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All schoolchildren in Florida arrested at school for being in a state shaped like a gun.

 
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YOU JUST WAIT FOR IT!

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Its about damned time
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You're right, OP!

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Ban Florida! Do it for the children!
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Best thread of the weeek!
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YOU JUST WAIT FOR IT!

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Oklahoma too?
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Police say the children willingly attended school even though they had first-hand knowledge that it was inside a state shaped like a gun.

Cheif of police, Harry Scumballz said "It's things like this that just make you shake your head and ask "why?"".

All the children involved are being held without bail in the Everglades SuperMax Prison for Child Domestic Terrorists.

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Police say the children willingly attended the school even though they had first-hand knowledge that it was inside a state shaped like a gun.

Cheif of police, Harry Scumballz said "It's things like this that just make you shake your head and ask "why?"".

All the children involved are being held without bail in the Everglades SuperMax Prison for Child Domestic Terrorists.
 Quoting: Slick Vick

FEMA Camps are now being activated as mass evacuation is underway . . . It is estimated it will take two months for full implementation. . . .the Army Corps of Engineers has been funded to re-shape Florida into a less threatening shape . . . some residents will have to be relocated or simply dumped into a sinkhole. . . .updates to follow. . . . !!!!!!ahhh
Martin Luther King . . . Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter!

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
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Police say the children willingly attended the school even though they had first-hand knowledge that it was inside a state shaped like a gun.

Cheif of police, Harry Scumballz said "It's things like this that just make you shake your head and ask "why?"".

All the children involved are being held without bail in the Everglades SuperMax Prison for Child Domestic Terrorists.
 Quoting: Slick Vick

FEMA Camps are now being activated as mass evacuation is underway . . . It is estimated it will take two months for full implementation. . . .the Army Corps of Engineers has been funded to re-shape Florida into a less threatening shape . . . some residents will have to be relocated or simply dumped into a sinkhole. . . .updates to follow. . . . !!!!!!ahhh
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The Florida panhandle is now being surveyed to become extensions of Mississippi, Alabama and Georgia. . . .the concern is Florida will then become a phallic symbol similar to Maine. . . . what will this do to the pride of the people of Maine. . . are they to be upstaged by this humanitarian act. . . .abduct
Martin Luther King . . . Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter!

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
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Democrat Leadership and the Obama Administration hails the annexation of the Florida panhandle as a decisive step toward the perplexing gun control controversy . . . .stating that " removing this repulsive visual reminder of weapon ownership can only help to heal the national psyche. . . ."

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Martin Luther King . . . Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter!

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Rebpublicans hold press conference to counter Democrat headlong dismemberment of Florida. . . . declaring this is a blatant attempt to permanently remove Florida from the Republican ranks by amputating the predominately Republican stronghold represented by the Florida Panhandle. . . . leaving Florida forever a Democrat state. . ..grumpy2
Martin Luther King . . . Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter!

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
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Police say the children willingly attended the school even though they had first-hand knowledge that it was inside a state shaped like a gun.

Cheif of police, Harry Scumballz said "It's things like this that just make you shake your head and ask "why?"".

All the children involved are being held without bail in the Everglades SuperMax Prison for Child Domestic Terrorists.
 Quoting: Slick Vick

FEMA Camps are now being activated as mass evacuation is underway . . . It is estimated it will take two months for full implementation. . . .the Army Corps of Engineers has been funded to re-shape Florida into a less threatening shape . . . some residents will have to be relocated or simply dumped into a sinkhole. . . .updates to follow. . . . !!!!!!ahhh
 Quoting: George B


The Florida panhandle is now being surveyed to become extensions of Mississippi, Alabama and Georgia. . . .the concern is Florida will then become a phallic symbol similar to Maine. . . . what will this do to the pride of the people of Maine. . . are they to be upstaged by this humanitarian act. . . .abduct
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In an emergency meeting of Maine's State Assembly a unanimous resolution was passed declaring solidarity with the people of Florida . . . the resolution states that if the people of Florida wanted their state to be a phallic symbol they would have moved to Maine in the first place. . . .however this was in no way an invitation for the disgruntled people of Florida to move to Maine. . . .peace
Martin Luther King . . . Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter!

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
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The only thing guaranteed in life is deception. . . everything else is optional . . . George B
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Anyone notice that Tennessee is shaped like a box cutter?

No way anyone from Tennessee should be allowed on a plane.
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Also, does anyone else think Michigan looks like it is humping an very underage looking Illinois on a map of the US?

Sick state needs to be put away for life!
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funny thread...too fucking funny


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Anyone notice that Tennessee is shaped like a box cutter?

No way anyone from Tennessee should be allowed on a plane.
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Also, does anyone else think Michigan looks like it is humping an very underage looking Illinois on a map of the US?

Sick state needs to be put away for life!
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Nebraska has a rectangular shape, similar to a child porn mag! What the FUCK is wrong with these disgusting states?????? Ew, just ew... And they act like they don't know..... Yeah right, nice try sickos..
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We obviously have several problems . . . just look at this mess!!!!! Oklahoma looks like a real problem to me . . . What do you think???ohno


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Martin Luther King . . . Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter!

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Police say the children willingly attended the school even though they had first-hand knowledge that it was inside a state shaped like a gun.

Cheif of police, Harry Scumballz said "It's things like this that just make you shake your head and ask "why?"".

All the children involved are being held without bail in the Everglades SuperMax Prison for Child Domestic Terrorists.
 Quoting: Slick Vick

FEMA Camps are now being activated as mass evacuation is underway . . . It is estimated it will take two months for full implementation. . . .the Army Corps of Engineers has been funded to re-shape Florida into a less threatening shape . . . some residents will have to be relocated or simply dumped into a sinkhole. . . .updates to follow. . . . !!!!!!ahhh
 Quoting: George B


Notice the obvious phallic implications
. . . oops2churchlady

Florida 2013

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Martin Luther King . . . Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter!

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
Galileo Galilei, Italian astronomer & physicist (1564 - 1642)

The only thing guaranteed in life is deception. . . everything else is optional . . . George B
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Police say the children willingly attended the school even though they had first-hand knowledge that it was inside a state shaped like a gun.

Cheif of police, Harry Scumballz said "It's things like this that just make you shake your head and ask "why?"".

All the children involved are being held without bail in the Everglades SuperMax Prison for Child Domestic Terrorists.
 Quoting: Slick Vick

FEMA Camps are now being activated as mass evacuation is underway . . . It is estimated it will take two months for full implementation. . . .the Army Corps of Engineers has been funded to re-shape Florida into a less threatening shape . . . some residents will have to be relocated or simply dumped into a sinkhole. . . .updates to follow. . . . !!!!!!ahhh
 Quoting: George B


Notice the obvious phallic implications
. . . oops2churchlady

Florida 2013
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I ask the great state of Florida . . . is it better to have your state shaped like a gun or a phallic symbol . . . where do you want your children to grow up?????

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Martin Luther King . . . Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter!

All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them.
Galileo Galilei, Italian astronomer & physicist (1564 - 1642)

The only thing guaranteed in life is deception. . . everything else is optional . . . George B
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Best thread of the weeek!
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YOU JUST WAIT FOR IT!

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Turn Idaho on it's side and it looks like a gun too !

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