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i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story

 
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03/16/2013 09:43 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
and im totally completely alone, these are the days of my shitty life.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4064223



You know what, everyone on this planet has a sob story. Its called "so what". I had my infant daughter die 3 months ago, beat that one.

Quit moping, get off your ass, and take charge of your life and change it for the better if you dont like how it is now.

PS. I dont believe you anyways, what idiot has a computer and internet, while having nothing to eat. A person who is really in the situation you stated you were in would have sold the damn computer, and got rid of the internet a long time ago. Dipshit!
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He needs the internet to get a job.
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03/16/2013 09:44 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
and im totally completely alone, these are the days of my shitty life.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4064223

Hang in there, I've been there. Try to have your water with sugar if you've got it. Use whatever spices you think you can use you may not usually use on your eggs and potato's. You'll make it. We've all had these moments, they do not last. There is something better waiting for you. But consider this a kick in the head from the universe to figure it out....now. All the best.
yoda
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
and im totally completely alone, these are the days of my shitty life.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4064223

Hang in there, I've been there. Try to have your water with sugar if you've got it. Use whatever spices you think you can use you may not usually use on your eggs and potato's. You'll make it. We've all had these moments, they do not last. There is something better waiting for you. But consider this a kick in the head from the universe to figure it out....now. All the best.
yoda
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Yeah really.

I mean worst thing is you die.

But we all do that anyhow.
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03/16/2013 10:00 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Why is this pinned? Op, ard you allowed to trap, kill and eat rabbits or other small animals? If so, then you got some meat. Do you have a east facing window? If you got a sunny window, then grow something in a pot. Parsley or spinach or something. As to being alone, that is harder to solve. At least you have glp. Thank god for that.
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03/16/2013 10:02 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
As sucky as that may sound....there are people worse off than you.....at one point in my life I ate one meal a day and snacked outta dumpsters....working at 12yrs old.....

Things change....if it don't kill ya, it strengthens you...good luck...
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those are some healthy ass tape worms son.
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03/16/2013 10:13 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Our house hold gross income is a meager 12k per month. verysad
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03/16/2013 10:17 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Some of you people make me sick, you heartless pricks


Did he get a pizza?
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03/16/2013 10:23 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
You should lose half your stash because of hoarding.
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03/16/2013 11:34 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Why is this shiz still pinned? I've eaten eggs for 4 and 5 days in a row, just because I like eggs, and their a good protein. Quit crying and get real. Crap. It's threads like this that make me want to rip my hair out.
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03/16/2013 11:51 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
pan-handle for a couple hours and then buy some ramen with the proceeds.
 Quoting: ANHEDONIC


Agree..Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do..
Pan handle with a specific intent, like to get some hotel friendly foods; ramen, cup o nooddle, mac n cheese. Sounds like you have a fridge with eggs and a way to cook them or you wouldn't have bought them. If you can buy a loaf of bread, get some mayo pakets from a condiment station you could live off egg salad or eggs and toast for four days. Plus you have the potatoes. Boil with the eggs and fry up or nuke to heat. Even thow some egg salad on some boiled potato slices.
When you get your pay send wise :)
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03/17/2013 12:19 AM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Just get a EBT
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03/17/2013 12:21 AM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
This is a troll / data mining thread. It would never be pinned otherwise.
Alone, and with 24 eggs? HAHA Yeah right.
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03/17/2013 12:26 AM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Why is this shiz still pinned? I've eaten eggs for 4 and 5 days in a row, just because I like eggs, and their a good protein. Quit crying and get real. Crap. It's threads like this that make me want to rip my hair out.
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Yeah, eggs are the shit.
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03/17/2013 12:58 AM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
24 eggs = ~1600 calories, high in proteins, fats and important nutrients

3 potatoes = ~400 calories, high in carbohydrates (pure energy) and rich in dietary fiber

tap water = depending on where you live, either packed with essential minerals and is the elixir of human life, or might be toxic

you'll be fine friend.
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03/17/2013 01:21 AM

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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
my sad story...I desperately need dental work and I just found out today that there is no where I can go to get this done since I am paycheck to paycheck and can't afford to fix my teeth, 36 years old, female and my teeth decided to go the route of what my Mom's did and decide that the roots just said to heck with you we are gonna break from the inside out, fargin heredity, I always took care of them I just don't get why this happened to them other then its heredity since my Mom's did the same thing around the same age..I can't smile and I refuse to go out of my house for this reason..all my friends hate me because I won't go anywhere and they just don't seem to understand. I cried today when I found out that even the state can't help..even though I do have dental insurance and it will cost 6 thousand dollars, I decided to call the state to see if there are programs that can help...got a big fat NO. I can't get that care dental credit because my credit is not at a 700 score :-(.
Oh and did I mention they always hurt.

