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i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story

 
Anonymous Coward
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Im hermorgin out my ass For 2 months, and your a bitch
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
heres some suggestions

poached egg
scrambled egg
cubed potato and cubed egg (salad
boiled egg and boiled potato (mixed)
grilled potato with boiled eggs
mashed potato with baked egg
mashed potato dipped in egg - grilled

 Quoting: ann ominous 34388814


/\ seems plentifull
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03/16/2013 05:16 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
4 days with your current supplies is nothing to bitch about.
Think of it as flushing out your system. Plenty of ways you can prepare the eggs if you have spices, condiments, etc.

Try a veggie version of egg foo young with seasoned taters.
You can also make a sweet custard out of the eggs, just add sugar or honey *packets from fast food joints*.

If you are down and out, get a couple part time jobs at fast food joints... preferably a pizzaria. You can always take home a few mis-order pies a day, plus all the gatorade you can drink plus one small pizza made to order for your lunch *or whatever else they have, chicken strips, nuggets, wings, breadsticks, salad, etc*.
Did this many years working a couple jobs as a kid, not healthy but if you are active and take vitamins it will somewhat counteract the bad shit.
*Bad shit, no pun intended, the shitting hurt*
LOL
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03/16/2013 05:27 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
OP if you're a registered user, and were signed in, that would give your story more credibility. That way, maybe someone might be able to help you somehow.

No one will ever help anyone who cannot prove who they are on the internet. You'll be surprised at just how many caring people there are here, and yes, even in a crazy place like this.

We are all likeminded here!
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
OP if you're a registered user, and were signed in, that would give your story more credibility. That way, maybe someone might be able to help you somehow.

No one will ever help anyone who cannot prove who they are on the internet. You'll be surprised at just how many caring people there are here, and yes, even in a crazy place like this.

We are all likeminded here!

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anyone can register that doesnt help much.

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03/16/2013 05:29 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
I have been that hungry and that poor many times over my lifetime. Hills and valleys. So much so that I rarely eat eggs now.

I have needed to go to church cupboards and soup kitchens and I thank those who gave me food when I was hungry. And no matter how poor I was I bought a bottle of olive oil - a cheap one and with the oil and spices I could make many variations of potatoes and also of eggs.

Keep you spirits high during the lean times.

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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Those supplies are pretty plain, but they'll see you ok for 4 days no problem. See if you can find a rosemary or bay bush to get some herbs from and play around.

Remember that the mind plays tricks too. When you have limited food, your mind tricks you into wanting something different.

I bet if you had what you have now, but $100 in your pocket, it wouldn't seem half as bad eating that same menu for four days.

When you do get some cash, make sure you stock up on cheap dried pasta, loads of tomato puree, cheap tins of sweetcorn and beans etc. When I was unemployed in 2011 I could eat for a week on £10 just by buying market own-brand stuff like 10p beans etc.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
OP if you're a registered user, and were signed in, that would give your story more credibility. That way, maybe someone might be able to help you somehow.

No one will ever help anyone who cannot prove who they are on the internet. You'll be surprised at just how many caring people there are here, and yes, even in a crazy place like this.

We are all likeminded here!

 Quoting: The Cryptic Mole 33886289


anyone can register that doesnt help much.
 Quoting: Anubis


Ive seen people here who were local to the poster asking for help here, and they brought food to them and their children. Of course it was confirmed as no one should just send money off to a stranger.

I one time saw a group of people here fill up the heating oil tank for a single mother with a couple of cold kids. They bought food for them as well.

It is doable.
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03/16/2013 05:36 PM

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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Could you give us a generally area where you live? Not your address, but at least the county.

There are often many ways and places to get free food, but we can't direct you to them without knowing where you live.
lots of onions, a couple loaves of bread, and some more eggs to help stretch your meals without having to spend a dime. Then I would send you to a community event that has a free meal included.

If you won't give a location, have you looked into eating local wild plants?
 Quoting: samanthasunflower


Morels may be up in some places and mustard greens are up too.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 1200804


Lots of dandelions and shepards purse around me. The stinging nettles are also up, and very healthy if you can get past the stinging part. (The stinging part goes away when cooked.)
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
OP if you're a registered user, and were signed in, that would give your story more credibility. That way, maybe someone might be able to help you somehow.

No one will ever help anyone who cannot prove who they are on the internet. You'll be surprised at just how many caring people there are here, and yes, even in a crazy place like this.

We are all likeminded here!

 Quoting: The Cryptic Mole 33886289


anyone can register that doesnt help much.
 Quoting: Anubis


Ive seen people here who were local to the poster asking for help here, and they brought food to them and their children. Of course it was confirmed as no one should just send money off to a stranger.

I one time saw a group of people here fill up the heating oil tank for a single mother with a couple of cold kids. They bought food for them as well.

It is doable.

