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i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story

 
lupa14714

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03/16/2013 01:39 AM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
i had no cash for a month after paying rent,a child no gas/electric.i'd bought a book at library before for 10 p.called foods for free,field mushrooms,plus some really expensive nutty flavouered tan ones if u buy in shop,apples,pears,grapes hanging over walls dandelion roots,list goes on and on,also got sas survival book after that.we actually had some great dark nights,friends would bring guitar round,pack of fig rolls and tobacco!etc.my family did nothing,which really hurt cos of my kid.i had no idea there were food shelter places.
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have just left my paranormal photos on,as I,m leaving soon.some you have to see whole picture,as clipped.
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03/16/2013 01:39 AM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
i have no oil, so it's hard boiled eggs topped with sea salt and few boiled potatoe slices for each meal, not so bad, im not complaining too loudly, i have gone hungry before, i can handle this. all the better real food will taste when i get through these 4 days. i pray i can find a job soon, otherwise i will look back on these 4 days like i was living and eating like a king, as ill be homeless and starving on the streets aloen soon
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4064223


OP, go get on food stamps. You will be so glad you did.

And think of things you can do for odd jobs. Lawns, curb addressing, pool cleaning, cleaning out people's garages. Can you sing? See if you can find a band playing, sit in, and see what happens.
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03/16/2013 01:52 AM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
my sad story...I desperately need dental work and I just found out today that there is no where I can go to get this done since I am paycheck to paycheck and can't afford to fix my teeth, 36 years old, female and my teeth decided to go the route of what my Mom's did and decide that the roots just said to heck with you we are gonna break from the inside out, fargin heredity, I always took care of them I just don't get why this happened to them other then its heredity since my Mom's did the same thing around the same age..I can't smile and I refuse to go out of my house for this reason..all my friends hate me because I won't go anywhere and they just don't seem to understand. I cried today when I found out that even the state can't help..even though I do have dental insurance and it will cost 6 thousand dollars, I decided to call the state to see if there are programs that can help...got a big fat NO. I can't get that care dental credit because my credit is not at a 700 score :-(.
Oh and did I mention they always hurt.

So you are not the only one OP, I feel for you and I hope one day everything will turn out good for you. :-)

hf
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Look into a dental or orthodontic college. Like hairdressers, they offer dental services where the grad students perform the procedures under the supervision of actual dentists/orthodontists. Usually a lot cheaper too. Depends on the state though and what the state regulations are.
waterman

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03/16/2013 07:57 AM

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You have a ways to go for the record:

70 years no food or water guy:


Heed the warning or endure the mourning
Anonymous Coward (OP)
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03/16/2013 11:33 AM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
can someone plz order me a pizza ?
Anonymous Coward
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03/16/2013 11:41 AM
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It's worse for me, I only have 2 eggs and an 8 inch sausage for a whole life, it's not easy...
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03/16/2013 01:55 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
can someone plz order me a pizza ?
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[link to randomactsofpizza.com]
Anonymous Coward
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03/16/2013 03:47 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Chop the potatoes in little pieces, boil them and add one egg to the water and you have a soup. Do again and I guarantee you can eat more than a week.
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03/16/2013 03:50 PM
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Internet? okay.
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03/16/2013 03:51 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
My story is not as sad as yours so I will just say...

Hang in there my friend and I hope things start turning around for you.
Great White
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03/16/2013 03:52 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
and im totally completely alone, these are the days of my shitty life.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4064223


Worrying is a waste of imagination.

Why not learn how to improve your life instead of dwelling?

I mean, if you are at bottom, you can either stay there, or start working your way up.

