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The bible is full of shit! (New Testament Contradiction Edition)

 
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The bible is full of shit! (New Testament Contradiction Edition)
If the bible is the infallible word of 'God' & God is perfect, then why are there so many mistakes in it? Is this an admission that God is not perfect?

Here's a compilation of New Testament contradictions:

Gospel Contradictions:

1) How many generations were there between Abraham to David?
Matthew 1:17 lists fourteen generations. Matthew 1:2 lists thirteen generations.

2) Is Paul lying? In Acts 20:35 Paul told people "to remember the words of the Lord Jesus, how he said, 'It is more blessed to give than to receive.'" Since Jesus never made such a biblical statement, isn’t Paul guilty of deception?

3) When did the leper become not a leper? (Matthew 8:13 & 8:14) Jesus healed the leper before visiting the house. (Mark 1:29-30 & 1:40-42) Jesus healed the leper after visiting Simon Peter’s house.

4) Who approached Jesus? (Matthew 8:5-7) The Centurion approached Jesus, beseeching help for a sick servant. (Luke 7:3 & 7:6-7) The Centurion did not approach Jesus. He sent friends and elders of the Jews.

5) Was she dead or just dying? (Matthew 9:18) He asked for help, saying his daughter was already dead. (Luke 8:41-42) Jairus approached Jesus for help, because his daughter was dying.

6) Just what did Jesus instruct them to take? (Matthew 10:10) Jesus instructed them not to take a staff, not to wear sandals. (Mark 6:8-9) Jesus instructed his disciples to wear sandals and take a staff on their journey.

7) When did John find out Jesus was the Messiah? (Matthew 11:2-3) While imprisoned. John the Baptist sent followers to Jesus to inquire if Jesus was the messiah. (Luke 7:18-22) While imprisoned. John the Baptist sent followers to Jesus to inquire if Jesus was the Messiah. (John 1 :29-34,36) John already knew Jesus was the Messiah.

8) Who made the request? (Matthew 20:20-21) Their mother requested that James and John, Zebedee’s children, should sit beside Jesus in his Kingdom. (Mark 10:35-37) James and John, Zebedee’s children, requested that they should sit beside Jesus in his Kingdom.

9) What animals were brought to Jesus? (Matthew 21:2-7) two of the disciples brought Jesus an ass and a colt from the village of Bethphage. (Mark 11:2-7) They brought him only a colt.

10) When did the fig tree hear of its doom? (Matthew 21:17-19) Jesus cursed the fig tree after purging the temple. (Mark 11:14-15 & 20) He cursed it before the purging.

11) When did the fig tree keel? (Matthew 21:9) The fig tree withered immediately. and the disciples registered surprise then and there. (Mark 11:12-14 & 20) The morning after Jesus cursed the fig tree, the disciples noticed it had withered and expressed astonishment.

12) Was John the Baptist Elias? "This is Elias which was to come." Matthew 11:14 "And they asked him, what then? Art thou Elias? And he said I am not." John l:21

13) Who was the father of Joseph? Matthew 1:16 The father of Joseph was Jacob. Luke 3 :23 The father of Joseph was Heli. Christians shall try to LIE and tell you that one is the heritage of Mary and the other Joseph. This is utter bullshit, the Hebrew and Greek cultures NEVER regarded the bloodline of the mother. They were patriarchal societies which only concerned themselves with paternal lineage.

14) How many generations were there from the Babylon captivity to Christ? Matthew 1:17 Fourteen generations, Matthew 1:12-16 Thirteen generations.

15) Egypt? Matthew 2:15, 19 & 21-23 The infant Christ was taken into Egypt. Luke 2:22 & 39 The infant Christ was NOT taken to Egypt.

16) Where did Christ preach his first sermon? Matthew 5:1-2 Christ preached his first sermon on the mount. Luke 6:17 & 20 Christ preached his first sermon in the plain.

17) Was John in Prison? John was in prison when Jesus went into Galilee. Mark 1:14 John was not in prison when Jesus went into Galilee. John 1:43 & 3:22-24

18) What was the nationality of the woman who besought Jesus? Matthew 15:22 "And behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, Have mercy on me, 0 Lord, thou son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil." Mark 7:26 "The woman was a Greek, a Syrophenician by nation, and she besought him that he would cast forth the devil out of her daughter."

19) How many blind men besought Jesus? Matthew 20:30 Two blind men. Luke 18:35-38 Only one blind man.

20) Where did the devil take Jesus first? (Matthew 4:5-8) The Devil took Jesus first to the parapet of the temple, then to a high place to view all the Kingdoms of the world. (Luke 4:5-9) The Devil took Jesus first to a high place to view the kingdoms, then to the parapet of the temple.

