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i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story

 
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story

I also tried Catholic Charities and they were really rude and they gave me some crackers and tuna and black tea and told me not to come back for a month. So, don't waste your time with Catholic Charities. Just go to the county food bank.
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I'm not sure about Catholic Charities but just call around to local churches and ask about food handouts. It's really simple and there are many churches just about anywhere. Unfortunately, the food given out is typically not the healthiest but when you really need to survive it's a blessing.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
and im totally completely alone, these are the days of my shitty life.....
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Stop buying drugs.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
yes, I have been making colloidal silver for him, he won't eat anything with amoxicillin in it and I only have two left anyway but I wash his paws with the CS too. and wipe his eyes with it every morning before the terramycin. sometimes it gets better but it never goes totally away, it's like a gooey red mucus.
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put some of the silver drops in his eyes. or put on a cotton ball and wipe his eyes.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Most churches also have programs for this situation. If they don't help you there's a verse in the Bible about that...just remind them. You shouldn't have to be a member. You're another human being
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Why not try rinsing it with a salt water solution?
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Ok, so WHY are you in that situation? Are you a drug addict? Alcoholic? Gambling addiction?
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your INCOMPASSION is stunning. We are living in the greatest depression since 1939, but it is true, "charity" has grown cold. My husband and I were small millionaires and lost everything 3 years ago. We were selling copper out of our garage for food and utilities. We were were destroyed over night. We worked very hard and employed 50 people. We paid 50k in taxes a year. Today, we can't get food stamps, Medicaid, unemployment because we are 'business" owners. We are hardly that really.
I hold you in contempt for your inexcusable ignorance.
I hope God punishes you for your lack of charity. He will.
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Most churches also have programs for this situation. If they don't help you there's a verse in the Bible about that...just remind them. You shouldn't have to be a member. You're another human being
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Why not try rinsing it with a salt water solution?
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Sorry...wrong post, LOL! This was for the person whose cat has an eye infection and doesn't have the money to take it to the vet.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
4 days with your current supplies is nothing to bitch about.
Think of it as flushing out your system. Plenty of ways you can prepare the eggs if you have spices, condiments, etc.

Try a veggie version of egg foo young with seasoned taters.
You can also make a sweet custard out of the eggs, just add sugar or honey *packets from fast food joints*.

If you are down and out, get a couple part time jobs at fast food joints... preferably a pizzaria. You can always take home a few mis-order pies a day, plus all the gatorade you can drink plus one small pizza made to order for your lunch *or whatever else they have, chicken strips, nuggets, wings, breadsticks, salad, etc*.
Did this many years working a couple jobs as a kid, not healthy but if you are active and take vitamins it will somewhat counteract the bad shit.
*Bad shit, no pun intended, the shitting hurt*
LOL
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Plus you'll meet fellow antogonists who'll supply you with weed and other drugs in exchange for booze *if you are over 21*.
All bases covered.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Ok, so WHY are you in that situation? Are you a drug addict? Alcoholic? Gambling addiction?
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your INCOMPASSION is stunning. We are living in the greatest depression since 1939, but it is true, "charity" has grown cold. My husband and I were small millionaires and lost everything 3 years ago. We were selling copper out of our garage for food and utilities. We were were destroyed over night. We worked very hard and employed 50 people. We paid 50k in taxes a year. Today, we can't get food stamps, Medicaid, unemployment because we are 'business" owners. We are hardly that really.
I hold you in contempt for your inexcusable ignorance.
I hope God punishes you for your lack of charity. He will.
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i feel YOUR pain... many won't... but similar things..... hope you come up on the rosie side... but yeah, it's hard to re-adjust.... if anything it's very humbling......

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Potatoes and eggs are good. Be thankful.
There's no excuse for anyone to be hungry. All communities have free food for the needy.... already cooked even.
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...and there are EBT cards.:grnrolleyes:


Which is why this entire thread is just a PROPAGANDA ploy by the LEFTY LOONS.
Gotta' keep the sheep dazed and confused with DIVIDE AND CONQUER.



:facistprop: :classenvy:
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Interesting response to someone who is hungry....


Wouldn't want to have your heart...



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WAS IT...someone who was hungry? Really?
Think about that Mr Sheep.

...and the MULTITUDE of LEFTY SHILLS that reside on GLP.

:clues:
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lame Really? Are the useless political comments necessary right now?
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Most churches also have programs for this situation. If they don't help you there's a verse in the Bible about that...just remind them. You shouldn't have to be a member. You're another human being
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Why not try rinsing it with a salt water solution?
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Sorry...wrong post, LOL! This was for the person whose cat has an eye infection and doesn't have the money to take it to the vet.
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cruise
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
What barbarians are most of you. And invincible ignorance is no excuse for any of you. The lack of compassion, in this case, is stunning! May God have mercy on your souls, because I would not.
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What barbarians are most of you. And invincible ignorance is no excuse for any of you. The lack of compassion, in this case, is stunning! May God have mercy on your souls, because I would not.
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Most have compassion, but this is a troll attempt.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
:doombacon:
and I have 9 egg laying hens,

a garden that produces potatoes and other things,

more ripe tomatoes than I can eat,

and a solar water distiller that produces a gallon of pure distilled water per day for drinking and cooking.

