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i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story

 
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
that's plenty of food for 4 days.

seriously.

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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
and im totally completely alone, these are the days of my shitty life.....
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Cook up some of those eggs and have them for dinner. Protein is a great perscription for self pity.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
and im totally completely alone, these are the days of my shitty life.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4064223


Are you thinking more of the fact that you feel so alone?
That is a state of mind that you don't need to feel as you can
think that there is a lot of caring people out there.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
thats 6 eggs and 0.75 potatoes per day

you're laughing OP.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
can someone plz order me a pizza ?
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I would be more than happy to order you a pizza....seriously
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
i wont go to the food bank as im not starving, ill save that for people that are, i get money in 4 days so ill survive, i can't find a job which is why im in this situation and i moved to a new town hoping to find work, and i spent the last of my money on a hotel room
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Since you have the internet, search "Food Bank" in your county -- then swallow your pride and just go and they will give you enough food each week to feed yourself (and any family members.) You're not working, so you have time to do it. I had to use the food bank for a few months a few years ago. I am working again now.

The people at the food bank were really nice to me and the food kept me nourished so I had the energy go look for work.

I also tried Catholic Charities and they were really rude and they gave me some crackers and tuna and black tea and told me not to come back for a month. So, don't waste your time with Catholic Charities. Just go to the county food bank.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
i fast on water for 7 days 3 times a year.
that means i don't eat for a week each time.

you've got 24 eggs and 3 potatoes. you'll be just fine.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
The sad story is that most still dont believe in Jesus. Scripture teaches us to turn from our sins, accept Jesus, try to walk in His path, and the rest will take care of itself. I know the atheists will pounce on this, but try it. Maybe check out a local church, talk to some people there about Jesus, nobody is ever turned away (from a good church). No insurance or payments needed.
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Turn from the church and accept that right now all is provided. Peace comes as we shed ourselves of our wants. Don't accept Jesus, accept your Self. Surrender yourself to the will of the universe.
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i wont go to the food bank as im not starving, ill save that for people that are, i get money in 4 days so ill survive, i can't find a job which is why im in this situation and i moved to a new town hoping to find work, and i spent the last of my money on a hotel room
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4064223


Since you have the internet, search "Food Bank" in your county -- then swallow your pride and just go and they will give you enough food each week to feed yourself (and any family members.) You're not working, so you have time to do it. I had to use the food bank for a few months a few years ago. I am working again now.

The people at the food bank were really nice to me and the food kept me nourished so I had the energy go look for work.

I also tried Catholic Charities and they were really rude and they gave me some crackers and tuna and black tea and told me not to come back for a month. So, don't waste your time with Catholic Charities. Just go to the county food bank.
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seriously? fuckin' catholics.
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Hussle hard....... We all got a story to tell......
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sell you computer
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and im totally completely alone, these are the days of my shitty life.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4064223


And yet you are online with internet connection.

WHY THE FUCK DOES COMPLETE SHIT LIKE THIS GET PINNED.

Hey poster. Do me a favor and walk out infront of a bus would you.
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For about the 10th time he is living in a motel room using his last money waiting for work.MOTELS HAVE INTERNET SERVICE.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
OK OP, here is a story you will like...I read it a while back...

There was the woman who was doing missionary work in Africa...she was basically living off the care packages her family was sending her.....One day she got REALLY sick...she felt terrible...that day she was expecting one of her care packages...it did not arrive...she knew she had only oatmeal to live off...she knew she would not starve...but, boy oh boy...those care packages often contained things like chocolate and canned chili and so many good things...she waited for the next day...still no care package...only her oatmeal...this went on for a month...finally...she felt better...and voila! The day after she felt better...her care package arrived...she was kind of down that it arrived on the day it did...she was going back to America in a few days...and the care package would not help that much....a few days later...she flew off to America to be with her mom and dad. A few days after she got home...her mom and dad threw her a party. She went to a party...and there was a doctor friend of the family there...she got to talking with the doctor...she told the doctor how she had been sick...He (the doctor) asked her for her symptoms...the doctor knew exactly what she had...and added that if she had eaten ANYTHING, but oatmeal...she would have DIED from the illness...we may think things stink sometimes...but, God has a purpose and a plan...and He loves us!
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
sell you computer
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lame

FOR WHAT SO HE HAS NO WAY TO CONTACT OR JOB SEARCH.
At least he has access to ways to make contact without having to put gas in a car..If he sells it how long would it carry someone for what u would get for a used computer..How do you know he isnt using a phone
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
my sweet kitty has some sort of eye infection and I can't afford to take it to the vet.
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get a bottle of colloidal silver quick!
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
where are you OP? I have plenty of food.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
OK OP, here is a story you will like...I read it a while back...