21) Can one pray in public? (Matthew 6:5-6) Jesus condemned public prayer. (1 Timothy 2:8) Paul encouraged public prayer.

22) If we decide to do good works, should those works be seen? Matthew 5:16 "Let your light so shine before men that they may see your good works." 1 Peter 2:12 "Having your conversation honest among the Gentiles: that ... they may by your good works, which they shall behold, glorify God in the day of visitation." This contradicts: Matthew 6:1-4 "Take heed that ye do not your alms before men, to be seen of them…that thine alms may be in secret." Matthew 23:3-5 "Do not ye after their [Pharisees'] works ... all their works they do for to be seen of men."

23) Who did Jesus tell the Lord’s Prayer to? (Matthew 5:1, 6:9-13 & 7:28) Jesus delivered the Lord’s Prayer during the Sermon on the Mount before the multitudes. (Luke 11:1-4) He delivered it before the disciples alone, and not as part of the Sermon on the Mount.

24) When was Christ crucified? Mark 15:25 "And it was the third hour and they crucified him." John 19:14-15 "And it was the preparation of the Passover, and about the sixth hour; and he saith unto the Jews, Behold your king…Shall I crucify your king?" John 19:14-15.

25) The two thieves reviled Christ. (Matthew 27:44 & Mark 15:32) Only one of the thieves reviled Christ. Luke 23:39-40.

26) Baptism? In 1 Corinthians 1:17 ("For Christ sent me [Paul] not to baptize but to preach the gospel") Paul said Jesus was wrong when he said in Matthew 28:19 "Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them…" Clearly one of these people is wrong, either way, it’s a contradiction.

27) When did Satan enter Judas? Satan entered into Judas while at the supper. John 13:27 Satan entered Judas before the supper. Luke 23:3-4 & 7

28) How many women came to the sepulcher? John 20:1 Only one woman went, Mary Magdalene. Matthew 28:1 Mary Magdalene and the "other Mary" (Jesus’ mother) went.

29) When & who went to the sepulcher? Mark 16:2 It was sunrise when the two women went to the sepulcher. John 20:1 It was still dark (before sunrise) when Mary Magdalene went alone to the sepulcher.

30) How many angels were there? There were two angels seen by the women at the sepulcher and they were standing up. Luke 24:4 There was only one angel seen and he was sitting down. Mark 28:2-5

31) How many angels were within the sepulcher? John 20:11-12 two, Mark 16:5 one.

32) Holy Ghost timing? The Holy Ghost bestowed at Pentecost. Acts 1:5-8 & 2:1-4 The holy Ghost bestowed before Pentecost. John 20:22

33) Where did Jesus first appear to the eleven disciples? In a room in Jerusalem. Luke 24:32-37 On a mountain in Galilee. Matthew 28:15-17

34) Where did Christ ascend from? From Mount Olivet. Acts 1:9-12 From Bethany. Luke 24:50-51

35) Can all sins be forgiven? (Acts 13:39) All sins can be forgiven. Great, I’m happy to know God is so merciful, but wait (Mark 3:29) Cursing or blaspheming the Holy Spirit is unforgivable.

36) The Elijah mystery: (Malachi 4:5) Elijah must return before the final days of the world. (Matthew 11:12-14) Jesus said that John the Baptist was Elijah. (Matthew 17:12- 13) Jesus insists that Elijah has already come, and everyone understood him to mean John the Baptist. (Mark 9:13) Jesus insists that Elijah has already come. (John 1:21) John the Baptist maintained that he was not Elijah.

37) Who purchased the potter’s field? Acts 1:18 The field was purchased by Judas. John 20:1 The potter’s field was purchased by the chief priests.

38) Did Paul's attendants hear anything? Paul’s attendants heard the miraculous voice and stood speechless. Acts 9:7 Paul’s attendants did not hear the voice and were prostrate. Acts 22:9 & 26:14

39) Who bought the Sepulcher? Jacob, Josh 24:32 Abraham, Acts 7:16

40) Was it lawful for the Jews to put Christ to death? "The Jews answered him, we have a law, and by our law he ought to die." John 19:7 "The Jews therefore said unto him, It is not lawful for us to put any man to death." John 18:31

41) Has anyone ascended up to heaven? Elijah went up to heaven: "And Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven." 2 Kings 2:11 "No man hath ascended up to heaven but he that came down from heaven, even the son of man." John 3:13


If the Gospels are the infallible word of God, why are they so poorly written? Is God bad with details?


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No defense? Figures.
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I am so glad you don’t live near me.

