i have nothing but 24 eggs, 3 potatoes, tap water to eat for the next four days, tell me your sad story

Send me your email address here. That way you can give me your address. I'll send you a pizza.

Last Edited by nutmeg on 03/16/2013 04:14 PM

Dude that isn't bad at all. What are you use to eating?

Try living on one pack of ramen a day for two months with nothing but water, tea, and apples from the tree down the block.
Talk about having a fucked up metabolism, I had one.

It gets old fast but working two jobs and having the bills chiseled down was worth it in the long run :)

I got drugged and molested by a BBW; she undid my pants, then pushed me out of her car, I fell against the telephone pole, and she peeled rubber as she left, throwing gravel in my face, so I don't want to hear your sad tale.

my sweet kitty has some sort of eye infection and I can't afford to take it to the vet.

Most churches also have programs for this situation. If they don't help you there's a verse in the Bible about that...just remind them. You shouldn't have to be a member. You're another human being

OP - embrace your adventure! Just do it!

bummer. maybe you can find some home remedies online you could try.

this is true.

here is a link to Abbie Hoffman's "Steal this book"

Steal it (he would have wanted you to) and read it.

there is a lot of information in there on how to survive for free.

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Last Edited by Anubis on 03/16/2013 04:19 PM

24 eggs for 4 days is fine lol you're better off then most people considering eggs have a lot of protein.

He is a stray that I took in, he looks a lot better, got him some fipronil for the fleas that had him broken out in sores all over, I've been putting terramycin in his eyes and colloidal silver in his food... I think it's something worse. freakin vets! I know it'll be a couple of hundred dollars for all the tests... he's a good cat, uses the doggy door, doesn't scratch the furniture but he won't leave now, of course. I don't know what else to do, he may have the feline herpes or something....

Silver drops if you have them.

But wasn't it just this afternoon you said cheese and dairy aren't good for you? Pizza places don't use grass fed meat either, I don't think.


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Last Edited by Nine's - IN MEMORIAM on 03/16/2013 04:27 PM

Do you live near Pittsburgh or western Pa ... I would be happy to share what I have.

thats easily 4or 5 days of fried eggs and hashbrowns. you will be fine.

I am often in that situation. Be thankful for the haves..

24 eggs.
3 taters.


1 tater + 3 eggs.
Dice tater, fry them, when they're finished put in 3 eggs with them and fry them up.

Remaining eggs- hard boil them. 1 for breakfest, 2 for snack of a night.

Have you thought about going to a food bank? Several churches around offer them at different times of the month. Do a google on your area for them.


-just trying to help-

yes, I have been making colloidal silver for him, he won't eat anything with amoxicillin in it and I only have two left anyway but I wash his paws with the CS too. and wipe his eyes with it every morning before the terramycin. sometimes it gets better but it never goes totally away, it's like a gooey red mucus.

Yes, because we all know that there are jobs everywhere.

That's why there's 50 million people on Food Assistance.

that's a shit ton of food for 4 days. i've had to make a box of pasta stretch for 7 days. no sauce - just ketchup. shut up and enjoy your feast.

Not sure silver is the right thing. Try to find a sympathetic vet who will charge very little.

Good luck to you.

Could you give us a generally area where you live? Not your address, but at least the county.

There are often many ways and places to get free food, but we can't direct you to them without knowing where you live.
lots of onions, a couple loaves of bread, and some more eggs to help stretch your meals without having to spend a dime. Then I would send you to a community event that has a free meal included.

If you won't give a location, have you looked into eating local wild plants?

go dumpster diving.
preferably at an organic supermarket, or ask them if you can have the left-overs/veggies they would throw away. works at markets, too.
too much good products go to the waste bin anyways, learn how to cook, profit from it.

You're a dick. Maybe he's just on hard times. Stop being an asshole, lest Karma bites you in the ass.

A drop or two of colloidal silver from your health food store in your kitty's eye will get rid of the infection. Around 45 PPM should do the trick. For more check out cure zone dot com.

Morels may be up in some places and mustard greens are up too.

im alone...no eggs...i have tap water...no other food...no friends...court date soon...no home...severe anxiety...no money...its raining....



you dont see me complaining ...suck it up bud

Thank you! :) I make my own coilloidal silver but I don't know how to determine the strength and was afraid to put it in his eyes without knowing.

My sad story would not help you.


All I can say is count your blessings that you have ANY food and ANY clean drinking water, and that you have shelter and warmth for the night.

You are already ahead of over a billion other earthlings.

You're in luck. Start a fast at midnight on the 18th til 11:59 20th. Ask for God to reveal your purpose and meditate on him. Watch the magic happen.

You're worried about 4 days? hahaha...


Try 2 weeks without food!

Yes, I will. Where shall I have it delivered?