There was the woman who was doing missionary work in Africa...she was basically living off the care packages her family was sending her.....One day she got REALLY sick...she felt terrible...that day she was expecting one of her care packages...it did not arrive...she knew she had only oatmeal to live off...she knew she would not starve...but, boy oh boy...those care packages often contained things like chocolate and canned chili and so many good things...she waited for the next day...still no care package...only her oatmeal...this went on for a month...finally...she felt better...and voila! The day after she felt better...her care package arrived...she was kind of down that it arrived on the day it did...she was going back to America in a few days...and the care package would not help that much....a few days later...she flew off to America to be with her mom and dad. A few days after she got home...her mom and dad threw her a party. She went to a party...and there was a doctor friend of the family there...she got to talking with the doctor...she told the doctor how she had been sick...He (the doctor) asked her for her symptoms...the doctor knew exactly what she had...and added that if she had eaten ANYTHING, but oatmeal...she would have DIED from the illness...we may think things stink sometimes...but, God has a purpose and a plan...and He loves us!
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Bingo AC!!!!!!!!!
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
i wont go to the food bank as im not starving, ill save that for people that are, i get money in 4 days so ill survive, i can't find a job which is why im in this situation and i moved to a new town hoping to find work, and i spent the last of my money on a hotel room
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4064223


Ok, OP---- what kind of work are you looking for? Perhaps some on GLP can give you job leads, but you'd need to register for a free account so they could send you a private message. Or if not, they could just post info here.

Gotta know what city or general area you are looking in if you'd like a bit of help. Good luck in whatever you do.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
where are you OP? I have plenty of food.
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OP is probably standing on the corner by now with his "need money for beer" sign.
After all, he's got the food, he just needs the beer! dasbier
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bump
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random acts of pizza . com

A pizza exchange between fellow community members

It’s pretty simple. People post messages on the site, some of those messages are from people wanting to give pizza away and others are from people looking to get a pizza.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
6 eggs and mash potatoes a day for 4 days , you fat5 fuck go on a diet.
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and im totally completely alone, these are the days of my shitty life.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4064223


Potatoes and eggs are good. Be thankful.
There's no excuse for anyone to be hungry. All communities have free food for the needy.... already cooked even.
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...and there are EBT cards.grnrolleyes


Which is why this entire thread is just a PROPAGANDA ploy by the LEFTY LOONS.
Gotta' keep the sheep dazed and confused with DIVIDE AND CONQUER.


facistprop classenvy
 Quoting: Useless Cookie Eater


Interesting response to someone who is hungry....



Wouldn't want to have your heart...



oneLOVE
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WAS IT...someone who was hungry? Really?
Think about that Mr Sheep.

...and the MULTITUDE of LEFTY SHILLS that reside on GLP.

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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
and im totally completely alone, these are the days of my shitty life.....
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 4064223


And yet you are online with internet connection.

WHY THE FUCK DOES COMPLETE SHIT LIKE THIS GET PINNED.

Hey poster. Do me a favor and walk out infront of a bus would you.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 36167865


For about the 10th time he is living in a motel room using his last money waiting for work.MOTELS HAVE INTERNET SERVICE.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22823696


Sure he is.
Maybe he should sell the computer or maybe you shouldn't fall for troll threads and they shouldn't be pinned
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
my sweet kitty has some sort of eye infection and I can't afford to take it to the vet.
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get a bottle of colloidal silver quick!
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 22806335


Just made up a fresh batch and put some in his eyes, Berkey filter water and a brand new dropper. Little guy is making me break out my stash supplies. :) I guess that's the best answer. Should I refrigerate the silver water? how long does it last?
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
2 eggs and a quater potato morning noon and night

get some rice, flour and sugar after your fast
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and im totally completely alone, these are the days of my shitty life.....
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Don't feel bad, it happens to me all the time.
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Op, often times people who will do great things in their life experience hard times. While everyone else in the world around them seem to be making it, they find themselves in a lowly position, in places where there is plenty. This is so you will not forget what it is like to need. There are those who need that cannot help themselves, one day God will show you who they are, and you will remember a little bit how it feels. You will help, and know how to do it in such away they will maintain their dignity.

I have a few stories like the one I'm going to tell, one day after many days of very little food in the house, the biscuits and peanut butter was all that was left, and the kids had it for breakfast. I knew there was going to be nothing for me to eat all day, so I decided to just call it a fast. I decided to go for a walk- there was 10 acres behind our house and so I walked the circumference of it. I had prayer that morning and then went for my walk. To my amazement I found wild asparagus on the ditch bank, I came home with all that I could hold in my hands. Asparagus is my most favorite food.

OP Pray, take walks, give thanks. God loves you and he is good.
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doombacon
and I have 9 egg laying hens,

a garden that produces potatoes and other things,

more ripe tomatoes than I can eat,

and a solar water distiller that produces a gallon of pure distilled water per day for drinking and cooking.

I am not sad.

I am self sufficient.

rooster1rooster1rooster1rooster1rooster1rooster1rooster1rooster1
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Op, often times people who will do great things in their life experience hard times. While everyone else in the world around them seem to be making it, they find themselves in a lowly position, in places where there is plenty. This is so you will not forget what it is like to need. There are those who need that cannot help themselves, one day God will show you who they are, and you will remember a little bit how it feels. You will help, and know how to do it in such away they will maintain their dignity.

I have a few stories like the one I'm going to tell, one day after many days of very little food in the house, the biscuits and peanut butter was all that was left, and the kids had it for breakfast. I knew there was going to be nothing for me to eat all day, so I decided to just call it a fast. I decided to go for a walk- there was 10 acres behind our house and so I walked the circumference of it. I had prayer that morning and then went for my walk. To my amazement I found wild asparagus on the ditch bank, I came home with all that I could hold in my hands. Asparagus is my most favorite food.

OP Pray, take walks, give thanks. God loves you and he is good.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 11261416


Excellent story - and too true...God makes those He is going to raise...go through tough times....exactly like you said...so that they will not forget the "little" guy!

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