When the fire from the Heavens lights your soul on fire the impact radius hopefully will be small, Sodom Gomorrah had a controlled impact.
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I am so glad you don’t live near me.

When the fire from the Heavens lights your soul on fire the impact radius hopefully will be small, Sodom Gomorrah had a controlled impact.
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My God will smite you blah blah blah blah blah blah....

No defense for all of these blatant errors? Maybe God was lying about smiting people he doesn't like either. Figures.
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You are not required to like it or understand it.

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You are not required to like it or understand it.

Choose your own path, I've chosen mine!
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Nothing to say about the blatant bible errors?

You offer nothing substantial to this discussion other than a blind adherence to an illogical dogma. Figures.
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You are not required to like it or understand it.

Choose your own path, I've chosen mine!
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Nothing to say about the blatant bible errors?

You offer nothing substantial to this discussion other than a blind adherence to an illogical dogma. Figures.
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Well, I for one found nothing but "blind adherence to an illogical dogma" in your original post. A little historical research goes a long way, and you've got a long way to go.
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Full of the shit the Gentiles added.
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You are not required to like it or understand it.

Choose your own path, I've chosen mine!
 Quoting: Holy_Diver


Nothing to say about the blatant bible errors?

You offer nothing substantial to this discussion other than a blind adherence to an illogical dogma. Figures.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445


Well, I for one found nothing but "blind adherence to an illogical dogma" in your original post. A little historical research goes a long way, and you've got a long way to go.
 Quoting: Life and Love


You make absolutely no sense child. You offer no defense of the 'Infallible' word of God when I point out the blatant fallibility.

What historical research do you suggest I do to understand why the bible (Which is supposed to be written under direct guidance from God) is full of errors?

Please enlighten me..
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There are no contradictions in the Bible. So besides that fact, what's it to you? C&P someone else's lies and come here to start an argument so you can feel important, or special eh!

Well guess what, all you show is your ignorance.

So now I'm going to enlighten you a little. If you believe what you posted is true, It's because God is messing with you.

It's a test! So far you are failing miserably, but that's OK, you still have a little time left to get it right.

But the one thing you don't wanna do, is come back here demanding any one else to do your work for you, K!

Here, have a tomato.


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You are not required to like it or understand it.

Choose your own path, I've chosen mine!
 Quoting: Holy_Diver


Nothing to say about the blatant bible errors?

You offer nothing substantial to this discussion other than a blind adherence to an illogical dogma. Figures.
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Okay, fine, but you won't understand it because you're a N00b tool in love with your own brain droppings busy on your wii in your Mom's basement with your bongwater spills and empty chip bags.

What you call "Contradictions" are codes written in for the initiated to account for cyclic deviations in astrological charts.

See, you don't even know what your holding when you pick up a Bible.

If you can find someone to initiate you into the mysteries, I suggest you do so, then you can come back and ATTEMPT to have a discussion with someone who actually knows what they're talking about.

That's probably too much work for you though, through the cloud of fail that you live in.

Nevertheless, the challenge remains on the table.
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You make absolutely no sense child. You offer no defense of the 'Infallible' word of God when I point out the blatant fallibility.

What historical research do you suggest I do to understand why the bible (Which is supposed to be written under direct guidance from God) is full of errors?

Please enlighten me..
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OK, son, I shall.

You did a copy and paste from someone else's web site. You offered nothing of value of your own.

If I care to reply to what you copied, I will reply to the place where you copied it from.

You yourself have given me nothing to respond to, except what I have already.

Add some original thought or be content with being ignored.
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There are no contradictions in the Bible. So besides that fact, what's it to you? C&P someone else's lies and come here to start an argument so you can feel important, or special eh!

Well guess what, all you show is your ignorance.

So now I'm going to enlighten you a little. If you believe what you posted is true, It's because God is messing with you.

It's a test! So far you are failing miserably, but that's OK, you still have a little time left to get it right.

But the one thing you don't wanna do, is come back here demanding any one else to do your work for you, K!

Here, have a tomato.


tomato
 Quoting: neverfear


I just pointed out 41 contradictions, are you blind? Whom is showing 'ignorance'?

Your choosing to ignore what I put in front of your face does not make it go away. You can offer no rebuttal so you attack me.

Another typical response.
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You make absolutely no sense child. You offer no defense of the 'Infallible' word of God when I point out the blatant fallibility.

What historical research do you suggest I do to understand why the bible (Which is supposed to be written under direct guidance from God) is full of errors?

Please enlighten me..
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OK, son, I shall.

You did a copy and paste from someone else's web site. You offered nothing of value of your own.

If I care to reply to what you copied, I will reply to the place where you copied it from.

