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i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story

 
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
I wish you the best, though I don't know your entire situation. I think you have to have a permanent address to collect assistance, but shelters offer an address if I'm not mistaken.

Once you again have an income; don't fall into the weekly 'I deserve this' binge. I've seen countless people sounding much like you sound right now, go out drinking every payday or buying loaded pizzas and renting a ton of movies crying 'it's been so hard; I deserve this'. Well actually struggling all the other times is what they deserve. Buck up; gain perspective and it should all work out.
I wish I had more time so I could do even less.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
OP where are you at maybe I can bring you some food.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
24 eggs,3 potatos adds up to $5 here. thats alot of ramin noodles. suk it up. even bums know how to hustle & hit the soup kitchen. booooo hooooo whoooo.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
and im totally completely alone, these are the days of my shitty life.....
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im alone...no eggs...i have tap water...no other food...no friends...court date soon...no home...severe anxiety...no money...its raining....



you dont see me complaining ...suck it up bud
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Where are you staying and what are you going to do? No family to help? 8(
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03/16/2013 04:42 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
my sweet kitty has some sort of eye infection and I can't afford to take it to the vet.
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A drop or two of colloidal silver from your health food store in your kitty's eye will get rid of the infection. Around 45 PPM should do the trick. For more check out cure zone dot com.
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Thank you! :) I make my own coilloidal silver but I don't know how to determine the strength and was afraid to put it in his eyes without knowing.
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I dose my kitties all the time with colloidal silver. I put it in their eyes, too. Totally harmless, doesn't matter the dose or ppm. I have avoided probably thousands of dollars in vet bills over the years. It works when they get a cold, too. In fact that is what caused me to really believe in colloidal silver, because it works so well on my kitties, and they can't fake it.
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and im totally completely alone, these are the days of my shitty life.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4064223


im alone...no eggs...i have tap water...no other food...no friends...court date soon...no home...severe anxiety...no money...its raining....



you dont see me complaining ...suck it up bud
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Where you live. If close enough come for
A pork chop supper, its not raining here tho.
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cut grass....wtf
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
The sad story is that most still dont believe in Jesus. Scripture teaches us to turn from our sins, accept Jesus, try to walk in His path, and the rest will take care of itself. I know the atheists will pounce on this, but try it. Maybe check out a local church, talk to some people there about Jesus, nobody is ever turned away (from a good church). No insurance or payments needed.
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You my friend have hit the nail on the head.
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03/16/2013 04:44 PM
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whatever why can you afford a computer to post on the internet but you can not afford food?
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and im totally completely alone, these are the days of my shitty life.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4064223


im alone...no eggs...i have tap water...no other food...no friends...court date soon...no home...severe anxiety...no money...its raining....



you dont see me complaining ...suck it up bud
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33904136


Where you live. If close enough come for
A pork chop supper, its not raining here tho.
 Quoting: ashis


hf
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03/16/2013 04:46 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
WOW,, hard to read this.. Down myself, havent been able to find work for 9 months.. Until this past week where I am in a school system in Florida soon to be working.
But its tough, about $50 to go on until the end of the month. But Im blessed compared to this guy and a couple of you others..
I dont understand how anyone can defend Obama when You see America soo down.. Sad, Im 56 and its NEVER been this bad for me or America..
..........
Sir I Pray someone will help you and things get better..
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
How's those neighbors looking?

Plump and juicy, and ready for harvest?
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03/16/2013 04:49 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Man, I was at my all time low a few months ago.. no income, no job,.. had bills to pay, mortgage, ended up selling car, depleted food, was hitting up food banks.. really depressed and embarassed...

I expected the worst... Losing house, living on streets, suicidal thoughts all day every five minutes.. then one week my gf really pushed me, so I finally got a job again just recently..

Depression has went down, no aucidal thoughts, don't have to worry about bills for now, caught up on mortgage again... I don't know, but hang in there, keep trying to better yourself, things have a way of working out if you make a minimal effort..

I always think when I hit the bottom that things wont get better, but they seem to turn around... Although I lost my car and have to take the bus, which limits where I can go, as a construction worker jobs aren't always on a route or in your city.. luckly for now mine is..

Just gotta keep fighting them battles.. maybe one day life will be pleasurable, I hope.
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03/16/2013 04:51 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
3 eggs and a potato for a dinner - three days down.
maybe you can grow your own food. keep the seeds from peppers tomatoes etc and grow them in pots or a garden.
I go to Walmart and buy lentils, moong beans and I sprout them.
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03/16/2013 04:54 PM
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and im totally completely alone, these are the days of my shitty life.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4064223


I am often in that situation. Be thankful for the haves..