 Quoting: The Cryptic Mole 33886289


i agree.
im just saying whether someone posts as an AC or creates an account doesnt add to credibility. it needs to be verified via other means.
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03/16/2013 05:40 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
heres some suggestions

poached egg
scrambled egg
cubed potato and cubed egg (salad
boiled egg and boiled potato (mixed)
grilled potato with boiled eggs
mashed potato with beked egg
mashed potato dipped in egg - grilled
 Quoting: ann ominous 34388814


Baked egg in a potato skin!
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03/16/2013 05:41 PM

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Eggs? Potatoes? What are you crying about? You have a feast right under your nose, my friend!

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03/16/2013 05:43 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Call 211. It's run by the united way and they can get you in touch with a local agency to get you immediate help.
If you're in the Oklahoma City area I'd be happy to bring you a bag of groceries to help out.
May God bless you and lead you to immediate employment and a circle of friends.
Hq okc
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03/16/2013 05:44 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
I drank close to a 30 oz of tullamore dew whiskey last night and i'm still in recovery mode now :(
 Quoting: Second Best


Beer is better because beer is food! dasbier
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03/16/2013 05:45 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
OP, it is always about you !!

Try this : GET A f....JOB !!

wtfrantrantrantrantrant
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03/16/2013 05:45 PM
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24 eggs , 3 potatoes, sounds like some esoteric riddle. lol.. March 24, anything special ?
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03/16/2013 05:46 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
OP, it is always about you !!

Try this : GET A f....JOB !!

wtfrantrantrantrantrant
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 35589640


You guys have taken all our jobs.
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03/16/2013 05:47 PM
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Thread: Sprouts for Life in these Hard days of Strife.

But some cheap beans or lentils to sprout
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03/16/2013 05:49 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
well........too tight
OP will have to trade his/hers oral skills for sum $$$
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03/16/2013 05:50 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Be grateful you even have food buddy hf
Conserve it where it an last.. Or ask The Lord for some guidance to help you get you back on your feet. Is funny how people don't believe in The Lord but when time are really hard, where do they turn to? ;)

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03/16/2013 05:50 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Does your neighborhood have any cats? peace
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03/16/2013 05:56 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
and im totally completely alone, these are the days of my shitty life.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4064223


Potatoes and eggs are good. Be thankful.
There's no excuse for anyone to be hungry. All communities have free food for the needy.... already cooked even.
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03/16/2013 05:59 PM
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but you have internet.......
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
With a little salt you'll be fine.

Greens are popping up outside. Are you where you can go out and pick something to eat like dandelions? Greens and potatoes are good.
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03/16/2013 06:00 PM

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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
and im totally completely alone, these are the days of my shitty life.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4064223


Potatoes and eggs are good. Be thankful.
There's no excuse for anyone to be hungry. All communities have free food for the needy.... already cooked even.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36308595


...and there are EBT cards.grnrolleyes


Which is why this entire thread is just a PROPAGANDA ploy by the LEFTY LOONS.
Gotta' keep the sheep dazed and confused with DIVIDE AND CONQUER.


facistprop classenvy

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03/16/2013 06:14 PM
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
this is ridiculous boil the eggs as long as theyre kept below 40* f they will remain fresh for up to 6 days no problem and that is 4 eggs a day fatass. then sounds like you have tater enough for 3 more days so why are you crying about only having a week's worth of food i know plenty of fair minded good people who have less than you and don't say shit about it to anyone. im saying this as a form of encouragement. while youre in that hotel with the luxurious roof and wifi accomodations check out the movie fight club or read the novel by Kurt V.

the Buddha taught that to end suffering you just need to expend it from yourself. you want to appreciate something? go for a whole week without it. no smokes? no beer? ah well. no food, you're broke? spent it all on bitcoin? least you're not in Cyprus, oh shit.

you'll be ok but i tell you if you still have negativity over this issue, which im not saying its not an issue but try to have some insight here ok?... if you still feel this way then its your duty to rid yourself of the extraneous desires you face. they're only holding you back broseph

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15 years ago i was living off a 5 lbs. bag of rice, butter and frozen corn every week...
--"In this era of great big brains anything that can happen will. So hunker down." -- Kurt Vonnegut, JR. -- Galapagos.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
and im totally completely alone, these are the days of my shitty life.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4064223


If you live in my area you are welcome to come eat at my home
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
and im totally completely alone, these are the days of my shitty life.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4064223


Potatoes and eggs are good. Be thankful.
There's no excuse for anyone to be hungry. All communities have free food for the needy.... already cooked even.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36308595


...and there are EBT cards.grnrolleyes


Which is why this entire thread is just a PROPAGANDA ploy by the LEFTY LOONS.
Gotta' keep the sheep dazed and confused with DIVIDE AND CONQUER.


facistprop classenvy
 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


Interesting response to someone who is hungry....


Wouldn't want to have your heart...



oneLOVE
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and im totally completely alone, these are the days of my shitty life.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4064223


And yet you are online with internet connection.

WHY THE FUCK DOES COMPLETE SHIT LIKE THIS GET PINNED.

Hey poster. Do me a favor and walk out infront of a bus would you.