You yourself have given me nothing to respond to, except what I have already.

Add some original thought or be content with being ignored.
 Quoting: Life and Love


I just pointed out 41 contradictions, and again you offer no defense for this. You just attack the messenger.

This isn't helping your case.
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You make absolutely no sense child. You offer no defense of the 'Infallible' word of God when I point out the blatant fallibility.

What historical research do you suggest I do to understand why the bible (Which is supposed to be written under direct guidance from God) is full of errors?

Please enlighten me..
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OK, son, I shall.

You did a copy and paste from someone else's web site. You offered nothing of value of your own.

If I care to reply to what you copied, I will reply to the place where you copied it from.

You yourself have given me nothing to respond to, except what I have already.

Add some original thought or be content with being ignored.
 Quoting: Life and Love


I just pointed out 41 contradictions, and again you offer no defense for this. You just attack the messenger.

This isn't helping your case.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445


I don't have a "case."

You don't either, because all you have done is copied someone else's content without adding a single original thought to it. All 41 have been amply discussed in the literature and don't need a rehash here in an amateur forum.

Until you can come up with an original addition, there's nothing to which I need to reply.
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You are not required to like it or understand it.

Choose your own path, I've chosen mine!
 Quoting: Holy_Diver


Nothing to say about the blatant bible errors?

You offer nothing substantial to this discussion other than a blind adherence to an illogical dogma. Figures.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445


Okay, fine, but you won't understand it because you're a N00b tool in love with your own brain droppings busy on your wii in your Mom's basement with your bongwater spills and empty chip bags.

What you call "Contradictions" are codes written in for the initiated to account for cyclic deviations in astrological charts.

See, you don't even know what your holding when you pick up a Bible.

If you can find someone to initiate you into the mysteries, I suggest you do so, then you can come back and ATTEMPT to have a discussion with someone who actually knows what they're talking about.

That's probably too much work for you though, through the cloud of fail that you live in.

Nevertheless, the challenge remains on the table.
 Quoting: Holy_Diver


So the contradictions are really 'codes' for only the initiated few. Wouldn't this make Jesus a liar when he commanded the apostles to preach the gospel to the entire world?

He didn't say it was only for the 'Initiated Code Breakers'.

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You make absolutely no sense child. You offer no defense of the 'Infallible' word of God when I point out the blatant fallibility.

What historical research do you suggest I do to understand why the bible (Which is supposed to be written under direct guidance from God) is full of errors?

Please enlighten me..
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OK, son, I shall.

You did a copy and paste from someone else's web site. You offered nothing of value of your own.

If I care to reply to what you copied, I will reply to the place where you copied it from.

You yourself have given me nothing to respond to, except what I have already.

Add some original thought or be content with being ignored.
 Quoting: Life and Love


I just pointed out 41 contradictions, and again you offer no defense for this. You just attack the messenger.

This isn't helping your case.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445


I don't have a "case."

You don't either, because all you have done is copied someone else's content without adding a single original thought to it. All 41 have been amply discussed in the literature and don't need a rehash here in an amateur forum.

Until you can come up with an original addition, there's nothing to which I need to reply.
 Quoting: Life and Love


So you admit you have no defense. Why are you replying other than to hear yourself talk?

Any other takers?
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So the contradictions are really 'codes' for only the initiated few. Wouldn't this make Jesus a liar when he commanded the apostles to preach the gospel to the entire world?

He didn't say it was only for the 'Initiated Code Breakers'.

norespect
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Actually, Jesus specifically taught the Disciples to spread the gospels in the form of allegory so simpleton masses had a starting point.

The bible states clearly that there are secrets Jesus Told the Apostles (aka the initiated) to keep to themselves, not to be revealed until the end times.

See how much you don't know?

Would you like to continue to embarass yourself or do you want to go home and get your shinebox now?
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OK, son, I shall.

You did a copy and paste from someone else's web site. You offered nothing of value of your own.

If I care to reply to what you copied, I will reply to the place where you copied it from.

You yourself have given me nothing to respond to, except what I have already.

Add some original thought or be content with being ignored.
 Quoting: Life and Love


I just pointed out 41 contradictions, and again you offer no defense for this. You just attack the messenger.

This isn't helping your case.
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445


I don't have a "case."

You don't either, because all you have done is copied someone else's content without adding a single original thought to it. All 41 have been amply discussed in the literature and don't need a rehash here in an amateur forum.

Until you can come up with an original addition, there's nothing to which I need to reply.
 Quoting: Life and Love


So you admit you have no defense. Why are you replying other than to hear yourself talk?

Any other takers?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445


You are good at putting words in my mouth. You may be good at making up other stuff, too.