I am not sad.

I am self sufficient.

:rooster1::rooster1::rooster1::rooster1::rooster1::rooster1::​rooster1::rooster1:
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What's the point in bragging?
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Does your neighborhood have any cats? peace
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lol
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wow op.hang in there.i could help but do not know where you are.
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Most churches also have programs for this situation. If they don't help you there's a verse in the Bible about that...just remind them. You shouldn't have to be a member. You're another human being
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Why not try rinsing it with a salt water solution?
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Sorry...wrong post, LOL! This was for the person whose cat has an eye infection and doesn't have the money to take it to the vet.
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cruise
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Why not barter some of those eggs to someone else who is at the hotel, that may have some other things to eat? That way you stretch out your food and have a bit more variety for four days.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Catholic Charities blacklisted me simply cause I'm an Atheist, I am blacklisted from all other religious based organizations for humanitarian aid.

I make no more than $12,000 a year and I am disabled (not a vet), by law I can't work nor would I since my disabilities, and yea. Do I need handouts, not really cause I have friends/family who aid me and nor do I need symphony from anyone.

I am not permitted to stay in Salvation Army homeless shelters yet they allow criminals of all traits to stay there but this Atheist may not. I am not homeless at the moment but I have been chronically homeless for sometime, on my own will or by force.

I use to go an entire week without food and water, that was every other week for sometime, and I never panhandled. I live with intense pain daily but if I didn't, I don't know if I would comprehend the notion of reality.

I don't have many friends simply cause I either choose to or the friends I thought were, ended up using me for my vulnerabilities and those people now have no existence in my life.

It's rather interesting when you have money, how many old friends come out the wood work and attempt to befriend you once more but when you don't have money, those friends treat you like garbage.

Is this a sad story, I'll leave that up to your perception on my little novel, and remember your perception on reality will differ from others.

Oh yeah, life is precious so live your life to the fullest.

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and im totally completely alone, these are the days of my shitty life.....
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My reaction: [link to i.imgur.com]
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Third day without food. Trying to clean the dog pee off the carpet. Just too busy to eat. Don't miss the food but, real disappointed in the carpet. Don't really ever think about food.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
OP, I feel for you. I hope it gets better soon. I've been there, done that, myself. I won't tell you my sad story but thanks for asking, heh!

It's been heart-warming to read all the offers and suggestions. Thanks everybody and good luck, OP!
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
i wont go to the food bank as im not starving, ill save that for people that are, i get money in 4 days so ill survive, i can't find a job which is why im in this situation and i moved to a new town hoping to find work, and i spent the last of my money on a hotel room
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Check craigslist in your area for help with cash. U can get many odd jobs in return for work. You can also find places to stay. Use your internet and read and post.
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Post your name and city you are in i will send western union on sunday for 30.00. Must have OP ID
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Oh boo hoo cry me a fucking river OP, I once ate nothing but stale bread and canned cheese dip for a week straight. But here's the kicker this happened to me when I was a kid, and when I say kid I mean child not a teen who could have easily gone out and try to find a part time job. So needless to say I had no choice in the matter. As adults we have the responsibility of providing for ourselves, so by finding yourself in this situation you have no one but yourself to blame.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
im going to big a big bag of rice and a big bag of mixed beans and some spices when i get some money, thing is, im out of this hotel soon so i can't stock up on much , cause i can't take much with me
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If you soak the beans over night before cooking them they will be better digested. I cook my beans with pork neck bones. It gives them a great favor. I pray that your situation will improve soon. Best of luck to you.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Only 4 days? So you can eat 6 eggs a day. 3/4 of a potato a day, and all the water you want?

Not too bad. I'll bet a lot of people have had less for a longer time.

Frankly, I've been in situations as bad or worse and survived, so I think you can too. I wish you had a jar of instant coffee , that tends to make things easier. Bless you and good luck for the future.
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make a few chickens and procreate your own kentucky fried... problem solved.....
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
my sweet kitty has some sort of eye infection and I can't afford to take it to the vet.
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bummer. maybe you can find some home remedies online you could try.
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Buy at pharmacy under the counter antibiotic eye drops for humans like for example "Polysporin". No prescription needed, they cost under 10 dollars and work for pets as well. Don’t let your cat suffer!
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You have the internet ... what more do you need. Porn. Food Porn. Coffee with Snow. You'll be fine.
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Re: i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story
Most churches also have programs for this situation. If they don't help you there's a verse in the Bible about that...just remind them. You shouldn't have to be a member. You're another human being
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Why not try rinsing it with a salt water solution?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9834739




Sorry...wrong post, LOL! This was for the person whose cat has an eye infection and doesn't have the money to take it to the vet.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 9834739


Thank you :) Salt water may be good but I've already made the CS and put it in his eyes. he's not opening them very far now, just squinty but they seem to be drier. I think he lived too long on his own and his immune system is wrecked. I will keep at it and I do have a job so I'm not without means, I will just have to use a credit card dangit. If this doesn't work that is. Thanks y'all, it seems the CS is the po folks drug of choice. :)

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