So you are not the only one OP, I feel for you and I hope one day everything will turn out good for you. :-)

hf
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Is this what you have?

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03/17/2013 01:35 AM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Two dozen eggs? Jesus! That's 6 a day!! You'll be fine so stop whining...
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03/17/2013 01:48 AM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
and im totally completely alone, these are the days of my shitty life.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4064223


My life also, for the past ten years.
Never had a real family, never had a real home, never had a girl and a job at the same time.
It's been a two-star experience, I won't miss anything when I'm gone. But shit happens, it's just the way it is.
If you're not likable, no special talent, you're done.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
and im totally completely alone, these are the days of my shitty life.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4064223


My life also, for the past ten years.
Never had a real family, never had a real home, never had a girl and a job at the same time.
It's been a two-star experience, I won't miss anything when I'm gone. But shit happens, it's just the way it is.
If you're not likable, no special talent, you're done.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36344560


Pretty much, or perhaps you didn't even try...
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03/17/2013 02:06 AM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Ok, so WHY are you in that situation? Are you a drug addict? Alcoholic? Gambling addiction?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36012677


son of Asstralians. Thay have never amounted to much once they were released from prison.
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We doing better than you for 20 million people retard go eat some more big mac to make your china wobble more!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36226622


laugh
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03/17/2013 02:09 AM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Stupid troll OP post. Thye have food banks and missions all over....no one but an damn idiot can't find free food in America.

bsmeter2
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
my sad story...I desperately need dental work and I just found out today that there is no where I can go to get this done since I am paycheck to paycheck and can't afford to fix my teeth, 36 years old, female and my teeth decided to go the route of what my Mom's did and decide that the roots just said to heck with you we are gonna break from the inside out, fargin heredity, I always took care of them I just don't get why this happened to them other then its heredity since my Mom's did the same thing around the same age..I can't smile and I refuse to go out of my house for this reason..all my friends hate me because I won't go anywhere and they just don't seem to understand. I cried today when I found out that even the state can't help..even though I do have dental insurance and it will cost 6 thousand dollars, I decided to call the state to see if there are programs that can help...got a big fat NO. I can't get that care dental credit because my credit is not at a 700 score :-(.
Oh and did I mention they always hurt.

So you are not the only one OP, I feel for you and I hope one day everything will turn out good for you. :-)

hf
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 12655659


Is this what you have?

[link to books.google.com]
 Quoting: Lilbabez33



this sad story is why capitalism should not exist
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03/17/2013 02:14 AM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
and im totally completely alone, these are the days of my shitty life.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4064223


My life also, for the past ten years.
Never had a real family, never had a real home, never had a girl and a job at the same time.
It's been a two-star experience, I won't miss anything when I'm gone. But shit happens, it's just the way it is.
If you're not likable, no special talent, you're done.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36344560


Pretty much, or perhaps you didn't even try...
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 30336862


Why don't you try living in the Europe's poorest country and thrive.

Idiot.
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03/17/2013 02:17 AM
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God will provide.
hf
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03/17/2013 02:17 AM

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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
stop whining and get a job?
 Quoting: Chuck 30723337



so simple.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36336771


Has anyone noticed that the OP left on pg. 2?
The problem is not the problem, the problem is your attitude about the problem.
----------------------------------------------------​----------------------
"May future generations look back on our work and say that these were men and women who, in a moment of great crisis, stood up to their politicians, the opinion-makers, and the establishment, and saved their country." - Dr. Ron Paul
........................................................​..................
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank.
Give a man a bank and he can rob the world
.....................................
.................​....................
"And there is very grave danger that an announced need for increased security will be seized upon by those anxious to expand it's meaning to the very limits of official censorship and concealment." -JFK
........................................................​..................
You can't start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Hang in there. Life is full of random events. By the way....you could live off of that for a few weeks.
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03/17/2013 02:31 AM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
i just got 10 boxes each 30pack= 300pks of instant noodles.
will do a 100 days noodle-soup fasting, will report back if i still alive then!
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03/17/2013 02:39 AM
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03/17/2013 03:52 AM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
U may mot be eating like a king but it's plenty really and a shitload more than some poor beggars in the world, hard boil the eggs , a potato a day and plenty of water it's all you need survive mate the basics.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Egg and chips is the staple diet for the Brits!

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