The reason I am replying is to point out the obvious for those with eyes to see and minds to understand.

My work here is done.
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So the contradictions are really 'codes' for only the initiated few. Wouldn't this make Jesus a liar when he commanded the apostles to preach the gospel to the entire world?

He didn't say it was only for the 'Initiated Code Breakers'.

norespect
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Actually, Jesus specifically taught the Disciples to spread the gospels in the form of allegory so simpleton masses had a starting point.

The bible states clearly that there are secrets Jesus Told the Apostles (aka the initiated) to keep to themselves, not to be revealed until the end times.

See how much you don't know?

Would you like to continue to embarass yourself or do you want to go home and get your shinebox now?
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Yes, so these contradictions are all just part of the 'code'.bsflag

Seems legit
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I am going to have a moment of mercy and make a plea to the part of your brain that still functions and has something called "dignity."

Do not argue with me. You will not win, you will look stupid to everyone who reads your words, and you will walk away from our interaction feeling badly about yourself.

If you are happy with your weed and wii and your Mom's basement, do yourself a favor and walk away now before I bring real shame to your ego.

You are new, and you're trying to show the world you know something, I get it, but you MUST REALIZE NOW that you don't know jack.

Isn't it apparent, yet?

I offer you this now so that you can accept my Mercy before this goes any further and your little ego is shattered.

Again, you won't win, you'll just have wasted your day.

I've got 3 kids here, so I'm not going anywhere.

You want to keep going?
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I just pointed out 41 contradictions, and again you offer no defense for this. You just attack the messenger.

This isn't helping your case.
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I don't have a "case."

You don't either, because all you have done is copied someone else's content without adding a single original thought to it. All 41 have been amply discussed in the literature and don't need a rehash here in an amateur forum.

Until you can come up with an original addition, there's nothing to which I need to reply.
 Quoting: Life and Love


So you admit you have no defense. Why are you replying other than to hear yourself talk?

Any other takers?
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445


You are good at putting words in my mouth. You may be good at making up other stuff, too.

The reason I am replying is to point out the obvious for those with eyes to see and minds to understand.

My work here is done.
 Quoting: Life and Love


Yes child, I just made up those 41 contradictions. They are not publically available for anyone to look at for themselves with a bible. It's all an illusion from Satan. That must be the case.
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Yes, so these contradictions are all just part of the 'code'.bsflag

Seems legit
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I'm going to let this one slide until you see what I've posted after this.

If after that you want to keep going and really try to "win" you'll need to do something besides raise a bs flag.

I can do that too, watch:

Ready, sunshine?

epicbsflag

See, I even beat you on that account.
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I am going to have a moment of mercy and make a plea to the part of your brain that still functions and has something called "dignity."

Do not argue with me. You will not win, you will look stupid to everyone who reads your words, and you will walk away from our interaction feeling badly about yourself.

If you are happy with your weed and wii and your Mom's basement, do yourself a favor and walk away now before I bring real shame to your ego.

You are new, and you're trying to show the world you know something, I get it, but you MUST REALIZE NOW that you don't know jack.

Isn't it apparent, yet?

I offer you this now so that you can accept my Mercy before this goes any further and your little ego is shattered.

Again, you won't win, you'll just have wasted your day.

I've got 3 kids here, so I'm not going anywhere.

You want to keep going?
 Quoting: Holy_Diver


Classic Christian response. No defense for 41 different bible contradictions, so you get mad and attack the messenger.

Yea I must look like the idiot to any sane person reading this...

Sure.
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Yes child, I just made up those 41 contradictions. They are not publically available for anyone to look at for themselves with a bible. It's all an illusion from Satan. That must be the case.
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Just as publicly available are their rebuttals. Are you mature enough to seek them out?
We become like that to which we are devoted. Choose wisely.
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Classic Christian response. No defense for 41 different bible contradictions, so you get mad and attack the messenger.

Yea I must look like the idiot to any sane person reading this...

Sure.
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Oh, trust, me. You do!
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Yes, so these contradictions are all just part of the 'code'.bsflag

Seems legit
 Quoting: Anonymous Coward 33398445


I'm going to let this one slide until you see what I've posted after this.

If after that you want to keep going and really try to "win" you'll need to do something besides raise a bs flag.

I can do that too, watch:

Ready, sunshine?

:epicbsflag:

See, I even beat you on that account.
 Quoting: Holy_Diver


So your best explanation of 41 different contradiction is that it's all part of a 'Code' that no-one is supposed to understand anyway.

You must have been captain of the debate team.
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Any other takers besides the two people that offer no rebuttal and instead only attack me?

Probably not, yawn.

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