can you eat that type, you know people do eat snail and if you cook them they shouldn't give you any disease. It seems when you start eating something, they make themselves disappear.
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as the article says they carry disease, so i dont know if it would be the best idea :x
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No problem in South Florida...our GIANT FUCKIN PYTHONS will eat em all....
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LOL
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Do you find your news from archive.org?
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no, i look all over net lol
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It was posted here last year, you can find a source link in your article

[link to www.bbc.co.uk]
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oh i see
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1rof1

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We've been eating them around here. You MUST cook them very well or you might get sick.

They taste amazing in salad and since there so big there's a lot of 'meat' on them.
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