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Senator Proposes Toaster Pastry Freedom Gun Act Bill - NO JOKE

 
Aunt Arky

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03/16/2013 04:14 AM

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Senator Proposes Toaster Pastry Freedom Gun Act Bill - NO JOKE
"Senate Bill 1058 restricts the disciplinary options Maryland public school officials can use for any student who “brings to school or possesses” an image of a gun or an object that might look like a gun but isn’t one.

Students could also form their fingers in the shape of a gun without fear of reprisal.

The bill also includes a section mandating counseling for school officials who fail to distinguish between guns and things that resemble guns. School officials who fail to make such a distinction more than once would face discipline themselves."

[link to dailycaller.com]

Here's the official bill

[link to mgaleg.maryland.gov]

What a pathetic state our country is in when this is needed. My son and I were just reading the beginning of "Charlotte's Web" and it says something about Fern (the girl who raises the pig) and her brother finishing their breakfast and getting ready to get on the school bus. Fern grabbed her bag and her brother "grabbed his gun." My son's eyes got huge and even I almost laughed and he said "Grabbed his gun?" all excited (he's six). So even now - at this young age - kids know that it's verboten to even THINK of doing what kids did routinely during my parents' generation. Heck, even when I was in high school guys had gun racks in their pickups and carried guns there when it was hunting season - nobody cared because we knew they were using them for hunting deer!


Toaster pastry guns are welcome in my (home)school!! And you are welcome to drive up with a gun rack on your pickup during hunting season too, preferably with a big deer steak for me cheer

Last Edited by Remoh on 03/16/2013 04:16 AM
Aunt Arky (OP)

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03/16/2013 06:28 AM

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Re: Senator Proposes Toaster Pastry Freedom Gun Act Bill - NO JOKE
bump because it's breakfast time and you're kids deserve to eat their damned pop tarts into any shape they deem fit.
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03/16/2013 06:40 AM
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Re: Senator Proposes Toaster Pastry Freedom Gun Act Bill - NO JOKE
When gun shaped toaster pastries are outlawed, only outlaws will have gun shaped toaster pastries.
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03/16/2013 06:43 AM
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Re: Senator Proposes Toaster Pastry Freedom Gun Act Bill - NO JOKE
And we paid them to sit there and think about this crap, too!!!
barbarian66

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03/16/2013 06:46 AM
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Re: Senator Proposes Toaster Pastry Freedom Gun Act Bill - NO JOKE
i'll POP a TART in yur ass!
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