Either way is not easy.
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03/16/2013 03:53 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
I didn't have any food in my house so I went to Popeyes and bought an 11 piece chicken. I'm just to busy to go grocery shopping and my housekeeper has not been here in almost two weeks. I just can't go grocery shopping when my kitchen is such a mess.
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03/16/2013 03:54 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
hey you will not starve for at least 2 weeks. what a stupid ass thread. you got the internet? sell your puter and your phone , buy a steak....yum yum
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dumbass
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03/16/2013 03:54 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
You have a ways to go for the record:

70 years no food or water guy:


 Quoting: waterman


Looks totally legit.
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03/16/2013 03:55 PM

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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
you're in decent shape with all those eggs. won't be any fun tho.
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03/16/2013 03:56 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Once I ate nothing but oatmeal and water for two weeks. I foraged under my car mats for loose change to purchase that once. True story. You will get past this. Make the most of what you have and learn to live at the level of only what you absolutley need. This is a test and you will pass.
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03/16/2013 03:56 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
You forgot the beer. You need to stand on the corner with a "need money for beer" sign. If all I had was 24 eggs and 3 potatoes and tap water for 4 days, as long as I had BEER I would be in heaven! 5a dasbier
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03/16/2013 03:57 PM
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and im totally completely alone, these are the days of my shitty life.....
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[link to youtu.be]
simple jack
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03/16/2013 03:59 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
can someone plz order me a pizza ?
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[link to randomactsofpizza.com]
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1550123


See, now you REALLY need beer.
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03/16/2013 04:00 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Sometimes I eat the lint from my belly button, I mean in a pinch.
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03/16/2013 04:01 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
i wont go to the food bank as im not starving, ill save that for people that are, i get money in 4 days so ill survive, i can't find a job which is why im in this situation and i moved to a new town hoping to find work, and i spent the last of my money on a hotel room
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Ok so you wont get help but you just wanna vent here? You have access to the web though, I am thinking you are just looking for attention
Beach mama
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03/16/2013 04:01 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Where are you op. what city are you in? I would be happy to buy you a meal or provide you with some basic staples. I'm sure someone in the GLP family would do the same near you. Don't be afraid to ask for a little help now and then. It's a tough world out there and sometimes the kindness of strangers or our GLP family can help make it as little less bleak.
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03/16/2013 04:02 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Make them different ways so you feel like you are having different foods OP.

Fry one potato or half if its a big potato and then scramble a couple eggs in with the potatoes once they are almost cooked.Loved fried potatoes and scrambled eggs together.

Boil eggs and eat on the side with boiled potatoes.Just salt and pepper will make it taste okay.

Fried eggs and fried potatoes are good side by side too.

I know its not the best but at least it will fill you up and you will get nutrition from it.
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03/16/2013 04:04 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Before you seek any solutions, say an affirmative prayer:

I am blessed with 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days. I give thanks for this supply,knowing that Divine Substance is the one and only reality in my life, and Divine Substance produces perfect results now.

Every time a negative thought enters your mind say this, and take the next positive action step you can possibly do.
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03/16/2013 04:04 PM

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Almost worthy of a country song
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03/16/2013 04:04 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
If you can get some spaghetti noodles, a great cheap delicacy is to boil the noodles, drain the water, scramble eggs, add eggs to the noodles and if you have it, add cheese.

Stir it until the eggs are cooked with the noodles. It's an awesome meal (albeit not that healthy lol) for the cost of making it.
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03/16/2013 04:04 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
i wont go to the food bank as im not starving, ill save that for people that are, i get money in 4 days so ill survive, i can't find a job which is why im in this situation and i moved to a new town hoping to find work, and i spent the last of my money on a hotel room
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4064223


Ok so you wont get help but you just wanna vent here? You have access to the web though, I am thinking you are just looking for attention
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 969944


Dont most motel rooms have web access...
He needs his computer for job searches and lots of other things.Can do so much online that would cost a lot of money like going by vehicle with gas prices etc.
Anonymous Coward
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03/16/2013 04:08 PM
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sometimes it's good to be fat
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03/16/2013 04:09 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Last week all I had was peanut butter, jelly, butter, bread, rice and some butter beans. That's all i ate the entire week. You can do it buddy.

I've since changed my work schedule to 7 days a week. I'll still probably not have food 1-2 days before i get paid but ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
simple jack

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03/16/2013 04:10 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
you could always make the motel/hotel/inn continental breakfast rounds. Most places have muffins and juice and shit sitting out and have no idea who's staying at the place.
simple jack