24 eggs.
3 taters.


1 tater + 3 eggs.
Dice tater, fry them, when they're finished put in 3 eggs with them and fry them up.

Remaining eggs- hard boil them. 1 for breakfest, 2 for snack of a night.

Have you thought about going to a food bank? Several churches around offer them at different times of the month. Do a google on your area for them.


-just trying to help-
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I drank close to a 30 oz of tullamore dew whiskey last night and i'm still in recovery mode now :(
Long live the Legit Republic of Blanketsburgh
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
my sweet kitty has some sort of eye infection and I can't afford to take it to the vet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1200804


I give my dog 1000mg of vitamin C and 50 mg of zinc daily hidden in a peanut butter sandwich. Helps quite a bit, believe me.
For a cat I would disguise 200 mg of C and 25 mg of zinc in some food. Non-toxic and will heal infections.
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i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story

and im totally completely alone, these are the days of my shitty life.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4064223


If that was really true you should EASILY qualify for an EBT card.
Instead....you come to GLP and post about it.
Smells of more EAT THE RICH PROPAGANDA than reality itself. commie


Even Bill Maher is deserting his fellow Commies like you......

THE USEFUL IDIOTS ARE REALIZING THEIR USEFULNESS IS OVER.

Bill Maher on California Income Taxes: 'Liberals - You Could Actually Lose Me'
[link to newsbusters.org]



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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Eggs are good for ya.
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03/16/2013 05:01 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
This is advice I give my unemployed friends.
Work midnight shift at a Target, Walmart or grocery store. There is food there and you will get a discount. If you get a day job keep this as a second job. Target didn't pay well but had decent benefits and 10% off what I bought. They have a lot of food at these places and clothing.
Try to get a midnight job stocking shelves.
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03/16/2013 05:02 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
OP, I used to work for Human Services. You need to get to a food bank/food shelf and get some food. Sometimes churches also offer food. Sometimes Lutheran churches offer meals on Wednesdays.

God bless. I know what it is like to not have much food.

Please go to the food shelf. xo
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03/16/2013 05:03 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
heres some suggestions

poached egg
scrambled egg
cubed potato and cubed egg (salad
boiled egg and boiled potato (mixed)
grilled potato with boiled eggs
mashed potato with beked egg
mashed potato dipped in egg - grilled
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whatever why can you afford a computer to post on the internet but you can not afford food?
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They post from a phone...no?

A phone is needed for emergency purposes, for job searching....also potential employers need a phone contact. Also, phone is needed for bus schedules, phone numbers, etc. That's probably where $50+ dollars goes every month.

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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Boiled eggs contain practically all of the nutrients your body needs and the same goes for potatoes. I wish you luck.
If you tolerate this your children will be next.
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03/16/2013 05:08 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
my sweet kitty has some sort of eye infection and I can't afford to take it to the vet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1200804


I give my dog 1000mg of vitamin C and 50 mg of zinc daily hidden in a peanut butter sandwich. Helps quite a bit, believe me.
For a cat I would disguise 200 mg of C and 25 mg of zinc in some food. Non-toxic and will heal infections.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36323082


hf will try it but he can smell everything! Someone must have raised him inside then dropped him off, he loves gravy and is very well mannered, knows words etc. I wasn't ready for another animal though, I have two Labs and you know how they eat. Between their flea treatments, dogbones and food bill they're so expensive :) But I wasn't expecting another animal and he's super picky, only eats Friskies and canned at that, although he has a bowl of dry at all times. He screams at me if I don't give him his can of shreds with gravy.... I swear. He's screaming at me now.
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Register to my start-up here [link to www.pergunter.com] and post a pic of your eggs and potatoes, ask a question and I'll send you a few bucks via PayPal. Use the contact form to send your PayPal email. I'll gladly help you.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Godbless you friend!

I will ask for your success
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03/16/2013 05:11 PM

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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
if you have some flour or cornmeal you could make noodles. 1 egg+1 cup flour. mix well. roll it out thin, cut it up and boil them until tender. delicious.
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i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story

and im totally completely alone, these are the days of my shitty life.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4064223


You have more than a lot of starving families across the globe.
Feed the hungry, visit the sick, free a captive if he be unjustly confined(kidnapped/enslaved by someone). Assist any person oppressed, whether they're of the Muslim or non-Muslim. - Prophet Muhammad (sallallahu alayhi wasallam)
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
You have a great deal of food for 4 days.

I don't see a problem here.

What is your concern?

This does not warrant a sad story.

This is a ridiculous thread if only one person is eating.

This is a lot of food for one person for four days..


Give me a breakwhatever

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